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Hahahahaha reading between the lines...

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Huck_Norris
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That must be one tall curb! hahahahahahahahaha...

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May 17 2011 1:08PM
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.AR6rider.
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Hahaha I guess the Marines didn't like it when he stabbed one of them.
May 17 2011 1:13PM
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BMB
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uh, yeah...
May 17 2011 1:14PM
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jblaski
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hahaha, so awesome.
May 17 2011 1:23PM
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rigzz
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-two broken arms
-broken ankle
-broken leg
-several missing teeth
-possible broken ribs
-multiple contusions
-Assorted lacerations
-A broken nose
-Broken jaw

Slipped and fell off the curb? hahahaha!
May 17 2011 1:33PM
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vermontsteez
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hahahahha well according to the police report he got fuckkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkked uppppppppppppppp
May 17 2011 1:34PM
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eldridge
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not funny at all. Yes he deserved to be beaten somewhat for stabbing the guy but sounds to me like the marines are a lil anxious for some action and the toys for tots just wasnt doing it for them.
May 17 2011 1:34PM
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JamesR
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I agree. But the story is probably fake anyway.
May 17 2011 1:41PM
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derpina
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So much win.
May 17 2011 1:41PM
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TechnoPotamus
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that's one expensive computer
May 17 2011 1:42PM
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KevinK.
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Haha thats the best new paper article ive ever seen
May 17 2011 1:43PM
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comeatmebro
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lolololol
May 17 2011 1:44PM
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Huck_Norris
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Get the fuck out. 
May 17 2011 1:54PM
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jblaski
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Go fuck yourself.
May 17 2011 1:58PM
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DirtYStylE
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You go fuck yourself


The abuse of authority is not a laughing matter
May 17 2011 2:16PM
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eldridge
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judging by your icon id say your probably a meathead racist, but your entitled to your opinion just as much as me, so i wont be as much of a fuckface and tell you to leave.
May 17 2011 2:20PM
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Gmart
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hahahahahaha this is fucking epic, the police report is amazing he slipped off the curb after stabbing the marine. +k to you for posting this article
May 17 2011 2:35PM
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Anathema
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that made me chuckle.

you cant stab somebody and expect to not..........fall off a curb and sustain severe injuries as a result
May 17 2011 2:38PM
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bangarangmules
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hahahahaha what a curb
May 17 2011 2:42PM
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derbski
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Seriously, quit being such a little girl. I have seen people deserve and receive beatings for much less than stabbing a fucking marine. They were off duty and unarmed, if a cop was around he would have gotten shot. Take your balls out of your purse.
May 17 2011 2:43PM
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Mr.Turtle
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i loled hard, gotta watch out for those 8-foot curbs
May 17 2011 2:50PM
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eldridge
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he got much more than a beating. Ill agree (as i said in a post above) that the man deserved a beating, but it seems that he got much more than that, and since it happened in Georgia, id say theres a higher chance of these marines being racist. There is no humanity in nearly killing a man after he is already incapacitated. He is going to spend years behind bars, thats much more punishment than any beating could ever give. You knock him out, you wait for the cops to get there, you dont proceed to break nearly every bone in the mans body, give him multiple concussions, knock his teeth out, break his jaw and give him multiple lacerations.
May 17 2011 2:50PM
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Mr.Turtle
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true but the article didn't say what race the assailant was, did it?
i may have missed it, not sure
May 17 2011 2:57PM
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Nathn
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You're sterotyping the men from Georgia as being racist.

Also, you knock him out he goes to jail. He already had the nerve to stab someone who risks their life for him every day he's not going to learn much from two years in jail. Teach him not to fuck with someone ever again.

May 17 2011 2:59PM
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nkmo.
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His name is Tyrone Jackson. Snips is making sweeping generalizations that if you're named Tyrone, you're black, and if you're from Georgia, you're a racist.
May 17 2011 3:01PM
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eldridge
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Im not stereotyping anyone. I said there was a higher probability that they might have been racist, and you cant argue with that. He'll get a lot more than two years dude, probably more like 25 for attempted murder, and beating him like that wont teach him not to fuck with them, itll teach him next time bring a gun and the outcome will be different. Im in no way defending the guy, im just saying i dont find abuse of power and near death beatings funny. This kind of behavior by the police report is unacceptable. And if you think a near death beating will teach him more than losing a quarter of his life to jail, then youre ill informed.
May 17 2011 3:04PM
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Huck_Norris
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lolololol...  You officially could not be more wrong, congrats there Judgy McJudgensteins!   

Now get the fuck out. 

May 17 2011 3:06PM
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.frenchy
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Hahaha good! Don't stab a marine you fucking moron.
May 17 2011 3:06PM
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PASKIINGSUCKS
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Any fan of Edward Norton movies could tell ya those curbs can be mighty dangerous.
May 17 2011 3:07PM
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Huck_Norris
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You are TERRIBLE at this but man, is it ever fun to read. 

