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Death is upon us, May 21, 2011

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flaming_bases
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http://www.ebiblefellowship.com/outreach/tracts/may21/



I was at my church group today, and our priest (usually really happy, good guy) was so scared and quiet. He showed us this, and we're all pretty scared right now. Im not sure what to think anymore.

Lets keep the bible bashing to a low, i want to show my church community some serious input. My priest said we only have so many hours to reconcile, and i agree
May 17 2011 9:28PM
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a_pla5tic_bag
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7TH HEAVEN????!?!? OMG I FOUND A CONNECTION TV SHOW PREDICTED IT ALL
May 21 2011 12:03AM
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Steezy_P
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Just like the janitor in scrubs that said osama was in pakistan!!!!!
May 21 2011 12:05AM
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flaming_bases
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OMG GUIZE REJOICE IM LIKE, ALIVE RITE NOW OMGGGGGGGGG


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May 21 2011 12:07AM
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reverendwrong
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May 21 2011 12:19AM
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no_steeze
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wait...it's the 21st...
May 21 2011 12:21AM
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Dobies.
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this shit is supposed to happen at 6pm i guess
May 21 2011 12:38AM
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gnarles.
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its still the 20 where i live
May 21 2011 12:46AM
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KillaSeason
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bitches aint got shit. judgement day my ass
May 21 2011 12:56AM
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J-Evs
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time to countdown until 6pm!
May 21 2011 12:58AM
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POWDER.RANGER
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threads for sunday.
May 21 2011 1:00AM
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KillaSeason
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haha
May 21 2011 1:01AM
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585.
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i have been playing zombies non fucking stop on COD since wednesday LETS FUCKING GO
May 21 2011 1:07AM
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flaming_bases
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May 21 2011 1:09AM
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1080ski
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happy to report from NZ, where it is the 21'st, that the world isnt ending. woot!
May 21 2011 1:10AM
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562056961108
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Correct me if I'm worng folks, but the guy who made up this shit said there would be an earthquake at 6pm New Zealand Time that would start all this... which is in roughly 40 minutes

Hold on to your butts... the suspense builds.
May 21 2011 1:22AM
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Anathema
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if we do die.. kristen, i love you, and ns, it's been good times. good luck and godspeed.
May 21 2011 1:51AM
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AndrewNZ
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Its 5:54pm in NZ, And it feels fine to be honest.
May 21 2011 1:54AM
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TaySwift
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what came first the chicken or the chicken mcnugget
May 21 2011 1:55AM
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Dobies.
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2 minutes NZ!
May 21 2011 1:58AM
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AndrewNZ
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New Zealand Report: No earthquake.
May 21 2011 2:00AM
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los.pinguinos
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did anything happen?
May 21 2011 2:00AM
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Land12Shark
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so new zealand, am i going to die?
May 21 2011 2:01AM
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flaming_bases
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GUYS THE PRAYING WORKED! GOD GRANTED US MORE TIME!



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May 21 2011 2:02AM
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fujarome
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so....we all set then?
May 21 2011 2:08AM
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Dobies.
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hah yeah were are all the NZ people
May 21 2011 2:09AM
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DG.3
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"declaring that sinful mankind would have 7000 years to find refuge in the salvation provided by Jesus Christ." -well if jesus only provided salvation 2000 years ago then were all good for another 5000 right?
May 21 2011 2:15AM
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los.pinguinos
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i bet jesus found sooo much tranny back then
May 21 2011 2:28AM
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assface
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lawlz i bet jossi is shitting himself right now

bahahahahaha religion is so fake
May 21 2011 2:31AM
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TPalms
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Dude. We still have another 14 hours of time for judgement (Easter Standard Time, that is).

There's plenty more time for doomsday to come.
May 21 2011 4:07AM
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Cincher
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yeah but I've already entered the 'fuck it' stage. Stupid horseshit is what it is...
May 21 2011 4:19AM
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Mr.Turtle
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9.7 earthquake just hit!
May 21 2011 4:26AM
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CassiusClay
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I just fucking heard about this and its all over the news here!
May 21 2011 4:39AM
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Mike-O
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I just went outside and there's this GIGANTIC glowing light in the sky!!!
May 21 2011 5:20AM
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feihlination
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the "timer" says now that the rapture will occur today. not that its good 3 hours overdue.

i guess we got off easy this time. how can god let us live in our own pool of sins and not clean the world of all this evil and blasphemy. guys such a pussy
May 21 2011 5:35AM
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feihlination
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LULZ

you can like order a bible for free on this site (well you used to) to spread the world and all this shit and guess what it reads since a few days

Due to the time it takes to ship Bibles and the shortness of time between now and May 21, 2011, we are no longer accepting requests for any Bibles.


and you cant even donate. at least they are like apeshit crazy and not doing it for the money


Donations to EBible Fellowship are no Longer Accepted

EBible Fellowship is NO LONGER ACCEPTING DONATIONS due to the shortness of time until May 21, 2011. If you still wish to make a donation, please make it to Family Radio (see below).

For all those who have given over the years, we thank you for your faithfulness in assisting to get the Gospel out into all the world.
May 21 2011 5:41AM
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feihlination
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this site cant be serious

http://www.ebiblefellowship.com/outreach/map/
May 21 2011 5:43AM
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Mike-O
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Hilarious.
May 21 2011 5:46AM
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feihlination
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http://www.ebiblefellowship.com/archives/2010/01/17/question-01-web-your-teaching-rejects-the-4-004-bc-creation-date-and-that-we-can-know-the-time-of-the-end/

this is a great one. basically this guy (convinced that the earth was created 13000 BC or so) is discussing how the 4004 BC creation date is wrong.

its literally like listening to an ape justifying fucking a door knob because he thinks that fucking a horse is wrong.
May 21 2011 5:55AM
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Mike-O
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...and welcome to my collection of fantastic metaphors. Thumbs up, dude! :D
May 21 2011 6:23AM
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Blindsurfer
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its now may 21st and nothing has happened. you just made yourself look like the biggest fuckin retard
May 21 2011 8:26AM
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chuck_testa
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It's already sunday in New Zealand.......
May 21 2011 8:29AM
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PacificRimJob
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Okay. So. Why havent all the believers disappeared up to heaven? I was excited to do some LOOTING.
May 21 2011 8:46AM
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Blindsurfer
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chyeeeeeeaaaa sig'd bro
May 21 2011 8:56AM
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AwR
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May 21, 2011 there was a riot on the street tell me where were you?
May 21 2011 9:18AM
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el_mn_op
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Hey guys I'm still alive!!
May 21 2011 9:27AM
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chuck_testa
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May 21 2011 9:30AM
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alexat955
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dont say fuck youre going straight to hell
May 21 2011 9:50AM
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skifoo
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Hmmm, Is it like this being in heaven? It looks nice up here.
have fun chillin with satan. :)
May 21 2011 9:52AM
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SeanTom
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hahaha, i love you
May 21 2011 9:57AM
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