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davidh
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Well, my mom makes me be a catholic, and she's making me get confirmed. So I had one of the classes today, and we were talking about abstinance. The funny thing is, all I was thinking about was how much I wanted to get the girl sitting across from me in the sack.
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Jul 26 2004 9:02PM
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J.D.
Posts: 21362 - Karma: 5,142
It's only wrong if you don't get it.

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Jul 26 2004 9:03PM
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twix_182
Posts: 9248 - Karma: 27
id say yes, but i dont wanna be destroyed by god




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Jul 26 2004 9:03PM
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GeneralButtNaked
Posts: 7854 - Karma: 89
hey man, my parents wanted me to get confirmed, all the kids there were straight A preppies who i didnt get along with except for my one friend phil who always went blazed and i was sittin there blazed and it was fuckin good times, they would kick us out because we didnt agree with what they were saying, then they would call our parents. One time they wanted me to go to a 'retreat' which was 4 hours long and i told my mom i was gonna go skiing and i had all my stuff with me, so i sat there for 20 minutes decided it was gay told the people i was leaving and then they called my house and said 'nicks gone missing we're worried about him and he wont be able to finish the program'. whatever i dropped out 2 weeks later after they lied to my parents saying that they didnt know where i was and i found out they charged 250 bucks for me to do it.





i was going to go for a quad daffy but i was like, why huck? -mommy
Jul 26 2004 9:06PM
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jcm8
Posts: 1285 - Karma: 16
is happening to me too it sucks
Jul 26 2004 9:08PM
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ReggaeConcept1
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Atheism rules.


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Jul 26 2004 9:16PM
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DynastarriderGP
Posts: 8258 - Karma: 214
My parents aren't making me get confirmed.



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Jul 26 2004 10:05PM
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Bob_Loblaw
Posts: 8384 - Karma: 38
word to reggae
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Jul 26 2004 10:13PM
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eheath
Posts: 61603 - Karma: 123,082
speaking of shitty religions it would suck to be morman

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A college teacher reminds her class of tomorrow's final exam. 'Now class, I won't tolerate any excuses for you not being here tomorrow. I might consider a nuclear attack or a serious personal injury or illness, or a death in your immediate family but that's it, no other excuses whatsoever!' A smart-ass guy in the back of the room raised his hand and asks, 'What would you say if tomorrow I said I was suffering from complete and utter sexual exhaustion?' The entire class does its Best to stifle their laughter and snickering. When silence is restored, the teacher smiles sympathetically at the student, shakes her head, and sweetly says, 'Well, I guess you'd have to write the exam with your other hand.'-Kris
Jul 26 2004 10:16PM
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SmoKinSkier
Posts: 5501 - Karma: 20
It shouldnt matter where u are if a chick is hott u got to seize the oppurtunity.




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Jul 26 2004 10:19PM
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Ski-hobo
Posts: 7121 - Karma: 15
im not familiar with this confirmed stuff, what is it?





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Jul 26 2004 10:19PM
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skifree919
Posts: 5842 - Karma: 35
Im a confirmed catholic. My church was actually pretty cool about it though. Like they dont force all the hardcore bible memorizing and stuff like that onto you, its more of a God and high school type of thing. They barely even involve the church so i thought it was actually pretty nice. We didnt even talk about abstinance.



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Jul 26 2004 10:20PM
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ATLskier
Posts: 8203 - Karma: 406
^Mine was like that too.
Jul 26 2004 10:22PM
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404404
Posts: 11358 - Karma: 21,034
God dosent exist dont bother and tell your mom you rather be open to diffrent religons and her will for you to be cathloic is stupid and goes agist your own faith of waht god is.
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Jul 26 2004 10:31PM
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skierdudeguy
Posts: 6574 - Karma: 81
the title makes this sound like it could be a fun thread. but i was dissappointed.
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Jul 26 2004 10:37PM
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skifree919
Posts: 5842 - Karma: 35
^hahahahh your vision goes out. That would suck so much



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Jul 26 2004 11:34PM
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awickes
Posts: 1205 - Karma: 51
haha ur weird davey hach. and who was this girl??


