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Describe your most unusual sexual experience using a haiku

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RudyGarmisch
Posts: 25443 - Karma: 13,844
First line is five syllables

Second line is seven syllables

Third line is five syllables
May 19 2011 4:17AM
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RudyGarmisch
Posts: 25443 - Karma: 13,844
A hot summer night
She starts moaning like wookie
The romance is gone
May 19 2011 3:11PM
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MCIRONCOCK
Posts: 3094 - Karma: 30
Beer goggles on tight,
Had good chemistry all night,
Woke up - blood on hand.
May 19 2011 3:35PM
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Travapple.
Posts: 6787 - Karma: 88
lets have sex she said
where should we go i wondered
Look! a jungle gym!
May 19 2011 4:04PM
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Blurst
Posts: 13577 - Karma: 10,169
Couldnt get it in
Finished on the outside
poo in her mouth
May 19 2011 4:04PM
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ORDEAL
Posts: 6386 - Karma: 75
Threads
May 19 2011 5:13PM
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Mike-O
Posts: 14593 - Karma: 1,089
Tallest tower in town

Sun sets as I penetrate

Wave to folks below
May 19 2011 5:20PM
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ImNotARacist
Posts: 5136 - Karma: -1,030
Drunk as Fucking Fuck

Fucked her in Her Fucking Butt

O shit shes pregnant
May 19 2011 5:23PM
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mistaT
Posts: 2336 - Karma: 79
Taken back to see
Older women I seduced
Sporting nipple rings
May 19 2011 5:24PM
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BenWhit
Posts: 4654 - Karma: 3,256
Cruising the highway.
Slobbing on my mushroom pop.
20 car pile-up.

May 19 2011 5:27PM
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Smuffy
Posts: 4686 - Karma: 3,408
first time going down
it all seems perfect to me
she had a tampon
May 19 2011 5:32PM
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McFellon
Posts: 1841 - Karma: 2,005
he left NS
May 19 2011 5:34PM
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Bar_Down
Posts: 5896 - Karma: 395
i had a lot to drink

my dick was not down to jizz

i passed out on top
May 19 2011 5:39PM
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t_rob
Posts: 6433 - Karma: 11,458
summer skinny dipping
why did you bring along a whale?
no threesome ensued.
May 19 2011 6:18PM
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ORDEAL
Posts: 6386 - Karma: 75
Ahh fuck


In the banging room

Ready to do stuff and bang

No bigs, peed in butt
May 19 2011 6:22PM
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yamahabdv
Posts: 101 - Karma: 18

I never ever get laid

but this time i get lucky

rufilin

May 19 2011 6:43PM
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yamahabdv
Posts: 101 - Karma: 18
I never ever get laid
but this time i get lucky
i love rufilin
May 19 2011 6:48PM
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MacNsteaze
Posts: 366 - Karma: 310

Saw a vagina

It just ran by naked

Damn it was my mom...

May 19 2011 6:55PM
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EthanJPAskier
Posts: 1668 - Karma: 248
Back of the subie
the seats were all folded down
pound town here i come
May 19 2011 6:57PM
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Zimmerman
Posts: 6992 - Karma: 1,021
threads
May 19 2011 6:57PM
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MacNsteaze
Posts: 366 - Karma: 310

oops fucked up...

saw a vagina

it just had run by naked

damn it was my mom...

May 19 2011 6:57PM
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EthanJPAskier
Posts: 1668 - Karma: 248
alcohol consumed
a handjob ensued quickly
friction is a bitch
May 19 2011 7:01PM
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corona
Posts: 12795 - Karma: 32,751
down to try my luck
vivid red, I pucker up
fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck
May 19 2011 7:02PM
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corona
Posts: 12795 - Karma: 32,751
wake up to a bone
jerk it till my dad gets home
forever alone
May 19 2011 7:08PM
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corona
Posts: 12795 - Karma: 32,751
meet a girl named Floem
who kissed my lonely totem
write a haiku poem
May 19 2011 7:15PM
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CRiP
Posts: 1323 - Karma: 482
birthday, pretty girl
sooner or later i
find out it was man
May 19 2011 7:22PM
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corona
Posts: 12795 - Karma: 32,751
meet a girl online
go to meet for the first time
man, he fucks me fine
May 19 2011 7:24PM
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Broseph_Stalin
Posts: 3745 - Karma: 178
she says stop that now

