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At a bar, name my next shot...

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kingsskier
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Go, I will go down the list pending them not being retarded and won't be one right after another but I will drink until I am face down or broke... Let's make it a game NS
May 19 2011 7:45PM
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E.C.
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go to the bar tender and say surprise me.

also liquid cocaine

May 19 2011 7:46PM
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MiraFFe
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Flatliner
Gorilla's Puke
Motor Oil
Fire in the Hole
May 19 2011 7:46PM
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*simba*
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Everclear.

/thread.
May 19 2011 7:47PM
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zues
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liquid cocaine;
JAEGERMEISTER AND GOLDSCHLAGER
May 19 2011 7:47PM
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StreetsOfRage
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rum
May 19 2011 7:48PM
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EmperorKuzco
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1 2 3 Floor, Angry Dragon
May 19 2011 7:49PM
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TechnoPotamus
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Oatmeal Cookie Shot

Washington Apple Shot

Lemon Drop



there's some tasty, albeit girly, shots
May 19 2011 7:49PM
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Dan.
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get an old fashioned.

If the bartender is worth his weight in salt, you won't order a different mixed drink after.
May 19 2011 7:51PM
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bgould
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prairie fire
May 19 2011 7:52PM
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kingsskier
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Surprise me is coming, will inform on what it ends up being. Let's make a rule, one per and everclear is not sold in Ohio. Also make it an actual shot not a straight shot of a liquor Please
May 19 2011 7:53PM
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Mr.Huck
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Dead Nazi:

Half Jagermeister, half Rumplemintz.

Do not drive!
May 19 2011 7:56PM
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*simba*
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May 19 2011 7:56PM
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MiraFFe
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Fire In The Hole!
May 19 2011 7:57PM
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kingsskier
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She ended up bringing a lemon drop... Now what's a flatliner. That's next
May 19 2011 7:58PM
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ChucklesNorman.
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Bloody Brain.
May 19 2011 7:59PM
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MiraFFe
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Hey that's not how the game works, you just order it and tell us what happens
May 19 2011 7:59PM
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spidermanatadesk
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If you do any shot that combines beverages, you are a bitch.
May 19 2011 8:01PM
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Lemuel
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Flaming Moe

but really, Jameson
May 19 2011 8:01PM
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General_Ripper
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Flaming doctor pepper.
May 19 2011 8:02PM
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Anathema
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shot of jack.

but only if you like to live dangerously.
May 19 2011 8:02PM
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carbon.pulse
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Irish carbomb. The mans version of a Jagerbomb.

Shot of baileys and a shot of whisky dropped into a pint of guinness.
May 19 2011 8:04PM
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kingsskier
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That is in case she doesn't know what it is
May 19 2011 8:06PM
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AWALLRUS.
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well I dont know any of these fancy names, so im just gonna say double shot of sour puss
May 19 2011 8:08PM
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Mr.Huck
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If you make it this far down the list, which I highly doubt; finish it off with a Mongoose. A Mongoose is when they fold the black mat that they pour drinks on and pour whatever is in it into the shot glass. It's always an adventure.
May 19 2011 8:11PM
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skier_boy26
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hennessy xo
May 19 2011 8:14PM
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Powder*Hound
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Three Wise Men
May 19 2011 8:16PM
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kingsskier
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Flatline is the worst drink ever made! Why would you do that to me haha And the mongoose sounds interesting actually an I worked in a bar, I know how nasty those get. Next up, what ever is the next suggestion after everclear since it's not sold here ad I am taking the first suggestion in peoples lists
May 19 2011 8:17PM
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reverendwrong
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I dont care what shot you do but do it out of some girls cleavage
May 19 2011 8:20PM
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yuck
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THE WHISKEY MUST BE JAMESON. then you have an irish car bomb
May 19 2011 8:21PM
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General_Ripper
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cement mixer
May 19 2011 8:22PM
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t_rob
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velvet elvis

1/2 peppermint schnapps
1/2 chilled white tequila.
May 19 2011 8:26PM
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kingsskier
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Liquid cocaine I have had before but that one is down. Next up 123 floor since I don't want to do straight shots (I can do that at home)
May 19 2011 8:29PM
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MiraFFe
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Ha! fuck yea
May 19 2011 8:35PM
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kingsskier
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All three of ear are kind of gay but oatmeal cookie up next... Then a pbr break
May 19 2011 8:36PM
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Mr.Huck
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I forgot about those. Peach schnapps and Bailey's with a drop of Grenadine. The schnapps makes the Bailey's curdle which makes it seem like you're choking down a big lung oyster.
May 19 2011 8:46PM
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jca
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smoker's cough.
May 19 2011 8:47PM
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Avifarer
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BURT REYNOLDS!!!!
May 19 2011 8:48PM
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TOUCHE
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1. ask for an ABC
2. Repeat step 1 till 'sleeping' on bar floor
3. ?????????????
4. LOSS
May 19 2011 8:53PM
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kingsskier
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Going to suggest this but I may get slapped if she watches south park haha
May 19 2011 8:53PM
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Mr.Huck
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First reply was for liquid cocaine. Did you do that one or just go for the surprise me instead? You are now 2 away from the Dead Nazi. Those usually do a great job of abbreviating an evening. Are you drinking alone or is there someone else who can photo this epic self destruction? Pics or it didn't happen.
May 19 2011 9:06PM
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kingsskier
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Didn't know what a prairie fire was so dead Nazi done an I hate jäger so yay! Next one ordered after inposy this. I have a dd so I have a witness to my glorious night.
May 19 2011 9:15PM
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kingsskier
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Fire in the hole ordered. Not looking forward to a bloody brain
May 19 2011 9:17PM
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Mr.Huck
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Prairie fire is tequila with a splash of tobasco. If you have made it this far, you may be Prooooooo!
May 19 2011 9:24PM
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kingsskier
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That's pretty much what a flatliner is. And I almost puke with the bloody brain! On to the next one. I'm drunk already...
May 19 2011 9:32PM
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LAME.
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get off phone, meet ladies.
May 19 2011 9:37PM
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AWALLRUS.
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i'd be pretty sauced by now.
May 19 2011 9:38PM
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kris.....
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grenade!!!

shot of tequila followed by a jager bomb
May 19 2011 9:38PM
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kingsskier
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I wish the flaming moe was real. Flaming dr pepper down. Pbr break
May 19 2011 9:40PM
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JKill
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Cherry!!!
May 19 2011 9:41PM
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Mr.Gaga
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ho man that shit's so good and it hit so hard

Ask a vagina (yes it is a drink not trooling, rly good drink actually)

May 19 2011 10:00PM
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