Give this a go, Go ahead and Deactivate your account.
Your probably thinking "Brah I could just not look at facebook if i didnt want it" << Bitch you lyin
If you last:
-less than a day - Youz a facebook bitch
-1-3 days - Youz gotta realize that outside can be pretty cool
- 4 days to a week - You just wanna know what's going on
- week + - Youz got your feet sturdy on the ground, Good for you
Inb4 Yo man i don't even go on facebook
(well then why did you click the link)