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Poppin' them thangs!
Jul 27 2004 12:10AM
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lj5
Posts: 2250 - Karma: 12
haha b-wald Hilarious
Jul 27 2004 12:28AM
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Localboyz
Posts: 1626 - Karma: 19
haha that was great, but don't get confirmed if you don't want to, i fucking hate the catholic religion (no offence, i have just seen the bad side of it) i have spent 11 years now in catholic school and it made me realize these people are assholes, now im protestant and regret doing all that confirmation crap like the memorization of '50 things you must know for god to love you' n shit like that, when it comes to religion do what you want to do because that will make you happy,(just stay moral bout it and don't tap the chick across the room, and hope i didn't offend anybody with this but its my opinion)

Jul 27 2004 12:53AM
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freekskier13
Posts: 68 - Karma: 10
I am mormom
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Jul 27 2004 12:58AM
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freeride1260
Posts: 1337 - Karma: 11
im getting confirmed... but i also get a lot of money so that's a +


'Yea, though I walk through the valley of the shadow of death, I will fear no evil..'
Jul 27 2004 1:11AM
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T.L.
Posts: 4729 - Karma: 3,008
i had to go to CCD for a couple years then i got confirmed and i told my mom i wasnt doin it anymore. i havent gone to church since


sleeping disorders are so trendy!
Jul 27 2004 3:29AM
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squeakywaffle
Posts: 1800 - Karma: 13
^^ what, somebody's paying you to believe in their religion?

That's wrong on so many levels... ahahaha
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Jul 27 2004 3:33AM
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poorboy
Posts: 917 - Karma: 10
if you dont want to do it, dont. you cant be forced in religion. Girls are hotter in chuch, they seem more innocent.
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Jul 27 2004 3:47AM
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fgdgfddsf
Posts: 697 - Karma: 11
Your going into puberty... Its normal... Go to therapy.... Just kiddin... GO FOR IT!


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Jul 27 2004 4:13AM
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Stowe24
Posts: 404 - Karma: 78
if your catholic, you should be confirmed, i don't have to do it, i'm just doing it to be confirmed
Jul 27 2004 9:00PM
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KillerMonkey
Posts: 6436 - Karma: 109
im protestant so its like the same thing but without the commitment and no classes or confirming




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Jul 27 2004 9:04PM
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Ds91260
Posts: 9984 - Karma: 19
compromising your own morals for someone else is weak, but talk is cheap so who gives a fuck


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Jul 27 2004 9:08PM
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rhcp
Posts: 2598 - Karma: 18
^ i was about to type things against you and then i looked at your icon and the jawa made me happy. yay jawas. we should live in a world where jawas are everywhere, kittens dont die and marshmellows are at your disposal.
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Jul 27 2004 10:18PM
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delete2
Posts: 1443 - Karma: 13
^Someone give this guy an award.
Jul 28 2004 12:10AM
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J.D.
Posts: 21362 - Karma: 5,142
You moron, it's an ewok, not a Jawa. Jawas live on Tatooine, Ewoks live on Endor, you retard. Jesus, who DOESN'T know that? You clearly need to be a bigger geek. Now we're all going to make fun of you for not being a total nerd.

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In a haze
A stormy haze
I’ll be around
I’ll be loving you
Always
Always

Here I am
And I’ll take my time
Here I am
And I’ll wait in line
Always
Always...
Jul 28 2004 12:12AM
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SchweitzerSki
Posts: 4479 - Karma: 11
yeah omg, how could you not know that? study up son
yay skiing is happy
Jul 28 2004 12:14AM
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rk1080
Posts: 1849 - Karma: 12
i totally hooked up with this girl from my comfirmation class dude!
Jul 28 2004 12:16AM
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westcoastskier
Posts: 333 - Karma: 10
you should just make up your own religion where hot chicks have to fuck with you.





