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Death is upon us, May 21, 2011

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flaming_bases
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http://www.ebiblefellowship.com/outreach/tracts/may21/



I was at my church group today, and our priest (usually really happy, good guy) was so scared and quiet. He showed us this, and we're all pretty scared right now. Im not sure what to think anymore.

Lets keep the bible bashing to a low, i want to show my church community some serious input. My priest said we only have so many hours to reconcile, and i agree
May 17 2011 9:28PM
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theabortionator
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that we know. But God isn't the easter bunny
May 18 2011 1:06AM
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jayo.
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You're right. God isn't nearly as cool as the Easter Bunny
May 18 2011 1:07AM
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theabortionator
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I simply went to the 4th response because that seemed to be the one most obviously filled with flaw.

And my bad. So I made a typo at 1 am
May 18 2011 1:08AM
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jayo.
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Pointing out the typo was the least important part of my post.

Please explain to me how it, or any of my other points, are flawed.
May 18 2011 1:10AM
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SlimDunkin.
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Please stop feeding the trolls
May 18 2011 1:12AM
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Kangbang
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I know that. But the point I am trying to make is that God isn't real.
May 18 2011 1:13AM
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jayo.
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Sorry, it's just so tempting
May 18 2011 1:13AM
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DaysToCome
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the thing that bothers me about religion like this is that it is all based on fear. for example if you dont do good things and follow the bible (which honestly teaches good practices and I agree with alot of the things it says about how you should conduct yourself and treat others) it is completely based around the fear of not being accepted by god or going to heaven. People should have these values regardless of a reward at the end. it shouldnt matter whether there is personal benefit, you should treat people and yourself with dignity and respect (which is what i get from most of the bibles teachings if you leave out the observance of god). But instead people do all all these things because they are scared of punishment from some higher power. It shouldnt matter about punishment, do these things because YOU know they are right and it is ultimately the way you would want other people to treat you and conduct themselves, not because you wont get into heaven. Dont live in fear, live your life in the hopes of bettering yourself and the people around you because you feel it is the way people should act, not because you are told to. i hope this makes sense
May 18 2011 1:14AM
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zagfan5
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how do we empty a whole city?

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Patiala
May 18 2011 1:14AM
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theabortionator
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You think you know the truth based on an education that didn't even teach you about God.

Hows that?
May 18 2011 1:14AM
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PartyHon
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hahaha wooooooah there man. my cousin is a border partolman. what do you think? and another..... are you ok dude? why are you asking these senseless questions?
May 18 2011 1:15AM
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SlimDunkin.
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PLEASE NOONE ANSWER THIS
May 18 2011 1:15AM
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jayo.
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You have no fucking clue how I was raised and educated.
Please don't jump to conclusions about people you don't know.
May 18 2011 1:16AM
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jayo.
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too late. i couldn't resist
May 18 2011 1:17AM
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Xanadoo
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May 18 2011 1:18AM
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theabortionator
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Well considering education is standardized for the most part it's not really much of a jump to assume
May 18 2011 1:18AM
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jayo.
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Well I could have very well gone to a Christian school our been brought up by Christian parents. But I'm done arguing with you. You're just trollin'
May 18 2011 1:21AM
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flaming_bases
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it dosnt matter, those of us that know the truth will be saved, im gonna be laughing so hard right before you are all swept form your feet and destroyed for not listening to me
May 18 2011 1:27AM
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Shralpit
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i lol'd. this is some whack shit.
May 18 2011 1:27AM
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theabortionator
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That's not nice though man. I'm going to be praying for their souls until the end. But it's ultimately up to them
May 18 2011 1:33AM
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jayo.
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Well then you are a mean-spirited person. To me, that means that you probably have a higher chance of going to hell than a kind, good-hearted atheist or agnostic.
May 18 2011 1:35AM
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IceCreamer
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What about the time zones? The whole concept of Judgment Day would seem to be based on a flat-earth cosmology, where a single day has a single boundary. Is the idea that timing is not totally clear—by one account  the Rapture, like the New Year, is supposed to make a circuit of the globe, time zone by time zone. A new batch of the saved will ascend as each set of clocks strikes 6 p.m.

