Recently a few friends and I have been making our facebook statuses ridiculously made up quotes, and have been quoting famous people saying them. It turns out people love it, and have joined in.
examples:
"I once used a series of leaves that I sewed together myself as a condom in an attempt to go green. We both got poison ivy. Best sex I've ever had."
~ Joseph Stalin
"It was amazing. One momentary lapse in judgement and I had ended up at another cheap motel, with yet another dead call girl lying next to me. This was the first time the thought that I had a problem crossed my mind." ~ Miles Davis
"They say marijuana is a gateway drug. I didnt believe it until I decided to pop a few acid tablets with the bros one night and ended up eating out a 14 year old deaf mute. Now I spend about 2500 a month on hard drugs....and herpes medication." -Franklin D. Roosevelt
So NS lets see some, cause I know ya'll are more creative than the lot of us.
