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Death is upon us, May 21, 2011

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flaming_bases
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http://www.ebiblefellowship.com/outreach/tracts/may21/



I was at my church group today, and our priest (usually really happy, good guy) was so scared and quiet. He showed us this, and we're all pretty scared right now. Im not sure what to think anymore.

Lets keep the bible bashing to a low, i want to show my church community some serious input. My priest said we only have so many hours to reconcile, and i agree
May 17 2011 9:28PM
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los.pinguinos
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Ight, 1 more day
May 20 2011 11:28AM
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*Dos*Planker*
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so its already the 21st in some parts of the world......
May 20 2011 11:45AM
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H8CH
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Some people in this world are just fucking idiots aren't they.....

Never ceases to amaze me the level of ridiculous some people can reach....

here - have an airplane dog and forget this madness...

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May 20 2011 11:46AM
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Tasche
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May 20 2011 11:49AM
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*Dos*Planker*
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i needed that
May 20 2011 11:49AM
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H8CH
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I see your helicopter cat... and raise you....

Scuba Cat....

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May 20 2011 11:51AM
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DirtYStylE
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It was in the year 4990 BC that God revealed to Noah that there would be yet 7 days until the flood of waters would be upon the earth. Now, if we substitute 1000 years for each one of those 7 days, we get 7000 years. And when we project 7000 years into the future from 4990 BC, we find that it falls on the year 2011 AD.

4990 + 2011 = 7001

Note: When counting from an Old Testament date to a New Testament date, always subtract one year because there is no year zero, resulting in:

4990 + 2011 – 1 = 7000 years exactly.


Where does the -1 come from??? Adding to the bible should be a sin

May 20 2011 11:58AM
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ImNotARacist
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Well, either jesus hates the eastern hemisphere, or this is all a bunch of ass shit.
May 20 2011 12:00PM
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eheath
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i like how they pretty much just make up the 8
May 20 2011 12:03PM
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eheath
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made up the 7000 year thing. i grew up christain and these people are being ridiculous.
May 20 2011 12:05PM
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Timotheezy.
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bring it.
May 20 2011 12:05PM
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ImNotARacist
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I have a tattoo of you icon on my ribs

Cool story huh?
May 20 2011 12:06PM
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Bittner
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threads for when it doesnt happen
May 20 2011 12:53PM
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S_Jenk
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threads, I'm posting here when it doesn't happen
May 20 2011 3:27PM
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Tasche
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INTERNET HO!!!!

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May 20 2011 3:36PM
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Panda_with_Guns
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hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm......................................................................................................................................................... threadz for when it doesnt happen
May 20 2011 4:00PM
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Montville57
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5 bucks says a whole bunch of religious cults commit mass suicide tomorrow
May 20 2011 5:42PM
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wazawski
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if that does happen and all of these overly religious cult nut jobs really do all kill themselves, then there really is a god.
May 20 2011 6:07PM
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Paul.Marik
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isnt it 6:00 sat. somewhere on the world now or within the next few hours?
May 20 2011 6:10PM
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feihlination
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related lulz from the same site



http://www.ebiblefellowship.com/studies/numbers/seconds-left/

i dont even know what they are trying to express there. i think they just write some everyday math to prove that they have a scientific approach when really, yeah, you know




http://www.biblecalculator.com/about.html

this is also teh lulz. idk how these guys can keep a serious face. sadly its not working (i know, but that fake thing they call a calculator is also not running)

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QUOTE FROM http://www.ebiblefellowship.com/studies/tftb/a-letter-to-those-left-behind.html

"The great earthquake that will occur at Christ's coming will be global. Although the magnitude of that great earthquake is unknown, it will likely exceed 8.0 magnitude. The great earthquake will likely coincide with the resurrection of the dead." - i write a bachelor thesis right now and it just cracks me up how they state all of this like "the sky looks blue" or "when i clap my hand there is a sound"
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http://www.ebiblefellowship.com/studies/numbers/

also dont miss out the countdown until rapture.



oh my god, this is even worse than the westboro baptist thingy. i just hope they are trolling, because they troll hard
May 20 2011 6:28PM
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terrible_skier
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inb4 sunday
May 20 2011 7:19PM
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Legion
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lol
May 20 2011 7:23PM
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vauban08
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It's 01:24 am in Switzerland, I just had sex with my girlfriend and it was awesome.

