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cultrara
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will you show your kids star wars in chronological order?

will you start them on twin tips?

will you still be on NS?

May 17 2011 9:11PM
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tuna.
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we're going to watch the starwars original trilogy in chronological order while skiing backwards.

what were you expecting?
May 17 2011 9:13PM
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CAPITA-DEVOURS
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yes, no, yes.
if its all mixed up, they wont understand
they need to learn to go forwards and turn before they rotate in the air,
and i probs will miss NS too much .
May 17 2011 9:16PM
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Mr.Turtle
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yes
yes, might as well make switch feel natural
yes, if its still here
May 17 2011 9:18PM
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theabortionator
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Will show them the original star wars. They can watch the other shitty ones later in life.

Will start them On both a board and twins. Which ever they like more they can stick with.


And hopefully will not be
May 17 2011 9:18PM
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Troy.
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Yes yes and yes.
May 17 2011 9:18PM
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Chlamydia
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done

done

and im still here
May 17 2011 9:22PM
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cultrara
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is this your kid???? and your name is FuckStick?

May 17 2011 9:24PM
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Chlamydia
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correct
May 17 2011 9:25PM
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Ski_Alot
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my exact thoughts

May 17 2011 9:25PM
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Milksteak
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So legit
May 17 2011 9:25PM
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cultrara
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damn...
May 17 2011 9:26PM
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skithesprings
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where you think babies come from?
May 17 2011 9:26PM
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.frenchy
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Idk, yes, yes.
May 17 2011 9:27PM
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Nathn
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As in the three new ones and then the three old ones? No fuck the new ones.

No.

Probably not.
May 17 2011 9:29PM
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DirtyDan
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I'm pretty sure that showing kids the new star wars first counts as some form of child abuse..
May 17 2011 9:30PM
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Milksteak
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No, he said chronological order (time). The holy trilogy, and then the new ones.
May 17 2011 9:32PM
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plaire
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you realize that the new ones are not remakes right? they are what happened before the old ones
May 17 2011 9:34PM
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jibnut
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I'm actually getting married thru NSChat 2. so..
May 17 2011 9:41PM
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tall_t
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are those yours?
May 17 2011 9:42PM
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deleted5
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lol wut
May 17 2011 9:43PM
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cwillygood
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my kids will ski no matter what, ill probably be on ns anyway
May 17 2011 9:45PM
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Lemuel
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I've never seen any of the star wars movies....

Idk, prolly start them on whatever junior skis are around at the time

Yes
May 17 2011 9:48PM
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.AR6rider.
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Pretty much exactly what I was going to say. I just don't think I'll have the time or the patience to deal with NS when I'm older haha.
May 17 2011 9:50PM
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Milksteak
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..........
May 17 2011 9:50PM
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Lt-Aldo-Raine
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hahahahaha i love it
May 17 2011 9:50PM
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Download-My-Apps
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there is only 3 star wars to me. The new ones fucking suck.
May 17 2011 9:51PM
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tall_t
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/thread
May 17 2011 9:51PM
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cultrara
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how so? i really liked the last one
May 17 2011 9:52PM
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BmoChop
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May 17 2011 9:52PM
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Broseph_Stalin
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haha made me lol like three times
May 17 2011 9:53PM
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jibnut
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Did you know?: Spermicide is actually really horrible for your girls vagine. Don't do it, boys. It will end up a mess.
May 17 2011 9:55PM
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monkatizer
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he will prolly be so unknown by then that no one will get it, but wait, its tom wallisch, hes a legend
May 17 2011 10:14PM
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Mr.Gaga
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Yes
YES
Yes

May 17 2011 10:18PM
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.AR6rider.
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Would he be...superunknown?






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May 17 2011 10:19PM
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klayer_9
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psssh
May 17 2011 10:27PM
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Chlamydia
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yes sir
May 18 2011 12:05AM
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Doug.
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He said chronological.. as in the ones that came out first. Then the newer ones.
May 18 2011 1:22AM
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Xanadoo
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got to start with the originals. otherwise theyll already know that vader is lukes father and i would absolutely never ruin that moment for my child. they deserve to have the full "i am your father" experience
May 18 2011 1:39AM
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TOUCHE
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the trash can behind an abortion clinic. right?
May 18 2011 2:23AM
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.AR6rider.
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Wow, you're a fucking idiot. The original Star Wars movies are episodes IV, V, and VI. The newer Star Wars movies are episodes I, II, and III. Chronologically would be showing them from newer to older, which would suck for anyone watching them, as they would have Star Wars fucking ruined for them. If I had it my way, I would have just left it with the original 3 (IV, V, VI) Episode I and II were pure fucking garbage. Ep. III was a slight redemption, but still no original.
May 18 2011 2:29AM
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.AR6rider.
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Ok, ok, I'm a little bit drunk. Chonologically would technically be older to newer, but if we're speaking strictly numbers here, I-III would come first. So, numerically? Basically, fuck chronology, and go for the true Star Wars first and then watch that bullshit they call I-III.
May 18 2011 2:47AM
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.AR6rider.
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...meaning I before VI. Fuck me I'm going to bed.
May 18 2011 2:48AM
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RudyGarmisch
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Only 4, 5 and 6, hopefully will continue the tradition in my family of the parents showing the kids these movies way too early in childhood, resulting in irrational fears of Yoda.

Yes, I'm going to start my kids on 181 Wrens, if they show promise I might let them move up to 191s.

Yes, I'll introduce them to NS, then ban them.
May 18 2011 2:52AM
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Doug.
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Im pretty sure he meant when they were made. So like 4-6 then 1-3. I guess it could get looked at either way.

Settle down homie I wasnt trying to anger you.
May 18 2011 2:59AM
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john.stossel
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fuck no
May 18 2011 3:03AM
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.AR6rider.
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hHahaha It's chill don't worry about t.
May 18 2011 3:03AM
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Doug.
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And to answer the thread

-Ill show them my copies of IV V VI on VHS. Then they can go watch the others if they feel the need.

-Yes

-Most likely
May 18 2011 3:03AM
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john.stossel
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what do u mean chronological
May 18 2011 3:04AM
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john.stossel
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im gonna raise my kids playing the same gaming systems i grew up on in order.
May 18 2011 3:09AM
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.AR6rider.
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http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0800240/


Ballinnnnn...
May 18 2011 3:09AM
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