Member of the Month

KilaTsunami
October, 2024

Online

Welcome to the Newschoolers forums! You may read the forums as a guest, however you must be a registered member to post. Register to become a member today!

i looked at the wrong skin head.

profile picture
IrishDrink87
Posts: 1568 - Karma: 17
Im more than positive there are going to be a lot of lame comments like, 'oh, i dont blame em, haha' and gay shit like that, but heres my story:

I was in the car with my bfs old roommate and my bfs little sister. If you couldnt guess, Im white, have blonde hair and blue eyes. they were taking me home around 1am, and to get to the freeway, there is this main road we have to take that is about 7 miles long from where we left. whatever about that though. so were in the car, and this brand new gorgeous, totally tricked out car pulls up next to us. i look over (and im sure everyone looks over at stoplights, dont know why, but people do it.) and i see these 2 guys sitting in the car, totally shaved heads, beaters on and everything. MY WINDOW WAS UP and i just glanced at them and turned to dans friend and was like, 'ive never seen more burly skin heads in my entire life.' the light turns green and we go but are stopped at another light. i can see in my peripheral vision that they are looking at me, and to be honest, im about to piss myself. i glance again (cause im retarded) and the guy in the passenger seat points a gun at me and motions as if hes going to shoot me.

dans sister saw that (shes got darker skin, but the back windows were tinted, so i know they didnt see her) and she was like, holy fucking shit kelly. Chris (driver) has no idea what happened till he looks over and sees this guy do it again. chris motions for the other guys to pull their car over, so they do and chris parks next to them.

chris tell me and dans sister to get down and he rolls my window down. hes like, 'hey! whats your fucking problem!? SHES WHITE YOU FUCKER!' i could not believe he actually did what he did after he said that. he pulled out a knife from the glove compartment, throws it at their tires and i hear a 'poof' and chris if fucking flying out of there.

i then went a little pee pee in my panties.





I dont want a large Farva!

'if the president is anything like you, atlantaski, i hope someone smacks him with a golf club and shits in his mouth.' CrystalNeedsSomething...
Jul 26 2004 1:53AM
0 0
profile picture
J.D.
Posts: 21362 - Karma: 5,142
Yeah, I call complete bullshit on the knife thing. I would've driven away reaaaally fast. Kinda reminds me of a friend of mine, who went on vacation to LA. Totally white guy, but when he gets there, he picks up his rental car: brand new red caddilac convertible. Couple days later, he makes the dumbass move of going somewhere at like 1 am in some strange part of town (I dunno where, I know nothing about LA). Anyways, a car pulls up beside him, a convertible, with 5 guys in it, all black, and 2 are holding guns. They're all wearing some gang symbols, and looking at him. One of them goes, 'Hey! Who you representin', Bloods or Crypts?'' An awkward silence ensues. He hits the gas, speeds off at like 100mph for god knows how long until he's able to find a police station, where he stays until 8am the next morning out of sheer terror. The next day he gets on a plane and comes back.

------------
In a haze
A stormy haze
I’ll be around
I’ll be loving you
Always
Always

Here I am
And I’ll take my time
Here I am
And I’ll wait in line
Always
Always...
Jul 26 2004 2:00AM
0 0
profile picture
Ice-Is-Scary
Posts: 0 - Karma: 87
thats why you should always carry a flamethrower with you WHEREVER you go I mean whos gonna fuck with someone who gets outa their car with a flamethrower


God is an American.
Jul 26 2004 2:02AM
0 0
profile picture
CHARLES.BRONSON
Posts: 3123 - Karma: 229
good luck popping a tire by throwing a knife at it
Jul 26 2004 2:02AM
0 0
profile picture
SchweitzerSki
Posts: 4479 - Karma: 11
those are some freaky stories you all tell. i love washington. there's only harmless bums and wannabe gangsters. oh and some serial killers and ricin makers. there's lots of skin heads in my neighbor idaho i hear. but they have schweitzer so it's ok
yay skiing is happy
Jul 26 2004 2:05AM
0 0
profile picture
IrishDrink87
Posts: 1568 - Karma: 17
lol, i never said you had to believe me. and it wasnt like a fucking pocket knife or anything you retard





I dont want a large Farva!

