Spamming/ trolling increases over summer, always. And every year, members respond by suggesting that the site should increase the number of moderators, and the new cohort should include them. So, in the spirit of embracing this, I though I'd kick off this summer's round:
Make me a mod to defeat the trolls and spammers!!!!1!!!!accidentaltwo!!!!!!!1111!
Disclaimer: I am well aware that I will almost certainly never be a mod. I am being satirical.