What? Oh yeah, I'm still alive, guess that's what I wanted to point out. :D

Happy doomsday everyone. :]
May 20 2011 7:25PM
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chuck_testa
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It was predicted to end at 6 on the international date line time.
May 20 2011 7:29PM
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Squid.
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Threads so I can mock OP tomorrow
May 20 2011 7:30PM
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eheath
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its suppose to happen in every time zone at 6pm meaning 24 raptures and 24 earthquakes. only in america.
May 20 2011 7:49PM
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chuck_testa
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ow wow. America
May 20 2011 7:50PM
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eheath
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i watched abc news earlier and they had the leader of this movement Harold Camping and he is a complete lunatic. he predicted this same shit sept 4 1994 and was wrong. abc news asked what if it doesnt happen, camping replied sturnly "it will happen" genius money maker or absolutely crazy? who knows
May 20 2011 7:55PM
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flaming_bases
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HAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

May 20 2011 7:57PM
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iLOL
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Chatham, New Zealand is the fastest time zone in the world. Here is a link to local time there: http://www.timeanddate.com/worldclock/city.html?n=63
May 20 2011 8:06PM
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Bluenose
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Think the -1 is because there's no year 0 (btw i don't believe this bullshit).
May 20 2011 8:45PM
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.Cal.
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Just to add, Harold Camping (the guy who is predicted this) has predicted it before and guess what? it didnt happen. Like said, this is a bunch of bs, that, ideologically makes no sense.
Heres his biography from wikipedia in case anyone is interested...
May 20 2011 9:05PM
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Mama.
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I could make up any story that I want, from bible verses, and people would believe it because I had bible verses to back it up. Like, all that Davinci Code shit. It's 'biblically backed' if you want it to be... but is it true? Most likely not. Fuck that noise.

FEAR MONGERS. These people are nuts. NUTS.
May 20 2011 9:45PM
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GDeals
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believe this guy
May 20 2011 10:20PM
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T.DUB
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ok once again im not buying in but the world is not ending tomorrow if you research this for more than 30 seconds you will find that it is judgement day (the beginning of the end) for people who havent read what i said previously the world is supposed to end 6 months after judgement day or the coming of christ. the process that is describes is that the loyal servants or non sinners will be taken up to heaven with jesus and the sinners are left here as it supposedly turns into hell over 6 months until we inevitably die, so im not buying into it but i am just trying to grow some understanding of what is supposedly going to happen instead of saying "threads for when no one is dead tomorrow, etc." 
May 20 2011 10:30PM
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toominator
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Hmm well it's 3pm in NZ and it's a beautiful day
May 20 2011 11:05PM
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ILLinoisance
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http://www.timeanddate.com/worldclock/city.html?n=274

So..... they have a half hour in Christmas Island....
May 20 2011 11:30PM
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steezy.stew
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Guys that camping fellow changed his prophecy allegedly its going to start saturday night at 11:00pm http://m.theatlantic.com/politics/archive/2011/05/the-rapture-is-not-saturday-its-tonight/239177/ m
May 20 2011 11:44PM
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Masties
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I'm still confused as to what time this is supposed to happen. Not saying it's gona i think it's bullshit.
but it would be nice to know
May 20 2011 11:45PM
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GDeals
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lol i've been watching this for the past hour 15 mins left!!!!!!
May 20 2011 11:48PM
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SassySloth
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7 minutes!!!
May 20 2011 11:53PM
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a_pla5tic_bag
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shit, this is better than new years!

ololololololol.
May 20 2011 11:57PM
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GDeals
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2 minutes!!!!!!11111!!!!11
May 20 2011 11:57PM
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GDeals
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2 minutes!!!!!!11111!!!!11
May 20 2011 11:58PM
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Steezy_P
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Matthew 24:36: But of that day and hour knows no man, no, not the angels in heaven, but my Father only

uhhhhhhhhhhhh
May 20 2011 11:58PM
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a_pla5tic_bag
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i wondered what the dude who predicted all this is doing right now.
May 21 2011 12:00AM
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SassySloth
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We Just Died
May 21 2011 12:00AM
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GDeals
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any news bulletins?
May 21 2011 12:01AM
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Steezy_P
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I know dude he took like the number 7 and like said it was heaven so therefore heaven squared = 5/21/11
May 21 2011 12:02AM
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All times are Eastern (-5)