i get harder and start laughing

i pee in her butt
May 19 2011 7:30PM
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corona
Posts: 12795 - Karma: 32,751
then she screams to stop
I think she is going to pop
better get the mop
May 19 2011 7:37PM
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corona
Posts: 12795 - Karma: 32,751
that girl is asleep!
I will try to not go deep
she will make a peep
May 19 2011 7:45PM
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corona
Posts: 12795 - Karma: 32,751
fuck, she is pregger
I have to kick and club her
shoulda worn a rubber




dedicated to McFee
May 19 2011 7:56PM
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corona
Posts: 12795 - Karma: 32,751
put it in her pooper
she cums and screams go deeper
what a fuckin trooper
May 19 2011 8:05PM
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corona
Posts: 12795 - Karma: 32,751
I guess I'll stop
May 19 2011 8:08PM
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skier_boy26
Posts: 11295 - Karma: 502
quaking pine forest

getting frisky in the tent

medicine man nears
May 19 2011 8:11PM
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lmang
Posts: 20 - Karma: 10
this just brought back unnecessary memories...
May 19 2011 8:22PM
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danbrown
Posts: 11939 - Karma: 21,826
hahaha!!
May 19 2011 8:27PM
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BrewskiJr
Posts: 5738 - Karma: 1,478
She didn't want sex

She got naked and dry humped

Dick raw for three days
May 19 2011 8:31PM
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BrewskiJr
Posts: 5738 - Karma: 1,478
She didn't want sex

She got naked and dry humped

Dick raw for three days
May 19 2011 8:32PM
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EmperorKuzco
Posts: 6660 - Karma: 254
Lots of drinks and chicks. Sex with hot familiar girl. shit that was my cousin. 1 guess who that is
May 19 2011 8:40PM
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*TURBONERD*
Posts: 15081 - Karma: 9,158
What? No more abortionator?
May 19 2011 8:48PM
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1337
Posts: 31054 - Karma: 29,246
90% of ns
May 19 2011 10:00PM
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2_fadez
Posts: 7780 - Karma: 4,183
getting head from a girl. she then goes and kisses me. Realize what i've done. :(
May 19 2011 10:04PM
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Zimmerman
Posts: 6992 - Karma: 1,021
TELL ME IT ISN'T TRUE NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
May 19 2011 10:32PM
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RudyGarmisch
Posts: 25443 - Karma: 13,844
This wins. The really good haikus do stand out.
May 19 2011 11:25PM
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basedjase
Posts: 2510 - Karma: 640
I lost it right here..
May 20 2011 1:33AM
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OnePlank
Posts: 1212 - Karma: 60
Tits: spectacular
Your booty is nice as well
Are we going to fuck?
May 20 2011 1:39AM
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mistaT
Posts: 2336 - Karma: 79
As panties lower
Virgin set of lips moisten
Dam, I don't fit
May 20 2011 2:00AM
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hoodratz47
Posts: 12020 - Karma: 9,475
boom
May 20 2011 4:27AM
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dergblerp
Posts: 1303 - Karma: 77
How did you know that
I was unfaithful, Oh
Bite marks on my ass
May 20 2011 6:00AM
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dergblerp
Posts: 1303 - Karma: 77
Take 2:
How did you find out
that I was unfaithful? Oh,
bite marks on my ass.
May 20 2011 7:52AM
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nickyp
Posts: 5673 - Karma: 215
ahahahahahahahahhaha win so hard
May 20 2011 8:02AM
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