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Death is upon us, May 21, 2011

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flaming_bases
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http://www.ebiblefellowship.com/outreach/tracts/may21/



I was at my church group today, and our priest (usually really happy, good guy) was so scared and quiet. He showed us this, and we're all pretty scared right now. Im not sure what to think anymore.

Lets keep the bible bashing to a low, i want to show my church community some serious input. My priest said we only have so many hours to reconcile, and i agree
May 17 2011 9:28PM
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ImNotARacist
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Thats my point dumb dumb. It will be hilarious.
May 18 2011 1:36PM
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zues
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lol.. people believe this shit?

everyone knows that the dates in the bible are just estimates and even still everyone knows that God said no one would know when judgement day is anyways....

does this help to thwart your argument you silly christians who are supposed to know the bible:

"No one knows about that day or hour, not even the angels in heaven nor the Son, but only the Father" (Mark 13:32)
May 18 2011 3:25PM
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zues
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hey kid shutup... every post i'v ever read from you is an argument and they are always terrible arguments.
Those who think they know everything actually know nothing ----- so shut the fuck up
May 18 2011 3:29PM
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zues
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sooo stoked to wake up on saturday morning
May 18 2011 3:30PM
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TPalms
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I'm so glad that all of you take the internets so seriously.

Also, certain people in this thread have completely and forever solidified themselves at 10/10, well, forever as in until the 21st that is.
May 18 2011 3:38PM
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jayo.
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1) What was terrible about my argument? It seemed pretty rational to me.

2) You've read two posts of mine that happen to be arguments. But that's definitely not the only thing I post.

3) Learn to grammar (and spell).

4) Fuck you.
May 18 2011 3:38PM
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RoofDaRoofieDogg
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this



May 18 2011 3:40PM
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jayo.
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Also, did you even read the post I was replying to? That was an example of a terrible argument
May 18 2011 3:40PM
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zues
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my point is that all you ever do is argue and although YOU might think your arguments are good they sound stupid to everyone else.


Thank you come again.
May 18 2011 3:42PM
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jayo.
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You don't know anything about "all i ever do".
You've read my posts in two threads. One of them was me pointing out that marijuana is not a modern invention (which was hardly arguing) and one of them was reacting to religious fanaticism (although I do admit that I was feedin' the troll on that one).

May 18 2011 3:50PM
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flaming_bases
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Brace yourselves... It's the calm breeze before the plunge
May 18 2011 3:55PM
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ORDEAL
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I was going to say lololol but then I realized you were op. I now say Lololololololololololololololol
May 18 2011 4:32PM
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Blurst
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There are many theories out there such as god started and let evolution do its things. There ya go believeing in both.
May 18 2011 4:59PM
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Orrin
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Just...lol.
May 18 2011 5:02PM
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Lemuel
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Well it's a good thing I am going to a kegger on Saturday.
May 18 2011 5:02PM
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Kangbang
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But "God" isn't real!!!!!!
May 18 2011 5:19PM
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RoofDaRoofieDogg
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win!
May 18 2011 5:31PM
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613.
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what happened to 2012 ??
May 18 2011 6:11PM
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zues
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I get that you're not religious but that doesn't mean you have to make fun of it.

It would be one thing if your post was funny.... but its not
May 18 2011 6:25PM
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T.DUB
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it would be you getting swept from your feet, seeing as you believe to be the sinless one? because the raptured get taken away and the "sinners" are left to suffer in their own shame, not saying im buying into it but if its gonna be talked about might as well do it right
May 18 2011 6:27PM
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Blake.P
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sweet i'm gonna get out of taking my finals
May 18 2011 6:58PM
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AWALLRUS.
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well then, im gonna go rape and loot. I'll letcha know how it goes!
May 18 2011 7:39PM
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Stope.Neeze
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doubt it
May 18 2011 7:51PM
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RoofDaRoofieDogg
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.
May 18 2011 7:54PM
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MatRich
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I guess the christians wanted to out apocalypse the mayans!

Well now we have a new party theme for saturday!
May 18 2011 8:04PM
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NickSki.
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Learn about the fucking Religion before you trash it. God is literally Jesus, it's called incarnation....
May 18 2011 8:08PM
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Kangbang
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Why would I learn about Religion if all that shit they preach to you is fake? I don't want to learn about god, nor want to learn about the Religion. Religion is the cause of all evil.
May 18 2011 8:24PM
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LIL_WAT
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"And thank you to God... for making me an atheist" - Ricky Gervais
May 18 2011 8:29PM
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tommyp1ckles
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so god got mary to give birth to himself so that he could die on a cross but he really wouldnt die because he's god so he was only dead for a few days (while also not being dead because he's god) and then came back to life and then forgave our sins...unless your not christian

makes sense...
May 18 2011 8:35PM
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jibnut
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How about you guys got trolled. hard.
May 18 2011 8:38PM
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Bukkakeskitrip
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now you're just coming off stupid
May 18 2011 8:57PM
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Jonny7
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and you really seem to hate religion, but some of your arguments indeed suck
May 18 2011 8:58PM
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207
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LOL
May 18 2011 9:00PM
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.frenchy
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That's not cool dude.
May 18 2011 9:08PM
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Funnel
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Please explain to me how evolution explains the creation of Earth. Also, touching on a later post made by you. Evolution has not been proven. A theory is not proven and is not a fact. It's painfully apparent that you lack knowledge on both evolution and creationism.
May 18 2011 9:33PM
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SERENGETI_YETI
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I'll take that bet
May 18 2011 9:37PM
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EASTIE21
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Dude I'm totally safe then! It says we will get destroyed by fire. It has been raining here for the past like 2 months. Ha. Have fun in hell bitchez......
May 19 2011 7:56AM
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Bukkakeskitrip
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but carry on kangbang, you have provided me with copious lulz, and for that i thank you
May 19 2011 8:00AM
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SkiTheYeast
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I DO NOT believe you. At all
May 19 2011 8:39AM
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Nathn
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I'm Finna have me a fun weekend regardless.
May 19 2011 9:46AM
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SERENGETI_YETI
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I really don't think the world is going to end, but people should take it a little easy on religion. I don't go to church anymore really but i still believe in God. There are def a few wackjobs out there who make everyone seem crazy.
May 19 2011 10:15AM
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a_pla5tic_bag
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still studying for my finals on monday and tuesday next week.
/lolz at conspiracy theories
May 19 2011 10:17AM
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PeteyG
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pretty sure the guy who predicted this has predicted it five times before
May 19 2011 10:57AM
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tommyp1ckles
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the worlds supposed to end like 2-3 times a year on average

people gotta stop wishing for the world to end and start working towards the future.
May 19 2011 11:02AM
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SERENGETI_YETI
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brother camping from the bay area. He owns radio stations and i think tv stuff and everything. Maybe doesn't own but had his own stuff on a bunch of shit.
May 19 2011 11:06AM
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PeteyG
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yea lol I am surprised this has gotten as big as it is. he is probably so stoked
May 19 2011 11:09AM
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PeteyG
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yea lol I am surprised this has gotten as big as it is. he is probably so stoked
May 19 2011 11:09AM
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tommyp1ckles
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hey so anyone who truly believes the rapture is this saturday, can you send me all your jiberish and saga?... its prob gonna be cold for the rest of us after the rapture and you'll get mad heaven cred for doing it.
May 19 2011 11:18AM
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VT_FLO
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If you's a gutter boy do yo work, if you a crazy nigga go berserk.
May 19 2011 11:27AM
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