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Zombie Apocolypse weapon of Choice?

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TheStamos
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For zombie use only...  Just restored the best looking Kelly works true temper i have yet to see , even on the net. Thanks Uncle Holly !  miss your smiling face..      Hopefully , for zombie sake , they don't show up at my house to eat me. What are you going to use for Zombies only??  Mine looks better than this..Click for larger image
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Anathema
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Proletariat.
Posts: 1797 - Karma: 45
I will stick with my Russian Hind
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elemeno89
Posts: 1582 - Karma: 79
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you cant split and bludgeon. the choice is yours.
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.AR6rider.
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Nathn
Posts: 2408 - Karma: 68
In all honesty, probably a 12 gauge or this 7mm magnum.

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3110 feet per second YEEEEEHAW
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Bloc_chain
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Anathema
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simple yet effective

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pelle_munch
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^useless, they would just be on-fire zombies, still trying to eat you


Epic multitool
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SPskier543
Posts: 2413 - Karma: 324
THC in a syringe. I will inject any zombies coming at me, then they will all be chill as fuck after the injection. Then I will befriend them and gain there trust, then betray them by sedating them.
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elemeno89
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witha face like that, and this is based on the total assumption that you look like your icon, you cant be serious that you have enough upper body strength to pull off a maneuver of such intensity. to bludgeons a zombie to death. nope i call shananigans
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CAPITA-DEVOURS
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balistic knife.
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TheStamos
Posts: 9311 - Karma: 910
You better tighten your chain, or its gonna just be a noise machine.
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-Mugatu
Posts: 2579 - Karma: 86
Until they get the munchies...
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gwhitey
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this
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SERENGETI_YETI
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my penis
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3-6-steeze
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Probably this thing
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Parrish
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Flying~Squirrel
Posts: 6494 - Karma: 190
crowbar
never runs out of ammo, use it for other things as well, easy to carry, kills mo'fuckas
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pelle_munch
Posts: 4110 - Karma: 503
bahaha YES

diamonds
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Anathema
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1337
Posts: 31080 - Karma: 29,700
hahhhaahahahhah yesssss
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jblaski
Posts: 5569 - Karma: 1,133
All-in-1 firefighting tools FTW.

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--ski--
Posts: 1670 - Karma: 817
There's only one thing for me...

The sword of s thousand truths.
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binturong-qwerty
Posts: 1506 - Karma: 146
Two handed great sword (don't know how to embed)

or a nuke and a lead lined suit
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BMB
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dispatchQ_main
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Holy Shit, you just made my day, can't wait for this in 3d!
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wolf.
Posts: 958 - Karma: 115
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Don't ask...
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wolf.
Posts: 958 - Karma: 115
Has someone ever thrown a potato at you? It fucking hurts.
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KnobJockey
Posts: 797 - Karma: 37
..........
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Anathema
Posts: 21048 - Karma: 5,062
funny you should say that. me and my friends used to drive around the neighborhood chucking waterballoons at people, until we upgraded to potatoes. nothing funnier than some like highschool kid walking down the street alone at night and nailing him in the nuts when a potato and screaming out the windows at him.

well, looking back on it, we were assholes, but grade 12 was all about doing stupid shit like that. good times.
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wolf.
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that is the best story i have ever heard. i have to try that now this summer for sure!
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Anathema
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do it up
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wolf.
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pics will be coming
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JIBpsy^^
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^in my right hand

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^in my left hand

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^on my belt

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^on my back

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Driving this^

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wait.what
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Chinese Gouvernment has it covered.
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buddychaps
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yep
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buddychaps
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and
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Anathema
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oh the wet t-shirt ones? that's excellent
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Sam.Carson
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wunderwaffle no doubt
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[evan]
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gold is more powerful, but diamond is effective against obsidian and is more durable which makes it superior. but this made me laugh for a long while
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MothaHucker
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Parrish
Posts: 8695 - Karma: 1,010
You are full of shit

Nothing beats diamond sword.

2 hit KO on everything.

Gold is half the damage Diamond Does + lasts exponentially as long.

Source: http://www.minecraftopia.com/weapons
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DADDYlongLEGS
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this would be so much better than an axe, decapitation all day.
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Blindsurfer
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lobotomizer. u dont need to reload one of these puppies
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D3NZ3L
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Click for larger imageNo scoping zombies
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