May 18 2011 1:36AM
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DaysToCome
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well if that shit does happen fuck it. however i refuse to believe that my life is in the hands of some all knowing all powerful being. I make my own decisions for my life based on what I feel is right, not what some old book tells me I should do.
May 18 2011 1:37AM
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Bukkakeskitrip
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and this abortionator, is why you're at 10
May 18 2011 1:38AM
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theabortionator
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The greatest problem is people thinking their lives are about them. That they are in control of everything. Something that has plagued mankind since the beginning.
May 18 2011 1:39AM
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gnarles.
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wasnt the world supposed to end in 2000 but it never happend
May 18 2011 1:39AM
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Xanadoo
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May 18 2011 1:41AM
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IceCreamer
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Successful troll is successful.
May 18 2011 1:44AM
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flaming_bases
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PyroKarma --> flaming_bases
Hey man, people on NS hsit all over people who are religious, becuase someone things its a cool thing to do.

You seem worried.

Do you believe in Jesus, and do you accept his salvation?

If your answer is yes, than you're fine, should it come on Saturday. If it isn't then, then rejoice.



pyrokarma is a good person
May 18 2011 1:49AM
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I'd like to start of with thanking God. Without his spiritual guidance I wouldn't be here today. I also like to give a big thank you to everyone who participated i this thread. Without your help, none of this would have been possible.

Thank you to everyone who believed in me. Even at the points where I was at my lowest and wanted to give up on the internet completely.

You have no idea how much this means to me. I love you all, may your soul be saved on judgement day

May 18 2011 1:51AM
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RudyGarmisch
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May 18 2011 1:52AM
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theabortionator
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There were many, many of us praying and it seems it paid off. We'll see what happens this time, but I know that if judgement day comes, I will be saved.


Will you be???
May 18 2011 1:53AM
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Smokey.
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high five rusty! well done!
May 18 2011 2:01AM
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wintersway
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May 18 2011 2:15AM
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klayer_9
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pat bagely is the man
May 18 2011 2:22AM
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I.B
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this is bullshit for 1 reason. I'm getting my new bike next week and will fucking do ANY GOD DAMN THING to get that god damn bike.
May 18 2011 2:24AM
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Cufe.
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may 21??? of god, time to have all my life goals in a week!
how can i pull off a wingsuit base jump threesome with two victorias secret models?
May 18 2011 2:25AM
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theabortionator
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I have faith in you! You can do it!
May 18 2011 2:27AM
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ImNotARacist
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Religion.
May 18 2011 2:56AM
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BMB
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screw it abortionator, i know u won't respond to this because your post count is 10000. I'm in a college religion class right now, so fail.
May 18 2011 11:18AM
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PeteyG
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Mark 13:32 “But concerning that day or that hour, no one knows, not even the angels in heaven, nor the Son, but only the Father.

the world wont end
May 18 2011 11:31AM
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pomme-de-terre
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alright, if this guy is right i going to rent a plane on may 21st and just fly across time zones in whatever direction the judgement is going, then by the time it gets to the last time zone, well both be back where we started and i will have escaped judgement day.


yeah, i bet jesus didnt see that shit coming. not so powerful afterall.



also, has anybody ever wondered how gay heaven would be if you had to be there with all the self-righteous loud, yelling pricks that try to push shit on you all the time? not saying all religious people are bad, but like, theres a definately a population of those guys out there and according to what they say they are gonna be in heaven. i dont want to listen to their shit all day.



wait a minute im jewish anyways... what the fuck do i care?




p.s. still offering redemption for a fee.
May 18 2011 11:49AM
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Cthulhu
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if you really believe this shit i feel sorry for you. thats what religions do, they keep people scarred of the almighty wizards divine powers so that they can keep you coming back, and keep sucking up your money. and when all this shit doesn't happen hes going to pull some excuse out of his ass about "how the good lord sparred us because he saved 15 % on his car insurance through geico".
May 18 2011 12:24PM
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Scott.Benson12
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I'm seriously pissed, because according to this website the world ends on my birthday.

 :'(
May 18 2011 12:29PM
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FBGM
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Happy birthday!
May 18 2011 12:32PM
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Scott.Benson12
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My birthday's in october, not may, but thanks anyways haha
May 18 2011 12:34PM
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FBGM
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It was sort of a sarcastic joke, but that's okay
May 18 2011 12:42PM
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FLBP
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big difference between choice of religion and race buddy, i'm pretty sure if they had the choice nobody would be asian
May 18 2011 12:48PM
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ImNotARacist
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Anyone else think it will be hilarious when Jesus comes back and he's 5'3" 110
May 18 2011 12:57PM
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BMB
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not really because people were physically smaller back then.
It will be more hilarious when I wake up on Sunday.
May 18 2011 1:33PM
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