Death is upon us, May 21, 2011

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http://www.ebiblefellowship.com/outreach/tracts/may21/

I was at my church group today, and our priest (usually really happy, good guy) was so scared and quiet. He showed us this, and we're all pretty scared right now. Im not sure what to think anymore.

Lets keep the bible bashing to a low, i want to show my church community some serious input. My priest said we only have so many hours to reconcile, and i agree

May 17 2011 9:28PM

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Trollolo

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Doesn't the bible say that no man will know the day or hour of judgement day? So...even if someone found some crazy code, its now irrelevant..

May 19 2011 1:13PM

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SERENGETI_YETI

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Loosely related to topic.

Has anyone watched any of the documentaries on waco, like rules of engagement and others? I found it really interesting.

May 19 2011 1:21PM

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Yes.

Therefore this thread is irrelevant also see; Troll Thread.

May 19 2011 2:23PM

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Davin

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obvious troll is obvious, if you truly were religious you would use a G instead of g in the word god

May 19 2011 4:09PM

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Davin

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and that would be 1 colony... check some of the others.

May 19 2011 4:11PM

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TPalms

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Dude, we're in a time of haste right now, judgement day is nigh--he doesn't need to worry about capitalizing letters in a sentence when he's trying to capitalize on his position in heaven.

May 19 2011 4:13PM

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Crispy.

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If this doesn't happen 2012 is fake.

May 19 2011 4:26PM

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BIGben*

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Wait only four days left??? Only thinh to do is p-a-r-t-y

May 19 2011 4:45PM

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May 19 2011 4:51PM

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this is fuckin stupid, the worlds not gona end for a long time all you die hard born-again religious fanatics need to get a grip, holy shit. just because some guy wrote a fuckin book about "god" doesnt mean its true. jk rowling wrote books about a gang of wizards, that doesnt mean its true. were all gona be fine, just cause some robe wearing, boy touching priest says the world is gona end doesnt mean the world is gona end, and if it does end this weekend its my birthday so god will give me a present of letting me live

May 19 2011 4:56PM

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great may 21st is my bday

May 19 2011 4:57PM

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May 19 2011 5:18PM

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ImNotARacist

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O fuck! ahhahahaha I havn't seen that before.

May 19 2011 5:20PM

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U have to be retarded to believe this shit

May 19 2011 6:10PM

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Chubz.

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Do you ever wonder why religion is called a BELIEF???
This isn't going to happen. Im one of the handful of kids in my "group" of friends that doesn't go to church, and i asked them all today if they heard about what was supposed to happen saturday. And every single one of them said it was complete bull shit. Nothing is gonna happen saturday, absolutely nothing. I can't wait to see the OP's post on sunday. haha

May 19 2011 6:27PM

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Successful troll is successful

May 19 2011 6:33PM

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hoodratz47

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I belive the great british band Depech Mode said it best with "Everybody's waiting for the Judgement DAY! so they can go, Told You So"

but i did just see Pestilence flying by on a dead horse.

May 19 2011 6:34PM

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hahahaha religion is so fucking stupid sometimes

May 19 2011 6:37PM

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the world already ended in 2000 silly

May 19 2011 6:56PM

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ahhh shit

May 19 2011 6:59PM

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partyin real hard for the last weekend of man kind wooooooo

May 19 2011 7:20PM

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May 19 2011 7:24PM

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this. i hear people are quitting their jobs to prepare for the end...

once sunday comes..... prepare for some suicide watch

May 19 2011 7:52PM

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Hopefully this will secure my place in heaven when the world is going to end tomorrow...

May 19 2011 7:53PM

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The central problem with the argument is that it is based on the book of genesis being historical truth, which it's not. I take a theology class at school and the book of genesis was a way for the Jewish tribes to explain something that they couldn't comprehend, i.e why is everything here? We now know more about physics, the universe etc to make much of the writing in the old testament null in terms of history. So basing his calculations on this makes his argument bullshit.

Also that quote from Mark's gospel: some biblical fundamentalist he is. Also Biblical fundamentalism makes you an idiot, there's good stuff in the bible, just take it with a grain of salt, as most of it was written for a purpose, not as an exact recount of history

May 19 2011 8:13PM

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Harold camping is going to be feeling dumb on may 21st.

May 19 2011 8:35PM

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Hahahahahahahaha I lost

May 19 2011 8:53PM

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we're all doomed only mormons go to heaven

May 19 2011 9:15PM
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2 MORE DAYS!! YAY!

May 19 2011 9:17PM
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bahaha

May 19 2011 9:19PM
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May 19 2011 10:35PM
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Oh my fucking GOD you're stupid. I hate people who hate on religion with not knowing anything about it. The New Covenant..........

May 19 2011 10:37PM
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someone forgot to close their italics tab, here let me help you

May 19 2011 10:37PM

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test

May 19 2011 10:37PM

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muahahaha and it goes on...

May 19 2011 10:38PM

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orly?

May 19 2011 10:51PM

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May 19 2011 10:53PM

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They lost me completely at the earth is only about 13k years old. But this could be true............. If every thing the science says is dead wrong.

May 20 2011 12:11AM

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May 20 2011 1:05AM

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put in work, if your scared go to church, shake them dreads(SP?), nigga fuck them feds.

May 20 2011 2:44AM

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Well Its 4:26 P.M. in Japan so If I wake up in the morning and there isn't zombies running around we're good.

May 20 2011 3:27AM

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wow

sry to break it to all christians, but "jesus" is over due a few hundreds of years. if you read the bible (interestingly enough, hardcore christians dont even do it, at least not by themselves) the second coming of christ was meant to happen so that his followers would be most like to be still living. that means NOTHING after 100 AD. so hes a little late, but please think that he is coming. seriously if youre that hardcore that you live everyday because "he" could come tomorrow i forget all my tolerance, this is seriously dumb as fuck and i cant believe that people are putting up billboards in the US, the epitome of a western country. i am so sad for our whole world right now.

May 20 2011 8:31AM

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i lold in the uni's computer room

May 20 2011 8:32AM

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epic lulz

May 20 2011 8:32AM

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.josh.

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where does it say this in the bible?? anyway these "christians" that are proclaiming the end of the world are wrong. The bible itself says that God will come again like a "thief in the night" and that no one knows or will know when he is coming apart from himself. They have found nothing in the bible that actually says this. the evidence used is a verse that says 1 day for god is like 1000 years, notice the LIKE, the bible is here just accentuating the fact that God does not live in the same way we do, time is nothing for him because he has been there for infinity. these people should really read revelation

May 20 2011 8:38AM

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feihlination

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i have that out of a documentary. and googled it here

http://www.preterism.info/pdf/The%20Apostles%20Predicted%20a%20First-Century%20Return%20of%20Christ.pdf

especially matt 16:27-28

really christians, get your shit right

May 20 2011 9:25AM

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