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Would you rather have an extra year of life or....

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fuckface3.0
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I dont understand what the hell rule #2 is saying....
May 17 2011 10:22PM
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Montville57
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im probably gunna get a shit storm for this but nutella realy isn't that good
May 17 2011 10:24PM
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los.pinguinos
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is that even a question?
May 17 2011 10:24PM
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ORDEAL
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Hey, fuck you
May 17 2011 10:25PM
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Mr.Gaga
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If it was a never-ending jar of beer fuck yes.
May 17 2011 10:26PM
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SkiThe603
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no fuck you, it isn't that good
May 17 2011 10:26PM
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BlakeLively
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nutella is good. i wouldnt want to eat it everyday all day though... that would suck ass. i'll take the extra year with the parties and shit.
May 17 2011 10:26PM
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will-g
Posts: 1031 - Karma: 69
true that!
May 17 2011 10:27PM
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tall_t
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i would say life life longer
May 17 2011 10:27PM
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240sxKid
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Like if you chose option 2 there would be someone bragging about the awesome year they've been having with your bangin ex girlfriend and all the sticky ganja in the world. I would chose option 1.
May 17 2011 10:27PM
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Dwarftosser1
Posts: 2602 - Karma: 951
When you push the button a random person in the world dies
May 17 2011 10:27PM
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TACO-DOG.exe
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i'd take the nutella. Because who really wants to watch your friends party with hot bitchez while in a hospital bed for a whole year?
May 17 2011 10:28PM
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Anathema
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why would you need a never ending jar when you can just buy more jars when they run out?
May 17 2011 10:28PM
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monkatizer
Posts: 4704 - Karma: 1,518
i will take the extra year of life, especially if im gonna die young, like if i die skiing, then get revived and know i have 1 year to live it up!

nutella sucks btw
May 17 2011 10:28PM
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esotericjive
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Really though, Nutella is excellent. Go buy some, make a sandwich.
May 17 2011 10:28PM
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fuckface3.0
Posts: 157 - Karma: 9
Personally, i have a feeling that if I had access to a never ending jar of Nutella, I would end up inadvertently taking multiple years off my life.

If it was the difference between living to 95 and 96, I would take the nutella. I dont want to be old and decrepit.

If I get to say, be 19 twice, I will take that any day.
May 17 2011 10:29PM
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smooticus
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uhh pretty sure I can just go to the store and bbuy nutella, cant buy another year of life
May 17 2011 10:32PM
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klayer_9
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1 year. i can buy nutella whenever i want.
May 17 2011 10:33PM
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cwillygood
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same here papa
May 17 2011 10:35PM
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fuckface3.0
Posts: 157 - Karma: 9
I just pushed the button.

I dont even care if I get anything in return. I'm just going to keep pushing the button.
May 17 2011 10:37PM
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ILLinoisance
Posts: 3527 - Karma: 5,398
Life is a good ass cereal. I'd go with that.
May 17 2011 10:41PM
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DopeDiecuts
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implying ill be able to party when im 1 year before death
ill take the nutella
May 17 2011 10:46PM
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geteducated
Posts: 6410 - Karma: 86
take the nutella.

have the makers of nutella pay me to use my never ending jar of nutella to make more little nutellas

use that money to live longer.
May 17 2011 11:05PM
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el_mn_op
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Im with ya

May 17 2011 11:07PM
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theBearJew
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19? Have you turned 21 yet? because i would take that year over.
May 17 2011 11:11PM
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Milksteak
Posts: 9948 - Karma: 833
Obviously Nutella.
May 17 2011 11:23PM
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wait.what
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this
May 17 2011 11:24PM
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snowdon
Posts: 2480 - Karma: 391
Ya know, I agree. I mean, I LIKE it and all, and it's awesome on a sandwich with peanut butter/honey/bananas, but if I never had it again I'd be okay with that too.
May 17 2011 11:26PM
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theabortionator
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I concur. Year of life easy, don't even have to think about it.

Dumbest you can go with this or that I've ever seen.
May 17 2011 11:28PM
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Petey.
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A year of parties with friends? Is that even a question?

Fuck Nutella
May 17 2011 11:28PM
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Funnel
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NS just likes it because it's one of Canada's three exports, the other two being timber and maple syrup.
May 17 2011 11:29PM
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.AR6rider.
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A year full of non-stop partying? Yes, please. Unless it's when i'm like 90, then fuck that, I'll take the Nutella. If I can just be like 23 two years in a row and party my face off I'd do that in a second.
May 17 2011 11:31PM
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Malcolm
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Ill have to go with the never ending jar. nutella is just too damn good
May 17 2011 11:33PM
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jorb.co
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at what point in your life does the extra year come? if it was like just another added to the end it would suck cause you would be old and gross. if maybe it was like a year between 20 and 21 or something that would be ok. but who am i kidding, life isnt that great. ill take the nutella.

May 17 2011 11:34PM
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Ruffles
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If it was a never ending jar of skateboard bearings...
May 17 2011 11:35PM
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Lé.Skiing
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I'm gonna ride the metaphorical shitstorm with you and agree.  extra year of life is better than nutella. with that extra year you can buy some if you want it.  for me I wouldn't even have to think about it... extra year better than nutella.
May 18 2011 1:25AM
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.jersey
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that would be the equivalent of the holy grail.
May 18 2011 1:28AM
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theabortionator
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That's an easy deal. I would most def take the beer
May 18 2011 1:59AM
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mommy
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i'll take that extra year sir. never even SMELLED nutella. i could always buy that bogus bullshit anyways. shit looks like it takes at least a decade off of your life.
May 18 2011 2:57AM
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Doug.
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Can that extra year of awesome partying be when im still relatively young?

Partying at like 90 doesnt seem like it would be that great.
May 18 2011 3:09AM
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john.stossel
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if someone makes me crepes for life with nutella spread in it i might take the deal
May 18 2011 3:11AM
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Doug.
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Holy fuck I forgot about crepes with nutella. Add some strawberries or raspberries in there....

Well I know what im making tomorrow morning.
May 18 2011 3:17AM
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ImNotARacist
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WHY CAN"T CANADA EXPORT COPIOUS AMOUNTS OF POUTINE!!!!!!!!!
May 18 2011 3:22AM
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snowbombz
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nutella tastes like ass
May 18 2011 3:29AM
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ImNotARacist
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SALAD TOSSER!!!
May 18 2011 4:02AM
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skier_boy26
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I used to think that


but then I realized I was a man
May 18 2011 4:08AM
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[tk]
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nutella.

who would wanna party when you're 90?
May 18 2011 4:11AM
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spidermanatadesk
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What a fucking retarded question. Who wouldn't take the nutella?
May 18 2011 7:11AM
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I_Am_Mod
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in that extra year you work for a month and you'll have all the nutella you need...

+i maybe eat 1 or 2 jars/year....
May 18 2011 7:37AM
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Petey.
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Everyone keeps saying Nutella because they wouldn't want to party when they're old.

Who says you're all going to live to that point? Shit happens, especially nowadays. We're talking about a year of life at whatever age you die, and we have people saying nutella? Sad mother fuckers rofl
May 18 2011 10:29AM
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artfullydodged
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The year, anyone who would trade a year of life for nutella is insane.
May 18 2011 12:02PM
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