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Blindsurfer
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ok so 2 weeks ago, my mom booked me with weed. now, instead of grounding me or something, she is making me write a 2 page essay about the negative effects of weed use. she says this is because im "too young" to smoke weed. im 15 years old in grade 9. also, she grew up in the 60s and 70s, so whatever she tells me about "never trying it as young as me" is complete bullshit. sorry it seems like im just bitching in NSG, but what do you guys think about my situation?
May 21 2011 2:11PM
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garret.
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thats funny that you have to write an essay
but be happy that your parents are so calm about it. Most parents would kill their kids if they found them with weed.
May 21 2011 2:15PM
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TACO-DOG.exe
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your mom is right. when you are 15 your body is still growing and smoking weed can fuck with that.
May 21 2011 2:18PM
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jonny828
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thats debatable
May 21 2011 2:18PM
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hoodratz47
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May 21 2011 2:18PM
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Blindsurfer
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fuck with it how?
May 21 2011 2:36PM
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EmperorKuzco
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It stunts growth and shit.
May 21 2011 2:37PM
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r0dubs
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lol. be glad you didnt get dildo raped\

you're own fault for getting caught
May 21 2011 2:38PM
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soulskier
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might as well type a paper
May 21 2011 2:38PM
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VT_FLO
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invisible penis strikes again!!!
May 21 2011 3:12PM
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AssMunch
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Your penis won't grow anymore.
May 21 2011 3:41PM
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Blindsurfer
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fuck
May 21 2011 4:42PM
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KravtZ
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your pretty young to really start smoking weed...but on the other hand whatever its yoru decision. Chances are, if your in grade 9, you will eventually turn into a pot head, see your grades go to shit, and end up a loser
May 21 2011 4:47PM
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ryano
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i have no pity for you.

there are far worse things in life than having to write a 2 page essay for your parents cuz you're the one doing illegal things.

welcome to the real world. get used to it. it isnt getting any better.
May 21 2011 4:49PM
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fdsa
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Please tell me this wasn't supposed to add credibility to your argument...
May 21 2011 4:50PM
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AWALLRUS.
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y'all are all wrong. just because he's 15 doesnt mean he'll be a pothead and not grow.
david suzuki documentery told me so.

lots of kids in grade 9 blaze, its no big as long as you don't do it all the time.

as for your essay, copy+paste from wikipedia, and don't be such a retard and get caught.
May 21 2011 4:56PM
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Doug.
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Sounds like you got off pretty easy.
What did you think your mom was going to do?

If I caught my kid with weed I would be angry too.

Just dont get caught next time.
May 21 2011 5:01PM
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315jibber94
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couldnt have said it bettter. dude, grow up, your 15, smoking cigs isnt legal like obv your not going to convince your mom your old enough to do an illigal drug? like damn dude, kids these days, "o no my mom caught me with pot... im grounded, they took everything away" like booo hooo, your a dumb ass. damn! just sack up and take it homo/ end rant
May 21 2011 5:24PM
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Christian[MN]
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Biggie started smoking blunts as a daily routine at 13.
And look at how Notoriously B.I.G he was.





You sir are wrong.

May 21 2011 5:29PM
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Username_42069
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defiantly affects how your genitals develop throughout puberty
May 21 2011 5:30PM
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Blake.P
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Haha when i was the same age I got caught, and my parents made me write a paper too. I just wrote it hella pro-use/legalization, if kinda backfired on them
May 21 2011 5:30PM
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EmperorKuzco
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You can't base your facts off of one person just saying...
May 21 2011 5:51PM
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General_Ripper
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youre basically going to grow bitch tits and girls wont like you. Thats all I can think of at the moment
May 21 2011 6:00PM
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Blindsurfer
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no, i was saying that so when i said she said i was too young you would be able to say whether or not i am
May 21 2011 6:09PM
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Blindsurfer
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shes checking wikipedia just to make sure
May 21 2011 6:11PM
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captainEMERICA
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You are my hero
May 21 2011 6:14PM
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DLAM
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Just write the paper. It will take like 30 minutes.
May 21 2011 6:14PM
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BMB
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yeah 15's kinda young, wait til your 17, then you'll be ready. Or just don't get caught?
May 21 2011 6:15PM
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white+wolf
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teenage use prevents normal brain growth
May 21 2011 6:17PM
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jonny828
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bahahahaha

little kids
May 21 2011 6:19PM
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Blindsurfer
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the thing is she wants 2 pages on the side effects on the conclusive evidence of physical and psychological side effects, but the thing is theres no conclusive evidence. snakey bitch. also english is my highest mark, so she wants it really well written
May 21 2011 10:16PM
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AWALLRUS.
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physical effects: makes you high

