At a bar, name my next shot...

In honor of the evening, I strongly recommend that you make up shots and name them after your three stated afflictions. Please inform me of the recipes you come up with for the "missing shoe", "bloody arm", and "headache". I will have to try them.

Reminds me of a couple weeks ago...

I was at the bar and had a prairie fire, i drank it with no reaction so my friends took it upon themselves to get one out of me. A retarded bartender then gave me their "grossest shot", a rockymountainbearfucker which was minty and delicious. Then came the dirty panties, tequila and cottage cheese, again I
'm not a little bitch so I just drank it. Then we went back to buddies place where they made their own concoctions, white rum lemon concentrate and tabasco, again no reaction. Then came ranch dressing, curry paste and whiskey. No reaction.

We then decided that I am jesus and played some beer pong

Drink number 1 I will call "the tree climber". Apparently someone said Im not a good enough tree climber to be able to climb a certain tree. Obviously, challenge accepted. I proceeded to climb the tree and fall out of the tree giving me a bloody arm.
This drink will be, Gin (for the pine tree like taste), tabasco and grenadine for the blood. If you can somehow tie your arm into that go right ahead...

It is still a mystery where my shoe went...

It always is...

Mat shot