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Skierguy1234
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i know there's many other threads on this, but it seems every one is situation specific so i thought i'd make my own....


Just found out I might be getting drug tested for a job in the next week or two, I smoke pretty regularly, my most accurate guesstimate would be about a gram a week, last time i smoked was last night, I'm in good shape (probably 5%-10% body fat), I always drink a lot of water, i take a fat burner (oxylite), diet is very very low fat, my question is should i go buy a cleanser or will i be alright if i lift hard this week and stick to an almost 0 fat diet?  please and thank you
May 23 2011 3:17PM
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comeatmebro
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still buy a cleanser, two weeks is iffy. or the best bet of sneaking in somebody's piss, if it's possible.
May 23 2011 3:20PM
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introvert
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You should be good to go. Just keep doing what you're doing, go on runs (or anything to make you sweat a lot), and drink cranberry juice.
May 23 2011 3:20PM
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doobiebrotha
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1g a week is not much at all. if you just drink a lot of water, like more then usual. stay active, you could go get osme cranberry pills. and you'll be way set.
May 23 2011 3:21PM
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introvert
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Nah he will be fine. I've passed drug tests in a week.
May 23 2011 3:24PM
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.frenchy
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Exercise+drink and you'll be fine
May 23 2011 3:25PM
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BIGben*
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I gram/week is not alot at all water, exercises. Also o be 100% sure to go by dronk diuretic drinks, that basicly make you pee more than ou drink. Tea coffe and energy drink are some.
May 23 2011 3:31PM
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PBraunstein
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if youre really that concerned, go buy some fake piss.. its worked flawlessly for me, as long as they're not tryin to watch you, which is extremely rare for interviews/new jobs.
May 23 2011 3:33PM
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Loco-Deer-Slayer
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Everyone is saying drink cranberry juice but that's really not going to help you in the way you think it is. Cranberry juice is a natural dieretic and full of antioxidants which help to cleanse your urinary system, BUT THC is stored in fat cells. The only way drinking cranberry juice will help you is to dilute slash cleanse your urinary system but has NO cleansing effect on the THC stored in your fat cells.

Furthermore, not sure the strictness of your drug test, but drinking large amounts of cranberry juice can alter the pH level of your piss (ie noticeable).


May 23 2011 3:33PM
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JakeAssBeatClap
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the fact that you smoke a gram a week and call your self a regular smoker depresses me on the amount that i smoke a week =( hahah you should be fine though i'd reccomend lots of water lots of sweating no blazing test yourself 8 days before the actual test if you fail your own test go buy a cleansing kit they take 7 days then youll be golden... youll pee lime green for like 3 days but golden and clean none the less
May 23 2011 3:38PM
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AWALLRUS.
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5-10% body fat doesnt sound very in shape, unless you're a muscle man or something
May 23 2011 3:40PM
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[evan]
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That, would be fucking wierd.

May 23 2011 3:44PM
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Loco-Deer-Slayer
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Dub post but I found this online and can definitely help you. Took it from this link:
http://www.erowid.org/psychoactives/testing/testing_faq.shtml

Read the article and you will have your answer.

6.1 Dilution: Hyper saturating your body with fluids will dilute metabolites possibly below the 50 ng/mL threshold, depending on your metabolism. Be aware that creatinine levels are often tested, and will show that the sample has been diluted. Diluting your sample will also produce clear urine, with virtually no yellow color. They will assume that you've diluted your sample, and they may reject your sample on the basis of color alone. It's only necessary to start drinking just before the test. Those who drown themselves in fluid days before a test are only causing unnecessary discomfort. Those who stay up all night drinking don't have any better chance than one who drinks heavily first thing in the morning. Get up early if the test is early, but don't lose sleep over a test that's given in the daytime.

6.1.1 Water: Drink at least eight hefty glasses of fluid (preferably water) just prior to the test. Many people start drinking water several days before the test; which is useless. Water does *not* clean any THC metabolites out of your system because THC is not water soluble. Water only dilutes urine temporarily. Do not over do it; you can get water intoxication. People can actually overdose and even die from water intoxication. It's very hard to do, and you'll vomit before anything gets serious.
May 23 2011 4:09PM
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andrewg
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your so good dude. just drink a gallon of water before you go in to dilute ur piss unless ur goin to a lab?
May 23 2011 4:10PM
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Mr.Turtle
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relating to drug tests, hypothetically if you tested positive could you be charged with anything?
May 23 2011 4:11PM
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andrewg
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no its for a job. they cannt realease the information and its for their personal use
May 23 2011 4:13PM
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The.Man
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So I figured since this is relevant I will ask it here

I was talking to a kid once, and he told me how to "beat" a sophisticated drug test

Begin by drinking a shit ton of water, as always. In addition to water, drink lots of Vitamin C (orange juice, whatever). This will make your urine appear more "yellow".

The night/day before be sure to eat a TON of protein/meat/carbs. Beef, Pasta, Pork.

Day of continue to do these three, and when tested your urine will be dilute but yellow (vitamin C) and have the basic proteins found in your body because you ate so much that they are in excess and will be excreted.


Anyone care to verify/disprove this?
May 23 2011 4:15PM
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andrewg
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drink helluh water the hours before your drug test and a energy drink or two cuz they will make ur piss yellow. im pro at drug tests
May 23 2011 4:21PM
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The.Man
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What about the official places?

Like where they run content testing and test for basic proteins and vitamins?
May 23 2011 4:23PM
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pmw
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no
using the drug itself is not illegal, but possession is
May 23 2011 4:25PM
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Mr.Turtle
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so to clarify, if the cops tested you and you tested positive you can't be charged with anything?
me and a friend are having an argument about this
May 23 2011 4:27PM
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pmw
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cant be charged with a thing
cop comes up to you and you're high as balls you cant even be charged with anything
May 23 2011 4:34PM
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Ski_Unit_19
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dude just have a buddy who is clean piss in a 2 ounce shampoo bottle and sneak that shit in under your gooch. flawless victory
May 23 2011 4:51PM
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californiagrown
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uh ya...you can. Public Intoxication
May 23 2011 4:57PM
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pmw
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isnt that only alcohol?

May 23 2011 5:39PM
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PeeDuBzz
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if your only smoking around a gram a week your gonna be fine... im a regular toker but also low body fat/very active/go to the gym every day... ive passed drug tests before just stop smokin until the test drink tons of fluids cranberry helps and sweat you should be ok
May 23 2011 5:42PM
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californiagrown
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No, just like a DWI/DUI isnt just alcohol
May 23 2011 6:00PM
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adamlukowski
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Happens for some people if its more serious, like a court order or some shit like that
May 23 2011 6:10PM
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pmw
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okok anyways, i meant you cant be pressed with something like "consumption"
only possession
May 23 2011 6:30PM
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SERENGETI_YETI
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Honestly this is no different then the other billion threads or posts all over the intrawebz.

It's always, I smoke weed found out i have a drug test coming up in a week or two, what do I do?

Stop smoking, keep chugging water, rock a cleanser. Some of the cleansers you take closer to the date.Chug water even through the day you have to piss.

Good luck
May 23 2011 6:41PM
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californiagrown
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there is no crime for consumption of alcohol. instead of giving you a public intoxication citation they give minors an MIC.

If you look stupid baked, or the cop is having a bad day, he can put you into protective custody, and/or charge you with public intoxication.

May 23 2011 6:43PM
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SERENGETI_YETI
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lol, not at all man.
May 23 2011 6:44PM
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Motes
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cranberry juice and exersize, dont smoke from now until after your test
May 23 2011 6:46PM
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