psycological effects: most things are funny.
May 21 2011 10:17PM
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JakeAssBeatClap
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so im 19 and i drove from colorado to california with my dad and like 10 minutes into the drive he found a nug. he was just like if my knees were worse maybe we could share a bowl. he made me clean my car and thats it it was chill. feel lucky she is only making you write an essay however if i were you id write a five page paper on the positive effects of marijuana in my opinion there arent any negative effects and guess what marijuana kills brain CANCER cells. so just fyi on that hahah
May 21 2011 10:20PM
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gus555
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hahahaha shut the fuck up. I would have been so happy to write a two page essay when I got caught (not my fault) about 3 months ago. I'm still in a little trouble and trust me things were a lot worse than a two page essay.
May 21 2011 10:21PM
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Doug.
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Well there are negative effects.. smoking anything is bad for you, especially at a young age.
May 21 2011 10:23PM
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EmperorKuzco
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yea write a 5 page paper on how it's good for you
May 21 2011 11:41PM
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Queen_Selassie
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bullshit...smoking that young isn't the best idea. however I first smoked when I was maybe 13. I graduated early and always had excellent grades. I now have a great paying job and still smoke weed erryday...you're the closed minded loser..anyways op your lucky you just have to write an essay. my parents drug tested me everyday cause they thought I would do hard drugs and crazy shit however once they realized I have my priorities straight they stopped caring that I medicate.
May 22 2011 12:07AM
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Cthulhu
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i smoke pot but IMO you're too young, your brain isn't fully developed and you now have a far greater disposition to schizophrenia, the essay is dumb as shit however.
May 22 2011 12:08AM
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crab_pretzel
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haha i lold
May 22 2011 12:11AM
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emilyiscool
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getting caught really? its not that hard to hide..
May 22 2011 12:41AM
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JakeAssBeatClap
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ive smoked weed since i was in grade nine graduated high school with a 3.8 gpa i go to cu boulder and get a 3.3 and i get high at least 3 times a day... at least hahahha smoking when your small doesnt stunt your growth doesnt make you dumber. it makes you lazier if you let it but if youre proactive and dont sit on your ass eating as much as you can everytime you cheef youre fine. kid write the paper but also let her know positive benefits of weed and then just hide it better til youre out of your house.
May 22 2011 1:15AM
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henrytargett
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option A: go to google, copy+paste = done

option B: Write a good PRO marijuana essay, cite sources, make it persuasive and try repeatedly to influence you moms opinion. I have influenced my parents opinion on drugs a fair amount over the past year. It just takes persistence and evidence.
May 22 2011 1:18AM
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gombo8
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bummer when my mom caught me she just sat down and started telling me all her crazy stories and what it was like at woodstock....i almost shat myself i was so suprised.
May 22 2011 1:22AM
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gombo8
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oh yeah, /CLAIM^^^^

May 22 2011 1:22AM
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LittleFoot
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yeah but he also used to trade duce with his duce goose now hes a momma goose
May 22 2011 1:34AM
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BenWhit
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honestly could not have said it any better myself.
May 22 2011 1:37AM
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Sam.Carson
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if she was once a kid, she has tried it. you should just print off this thread and show her how everybody know what all our parents did when they were young just like us.
May 22 2011 2:28AM
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JIBpsy^^
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IF your a everday user at 15 go suck a chubby but if not its chill. I smoke like once a month and i have a 4.0 95% average. Its a loose conection to brain stunting in my opinion. def not good if your a frequent user though.
May 22 2011 2:37AM
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Skiingsnow
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U have to be stupid to say weed NEVER has negative effects,  one of my friends has been smoke 2-4gs a day for like 20 years and u wouldnt guess he's a smoker, i started smoke daily like 1g a day and did it for a solid 6 months, quit cold turkey and noticed i have stortest temper ever now, get pissed off soo easily(not violent just irritated) and my short term memory isnt as good, and im only 20, different effects on different ppl. having said that theres no way im quitting permanetly
May 22 2011 9:52AM
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Blindsurfer
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i dont do nearly that much man, obviously if you do a shitload of it then obviously the effects will be more pronounced, i smoke like maybe 2 or 3 times a week and i havent done it since i got caught, and there has been no difference in my temperament and personality. also when i smoke its like .5, i make sure not to rip too much
May 22 2011 10:18AM
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Skiingsnow
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ye well sounds like u've git it pretty under control, try to keep it like that until ur older or 4eva, and when i was smoking daily i was living in whistler during winter, so it was just ski and get baked everyday with mates which was awesome, im living at home for a few weeks now with the parent hence why i quit
as the the essay, thats funny shit man, i say write about how weed really isnt that bad and and push for legalisation hahah
May 22 2011 9:13PM
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