May 17 2011 3:13PM
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eldridge
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your name is DoWorkSon and your icon is a shirtless man with a stupid ass tribal tat, excuse me if i thought that meant you were a meathead.
May 17 2011 3:15PM
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Huck_Norris
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Well I must apologize for sneaking up on a speshul kid like that- my icon was in response to the rediculousness of the "my new tattoo" thread from a few weeks ago, it was meant to make fun of people who judge others based on preconcieved notions of body art...  So yeah, basically it was supposed to make weak minded people think I'm a meathead racist because to them that's what all people who have tattoos are- so while you're spouting out of your ass about who's racist, etc. you've actually revealed yourself to be a judgemental asshole on top of being a huge pussbag. 

Again, congrats.  You're really kicking ass today! 

May 17 2011 3:22PM
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eldridge
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please tell me how a beating which he would be fully recovered from in no more than 2 years is gonna teach him a lesson more than spending 25+ years in a 8X8 cell, being some big dudes bitch, eating shitty food, having no outside contact to anyone or anything.
May 17 2011 3:23PM
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eldridge
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i never called anyone a racist but you. I didnt judge you until you JUDGED my opinion by telling me to get the fuck out. you must be pretty weak minded to think to get so upset about someones opinion on the internet.
May 17 2011 3:27PM
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TechnoPotamus
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Concrete curbs ain't nothin to fuck wit


yeahhhh, wu tang, gangsters and shit.
May 17 2011 3:31PM
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Lord.Quasimoto
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It's funny because he was in such a desperate situation and had such a shity life!!! He thought that putting a laptop under his shirt was gunna make him better off!!! Then he got beaten to near death and now whatever shity life he had is gone!!! LOLLOLLOL!!! He didn't see that commin, what an idiot@!!! omg im laughing. (sarcasm)

May 17 2011 3:31PM
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Huck_Norris
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Who said I was upset?  I just told you to get the fuck out because you were being a bitch.  I do that.  No reason to start building vaj sandcastles over it.  Harden the fuck up, mate. 

May 17 2011 3:37PM
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eldridge
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dont preach your judgmental shit when youre fucking telling people to get out because their opinions are a little different. you contradicting fuck.
May 17 2011 3:43PM
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huge-go
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I doubt he's going to prison for 25 years. And in any case, put your self in the shoes of the marine. Someone runs out of a store with a stolen laptop in their coat, and then stab you in the back in an attempt to get away. You're not gonna be like, "oh, lets detain the man so the police can deal with him." You're gonna use the skills you were taught as a marine to fuck his shit up.
May 17 2011 3:51PM
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ECB
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Hahaha the police report never said if the guy fought back against the marines....

All you arguing over his beating, go stab a marine with a knife after stealing a laptop and see what happens, if you end up like this article, you really think the judge is gonna take your side, even if you are white? Come on....
May 17 2011 3:58PM
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Huck_Norris
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Lol...  ok man, whatever you say. 

Now get the fuck out. 

May 17 2011 4:02PM
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eldridge
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hell probably get attempted murder which is no joke. And im not saying that the guy should have been treated like royalty, im saying knock him out, detain him. Dont fucking almost kill the guy. And ECB im not saying the judge should take his side either, the only wrong doing (besides the criminal) was the severe beating of the man.
May 17 2011 4:05PM
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jblaski
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Well, I'm not going to argue you on the point you're trying to make, because you're clearly retarded. But I will enjoy pointing out all facts that you're clearly long on.

1) At no point did they name the race of any person involved in the confrontation. You can't claim any racism.
2) You just said every person in Georgia is racist? GTFO.
3) There's 206 bones in the adult body. Breaking [possibly] 5-6 is not "...nearly every bone in the man's body"
4) You can't get multiple concussions at the same time. Either you have a concussion or you don't.

Again, get the fuck out.
May 17 2011 4:06PM
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PASKIINGSUCKS
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not trying to be a prick but I believe the article says contusion not concussion. aka a bruise.
May 17 2011 4:09PM
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eldridge
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dude fuck you. I didnt say everyone in georgia was racist i said the probability that they are racist is higher given Georgias geographic location and history. I used something called exaggeration when describing his beating, look it up fuckface. I misread the police report as it says contusions not concussions. The dudes name is Tyrone Jackson, im guessing he may be black.
May 17 2011 4:11PM
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jblaski
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Oh, I'm aware. But the fool that I quoted used the phrase "multiple concussions" and I'm just calling out his lack of reading comprehension.
May 17 2011 4:11PM
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californiagrown
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oh my god that is hilarious. the marines that i know, even some of the officers would do the exact same thing. The enlisted marines are soooooooooo down to fuck shit up, so when this opportunity presented itself, im sure they had an absolute field day.


wrong place and time to steal and stab.
May 17 2011 4:23PM
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PASKIINGSUCKS
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http://www.snopes.com/politics/military/stabbedmarine.asp


Booooo
May 17 2011 4:24PM
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Phil-X-
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you guys are all fucking idiots, the article clearly says he got those injurys from falling off the curb, the marines didnt beat him up... morans.
































































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May 17 2011 4:31PM
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PASKIINGSUCKS
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http://chronicle.augusta.com/news/crime-courts/2010-11-26/shoplifting-suspect-stabs-marine

real article

Oh look, the power hungry marines did actually just hold him down til authorities got there.
May 17 2011 4:31PM
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Mr.Turtle
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and he was black! suspicion confirmed
May 17 2011 4:33PM
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