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At a bar, name my next shot...

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kingsskier
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Go, I will go down the list pending them not being retarded and won't be one right after another but I will drink until I am face down or broke... Let's make it a game NS
May 19 2011 7:45PM
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Mr.Huck
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Ahhh. Coming up on the Mongoose. Good luck with that.
May 19 2011 10:06PM
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remove
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3 wise men

followed by a Tapeworm
May 19 2011 10:08PM
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AwR
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Chuck Norris
Batman
Long Island
May 19 2011 10:10PM
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MFM
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Semen because you checking on NS while at a bar
May 19 2011 10:12PM
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Inbred_Redneck
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U-BOAT

Shooter with 1/2 Captain and 1/2 Jager.

FIREBOMB

Shooter with 1/2 Rumpleminze and 1/2 Fireball whisky.
May 19 2011 10:13PM
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Bar_Down
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>at the bar
>go on ns
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May 19 2011 10:15PM
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skichicky3
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CEMENT MIXER! You wont regret it
May 19 2011 10:16PM
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H8CH
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STUNTMAN SPRITZER

Glass of Chardonnay with a shot of spiced Rum in it.... sounds gross - try it.... fucking great and it will end you..... and anyone who has one....
May 19 2011 10:17PM
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Mr.Huck
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Over 40 minutes since last post. I'm thinking the King may be face down on the thrown. I now dub him Sir Launchalot.
May 19 2011 10:38PM
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nkmo.
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Lunch Box.

shot of Captain & Amaretto dropped into a half a pint of beer w/ some OJ.
May 19 2011 10:48PM
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wait.what
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Muff shot.
May 19 2011 10:50PM
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LittleFoot
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hahaha
May 19 2011 10:50PM
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LittleFoot
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or maybe he met a cute girl and stopped giving a fuck about ns for a while
May 19 2011 10:50PM
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MFM
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To be srs about 5 shots of jack then be a baller with some nice scotch the rest of the night and the hoes will flock, if you get off NS
May 19 2011 10:53PM
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soulskier
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I name it Jim
May 19 2011 10:59PM
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canterbury
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pretty sure OP's night is over already
May 19 2011 11:03PM
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kingsskier
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After a break Irish car bomb and three wise men check. I'm pretty sure black out equals me right now
May 19 2011 11:12PM
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bgould
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PRAIRIE FIRE. DO IT
May 19 2011 11:14PM
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Mr.Huck
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Nice work. Rain check the Mongoose.
May 19 2011 11:14PM
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Boggs
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Liquid cocaine, Prairie fire, and a darth vader!

Ask for a dirty pussy: Its a tequila shot with Parmesan cheese.
May 19 2011 11:20PM
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kingsskier
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Since I don't want to do another curdled drink (cement mixer) velvet Elvis and asking to do output of my waitresses cleavage. Slap to come
May 19 2011 11:21PM
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Mr.Huck
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Just checked out the batting order from first page and realized you skipped over the Mongoose. I'm hurt. You owe me a Mongoose in the next few days. Bump thread when mission is accomplished.
May 19 2011 11:22PM
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H8CH
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hahaha

DA FUCK!
May 19 2011 11:22PM
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reverendwrong
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The Osama...two shots and a splash of water
May 19 2011 11:30PM
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kingsskier
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Okay I will do it but it may be a game ender. Ps when asked to do the velvet Elvis in cleavage I got a weird look and realized her tits were too small for it. She also told me she dis a power hour with 8 ounce cups of beer which is 40 beer so she is retarded...
May 19 2011 11:31PM
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reverendwrong
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dub post IDGAF

you gotta do a shoe....its NS for christ sakes
May 19 2011 11:31PM
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kingsskier
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Okay I will do it but it may be a game ender. Ps when asked to do the velvet Elvis in cleavage I got a weird look and realized her tits were too small for it. She also told me she dis a power hour with 8 ounce cups of beer which is 40 beer so she is retarded...
May 19 2011 11:32PM
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ski@jaypeak2
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lindsey lohan- red headed slut with a little coke
May 19 2011 11:33PM
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Peter.
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i'll give you a break, go for a white russian shot
May 19 2011 11:36PM
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kingsskier
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Don't know where in at in the batting order but I did the mongoose and it was free and honestly tasted like a black and mild... I fear my tab
May 19 2011 11:38PM
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Mr.Huck
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Now I feel guilty. I was going to let you do it another time. I'd hate to be the one who makes you blow chunks, although it might make tomorrow a little more pleasant for you.
May 19 2011 11:40PM
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kingsskier
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I'm a6'7" 220 tank! I don't puke... Time to quit and start with the ladies. It was a good run
May 19 2011 11:42PM
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tripnip
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151 bacardi shit hits hard
May 19 2011 11:47PM
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Dustin.
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Ask for a shot of Bailey's and a shot of lime juice and take them together.
May 19 2011 11:49PM
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reverendwrong
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but did you do a shoe yet?


bishop will be dissapointed if you dont
May 19 2011 11:52PM
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Cjud14
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johnnie jim, jack, jose
May 20 2011 12:28AM
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wintersway
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blue balls
blowjob
cumshot
May 20 2011 12:35AM
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.AR6rider.
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im at the bar too mofuckaa get a golden grown. half goldshlager galf crown ryoal. soooo good
May 20 2011 1:03AM
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potato_man
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The Spork Torque
May 20 2011 1:14AM
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fujarome
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i know it's already over, but for next time...

the four horseman.


oh it's a fun one, for sure.
May 20 2011 1:21AM
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alexg1687
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There's a good chance OP is dead right now...

Oh well....if you're still alive do a suicide shot. Snort the salt off your hand, squeeze the lemon in your eye, do the shot of tequila then throw the shot glass at the bouncer.
May 20 2011 1:34AM
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Squidles
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Haha, I've enjoyed reading this. There are some in here that I will have to try.
May 20 2011 2:36AM
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Mr_Orange
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who goes on ns at a bar?
May 20 2011 2:44AM
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ookiedookie
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adios mofo
May 20 2011 2:45AM
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General_Ripper
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morning after?....
May 20 2011 8:05AM
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feihlination
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is it true that if you dont drink it within a few seconds the whole shit will like solidify (idk how to say it otherwise)? that it gets foamy and even hard?

only heard it, but never dared to not drink it in one try
May 20 2011 8:07AM
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H8CH
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I feel hungover just reading this thread again this morning....
May 20 2011 9:12AM
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kingsskier
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Ended up with a bloody arm, a head ache and missing a shoe. Success?
May 20 2011 9:36AM
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Mr.Huck
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I concur. There were a lot of sweet foo foo shots thrown in there. Those seem to make for the worst hangovers.
May 20 2011 9:40AM
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General_Ripper
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yes. you should do this again sometime
May 20 2011 5:19PM
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