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liammorris
Posts: 140 - Karma: 274
Hey guys, so i'm having a little bit of trouble getting the ladies at school i you know what i mean ;) Like every thing i do they just dont seem to like me! and i'm really hot too! this girls name is Shanelle. Please help me with any tips!
May 22 2011 11:54AM
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maximiliaan
Posts: 7711 - Karma: 2,857
shanelle..... sounds like she wants to get pee in her butt
May 22 2011 11:57AM
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Nobody.
Posts: 1193 - Karma: 471
*INSERT PICKUP LINE HERE*

"Hey, can I pee in ur butt?*

BOOM. DONE.
May 22 2011 12:07PM
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soulskier
Posts: 17806 - Karma: 3,841
hey shanelle, nice shoes. wanna fuck?
May 22 2011 12:08PM
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Nobody.
Posts: 1193 - Karma: 471
You: Wanna Know How We're Having Sex Tonight?

Shanelle: Yeah, How?

You: I'm Stronger Than You.
May 22 2011 12:10PM
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henrytargett
Posts: 903 - Karma: 35
you could rape her....

by the way... if you want any serious answers go to ladies/men.
May 22 2011 12:10PM
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flooz.
Posts: 153 - Karma: 13
haha first post ..
May 22 2011 12:10PM
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TechnoPotamus
Posts: 11626 - Karma: 3,522
pee all over her. then do it again
May 22 2011 12:10PM
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AWALLRUS.
Posts: 5762 - Karma: 223
its a troll
May 22 2011 12:24PM
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DirtYStylE
Posts: 3652 - Karma: 8,888
Start by talking with her. Be confident and have a plan to talk about or invite her to do something with your friends

Getting girls are as easy as... getting them. You cant get them unless you try
May 22 2011 12:29PM
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spidermanatadesk
Posts: 491 - Karma: 10
I feel bad for you son...
May 22 2011 12:46PM
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[evan]
Posts: 5628 - Karma: 117
pee in her ear...



no?
May 22 2011 12:50PM
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Nobody.
Posts: 1193 - Karma: 471
Maybe?
May 22 2011 12:51PM
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skiierman
Posts: 28699 - Karma: -5,563
the fastest way to a girls heart is through her unwilling vagina.
May 22 2011 12:56PM
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Chompo.
Posts: 4952 - Karma: 88
i got 99 problems but a bitch aint one...
May 22 2011 12:59PM
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Blindsurfer
Posts: 2252 - Karma: 2,790
bitches love this
May 22 2011 1:02PM
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Blindsurfer
Posts: 2252 - Karma: 2,790
either ure the worlds most obvious troll or ure straight up arrogant as fuck
May 22 2011 1:03PM
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Blindsurfer
Posts: 2252 - Karma: 2,790
either way girls dont like those traits
May 22 2011 1:03PM
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egg.
Posts: 3231 - Karma: 3,477
i got 99 bitches and they all problems...
May 22 2011 1:05PM
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dickwreck
Posts: 221 - Karma: 6
Wow, dumb fucks it's a troll...
May 22 2011 1:07PM
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Blindsurfer
Posts: 2252 - Karma: 2,790
welcome to my world
May 22 2011 1:14PM
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