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Jul 28 2004 1:26AM
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P-JO
Posts: 6853 - Karma: 75
I did a bunch of that stuff back in 2nd and 3rd grade, maybe later on but I can't remember any memories before 5th grade so I don't know. I got confirmed and then never went back to church so I don't know if its legit to do that?




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Jul 28 2004 1:30AM
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skierdudeguy
Posts: 6574 - Karma: 81
^^ its called mormonism
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Jul 28 2004 2:32AM
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XxFrIsCoAznxX
Posts: 66 - Karma: 10
Bam i was jus skatin and went flyin in the air and had this piece of wood in my backpack and just happened to land on that piece of wood and hurt my shoulder and my jaw alsoe hurt's mega like POW
Jul 28 2004 2:49AM
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danbrown
Posts: 11939 - Karma: 21,826
yeah my parents wanted me to be confirmed but the lady was a real bitch and so was everyone in my class so i quit




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Jul 28 2004 8:08AM
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danbrown
Posts: 11939 - Karma: 21,826
plus they thought that the most convenient time was saturday at like 7 am, and most saturdays i was on the road up to vt. what were they thinking?




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Jul 28 2004 8:09AM
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Ahmets_Brother
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im muslim


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Jul 28 2004 1:37PM
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skiierman
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heres a convo i had with a girl who was getting confirmed...

her-'I cant go, Im busy with getting confirmed and everything.'

me-'What's getting confirmed?'

her-'It's a thing you do in church. I will be one step closer to god after it.'

me-'If you want to be closer to god, why dont you just take a nice strong rope and hang yourself?'



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Jul 28 2004 1:38PM
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QuickFlash7
Posts: 718 - Karma: 10
try this pickup line to a girl, hey sweetie, you wanna see god tonight? (inferring when youre fucking them theyll be screaming ohhh god



dont worry about what i can or cant do, worry about what you cant do to me
Jul 28 2004 1:40PM
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nilzlet
Posts: 1892 - Karma: 16
isnt being forced to be confirmed going against the whole thing of conformation? Im being forced to confirm to and it sucks.



what did that post make you think of me?
Jul 28 2004 1:57PM
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Ahmets_Brother
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whats conforming?


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Jul 28 2004 2:13PM
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M+M
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im so anutreligous i go to church like 4 times a year if
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Jul 28 2004 2:19PM
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CTD
Posts: 6300 - Karma: 348
im sorry, but organized religion is week as shit. im not very religious, and i dont believ in a physical god, (more so in a inner spiritual sense) but if sitting in some room listening to some child molestor BS is your idea of being religious and getting closer to god, your a fool. take a walk out in the mountains on durring sunset or something, thats probably the most spiritual expeirience you could have.







Lets go skiing
Jul 28 2004 2:44PM
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eton
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It depends whether you believe in catholosism or not. If you come from a catholic point of view then it is wrong, if you come from a christian point of view then its wrong but that it is a part of human nature, but if you view it from a person with no religious point of view then its normal. It comes down to what you belive in, and how strongly. Some people are believe that there is enough to supouse that there is a god, and subsequently that if they do not believe in it they will have to be judged at some point after death, but its irrational to believe, but all opinion based.
One life. One world. Live, or die trying.
Jul 28 2004 3:41PM
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punk_rider
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well... you 're not forbidden to think about it, but to do it! wantein' it and bein' stronger than those feelings shows you a right man. I'm deeply catholic. I made what you're thinkin' about. and i'll regret it my whole life. bein' the only one for your wife or husband is the greatest present you can make man. be strong. confirm and deserve it, ... more than me ...
Jul 28 2004 3:48PM
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squeakywaffle
Posts: 1800 - Karma: 13
Go into confirmation and just whip out your cock and start masturbating, then they won't bother you anymore.
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Jul 28 2004 3:49PM
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FartBoy05
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i did it and got money
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Jul 28 2004 6:53PM
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