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Zombie Apocolypse weapon of Choice?

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TheStamos
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For zombie use only...  Just restored the best looking Kelly works true temper i have yet to see , even on the net. Thanks Uncle Holly !  miss your smiling face..      Hopefully , for zombie sake , they don't show up at my house to eat me. What are you going to use for Zombies only??  Mine looks better than this..Click for larger image
May 22 2011 11:11PM
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Anathema
Posts: 21048 - Karma: 5,061
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May 22 2011 11:16PM
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Proletariat.
Posts: 1797 - Karma: 45
I will stick with my Russian Hind
May 22 2011 11:18PM
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elemeno89
Posts: 1582 - Karma: 79
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you cant split and bludgeon. the choice is yours.
May 22 2011 11:18PM
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.AR6rider.
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May 22 2011 11:19PM
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Nathn
Posts: 2408 - Karma: 63
In all honesty, probably a 12 gauge or this 7mm magnum.

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3110 feet per second YEEEEEHAW
May 22 2011 11:19PM
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Balto
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May 22 2011 11:20PM
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Anathema
Posts: 21048 - Karma: 5,061
simple yet effective

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May 22 2011 11:20PM
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pelle_munch
Posts: 4110 - Karma: 503
^useless, they would just be on-fire zombies, still trying to eat you


Epic multitool
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May 22 2011 11:22PM
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SPskier543
Posts: 2413 - Karma: 324
THC in a syringe. I will inject any zombies coming at me, then they will all be chill as fuck after the injection. Then I will befriend them and gain there trust, then betray them by sedating them.
May 22 2011 11:22PM
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elemeno89
Posts: 1582 - Karma: 79
witha face like that, and this is based on the total assumption that you look like your icon, you cant be serious that you have enough upper body strength to pull off a maneuver of such intensity. to bludgeons a zombie to death. nope i call shananigans
May 22 2011 11:23PM
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CAPITA-DEVOURS
Posts: 1968 - Karma: 4
balistic knife.
May 22 2011 11:25PM
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TheStamos
Posts: 9311 - Karma: 910
You better tighten your chain, or its gonna just be a noise machine.
May 22 2011 11:26PM
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-Mugatu
Posts: 2579 - Karma: 84
Until they get the munchies...
May 22 2011 11:26PM
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gwhitey
Posts: 2249 - Karma: 312
this
May 22 2011 11:27PM
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SERENGETI_YETI
Posts: 456 - Karma: 61
my penis
May 22 2011 11:27PM
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3-6-steeze
Posts: 1135 - Karma: 147


Probably this thing
May 22 2011 11:29PM
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Parrish
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May 22 2011 11:31PM
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Flying~Squirrel
Posts: 6494 - Karma: 192
crowbar
never runs out of ammo, use it for other things as well, easy to carry, kills mo'fuckas
May 22 2011 11:32PM
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pelle_munch
Posts: 4110 - Karma: 503
bahaha YES

diamonds
May 22 2011 11:33PM
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Anathema
Posts: 21048 - Karma: 5,061
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May 22 2011 11:34PM
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1337
Posts: 31054 - Karma: 29,251
hahhhaahahahhah yesssss
May 22 2011 11:37PM
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jblaski
Posts: 5566 - Karma: 1,078
All-in-1 firefighting tools FTW.

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May 22 2011 11:40PM
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--ski--
Posts: 1670 - Karma: 817
There's only one thing for me...

The sword of s thousand truths.
May 22 2011 11:41PM
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binturong-qwerty
Posts: 1506 - Karma: 146
Two handed great sword (don't know how to embed)

or a nuke and a lead lined suit
May 22 2011 11:42PM
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BMB
Posts: 3138 - Karma: 232
Click for larger imageshotty
May 22 2011 11:43PM
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dispatchQ_main
Posts: 2619 - Karma: 629
Holy Shit, you just made my day, can't wait for this in 3d!
May 22 2011 11:45PM
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wolf.
Posts: 958 - Karma: 115
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Don't ask...
May 22 2011 11:48PM
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wolf.
Posts: 958 - Karma: 115
Has someone ever thrown a potato at you? It fucking hurts.
May 22 2011 11:50PM
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KnobJockey
Posts: 797 - Karma: 37
..........
May 22 2011 11:52PM
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Anathema
Posts: 21048 - Karma: 5,061
funny you should say that. me and my friends used to drive around the neighborhood chucking waterballoons at people, until we upgraded to potatoes. nothing funnier than some like highschool kid walking down the street alone at night and nailing him in the nuts when a potato and screaming out the windows at him.

well, looking back on it, we were assholes, but grade 12 was all about doing stupid shit like that. good times.
May 22 2011 11:53PM
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wolf.
Posts: 958 - Karma: 115
that is the best story i have ever heard. i have to try that now this summer for sure!
May 22 2011 11:56PM
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Anathema
Posts: 21048 - Karma: 5,061
do it up
May 22 2011 11:58PM
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wolf.
Posts: 958 - Karma: 115
pics will be coming
May 23 2011 12:04AM
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JIBpsy^^
Posts: 2851 - Karma: 36

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^in my right hand

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^in my left hand

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^on my belt

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^on my back

[IMG]pjpappas.com/_images//Snow_Plow/Snow_Plow_PJ_Pappas_001.jpg[/IMG]

Driving this^

May 23 2011 12:06AM
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wait.what
Posts: 1694 - Karma: 529
Chinese Gouvernment has it covered.
May 23 2011 12:09AM
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buddychaps
Posts: 1817 - Karma: 583
yep
May 23 2011 12:24AM
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buddychaps
Posts: 1817 - Karma: 583
and
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May 23 2011 12:27AM
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Anathema
Posts: 21048 - Karma: 5,061
oh the wet t-shirt ones? that's excellent
May 23 2011 12:28AM
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Sam.Carson
Posts: 2884 - Karma: 33
wunderwaffle no doubt
May 23 2011 12:43AM
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[evan]
Posts: 5628 - Karma: 117
gold is more powerful, but diamond is effective against obsidian and is more durable which makes it superior. but this made me laugh for a long while
May 23 2011 12:46AM
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MothaHucker
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May 23 2011 12:48AM
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Parrish
Posts: 8695 - Karma: 1,009
You are full of shit

Nothing beats diamond sword.

2 hit KO on everything.

Gold is half the damage Diamond Does + lasts exponentially as long.

Source: http://www.minecraftopia.com/weapons
May 23 2011 12:51AM
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DADDYlongLEGS
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this would be so much better than an axe, decapitation all day.
May 23 2011 12:53AM
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Blindsurfer
Posts: 2252 - Karma: 2,792
lobotomizer. u dont need to reload one of these puppies
May 23 2011 12:55AM
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D3NZ3L
Posts: 556 - Karma: 37
Click for larger imageNo scoping zombies
May 23 2011 1:44AM
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