'if the president is anything like you, atlantaski, i hope someone smacks him with a golf club and shits in his mouth.' CrystalNeedsSomething...
Jul 26 2004 2:05AM
0 0
profile picture
CHARLES.BRONSON
Posts: 3123 - Karma: 229
are you saying you made it up? and good luck popping a car tire with any kind of thrown knife unless this dude is really extremely good with throwing knives
Jul 26 2004 2:10AM
0 0
profile picture
skierdudeguy
Posts: 6574 - Karma: 81
haha, black people are funny!
------------------------------------------------------------
yes.. i once found my freind on acid under a blanket and wearing a loin cloth made out of bannna peels
hoodratz47
Jul 26 2004 2:12AM
0 0
profile picture
trevorwoulddoit
Posts: 6153 - Karma: 199
That's wack. And Jd, I'd be just as scared as that guy. Those guys were thinkin, some fool aas white boy lost in our hood. Let's mess with his mind. Whichever side he would have taken would've got him messed. By the way, isn't it Crips not crypts? Not that gang knowledge is either of strong suits. But on this sight we seem to have a lot of em so we'll see..



Warning: If you are reading this then this warning is for you. Every word you read of this useless fine print is another second off your life. Don't you have other things to do? Is your life so empty that you honestly can't think of a better way to spend these moments? Or are you so impressed with authority that you give respect and credence to all who claim it? Do you read everything you're supposed to read? Do you think everything you're supposed to think? Buy what you're told you should want? Get out of your apartment. Meet a member of the opposite sex (or same sex if you prefer). Stop the excessive shopping and masturbation. Quit your job. Start a fight. Prove you're alive. If you don't claim your humanity you will become a statistic.
You have been warned…
Jul 26 2004 2:16AM
0 0
profile picture
IrishDrink87
Posts: 1568 - Karma: 17
i left my diagram in the pictures section.





I dont want a large Farva!

'if the president is anything like you, atlantaski, i hope someone smacks him with a golf club and shits in his mouth.' CrystalNeedsSomething...

BUM LOVING FOR LIFE!
Jul 26 2004 2:21AM
0 0
profile picture
skierdudeguy
Posts: 6574 - Karma: 81
nah man, its crypts
------------------------------------------------------------
yes.. i once found my freind on acid under a blanket and wearing a loin cloth made out of bannna peels
hoodratz47
Jul 26 2004 2:22AM
0 0
profile picture
trevorwoulddoit
Posts: 6153 - Karma: 199
Nope. I did some research. Just google it.



Warning: If you are reading this then this warning is for you. Every word you read of this useless fine print is another second off your life. Don't you have other things to do? Is your life so empty that you honestly can't think of a better way to spend these moments? Or are you so impressed with authority that you give respect and credence to all who claim it? Do you read everything you're supposed to read? Do you think everything you're supposed to think? Buy what you're told you should want? Get out of your apartment. Meet a member of the opposite sex (or same sex if you prefer). Stop the excessive shopping and masturbation. Quit your job. Start a fight. Prove you're alive. If you don't claim your humanity you will become a statistic.
You have been warned…
Jul 26 2004 2:27AM
0 0
profile picture
IrishDrink87
Posts: 1568 - Karma: 17
LMAO! what a fag, you actually looked it up in google? what the fuck would you search for that you homo? hahahahahahahahahaha, thank you, you offically made my night





I dont want a large Farva!

'if the president is anything like you, atlantaski, i hope someone smacks him with a golf club and shits in his mouth.' CrystalNeedsSomething...

BUM LOVING FOR LIFE!
Jul 26 2004 2:30AM
0 0
profile picture
Bob_Loblaw
Posts: 8384 - Karma: 38
it doesnt take much effort to look it up on google. and he was curious. how does that make him a fag?
----------------------
i get to go see an almond borthers concert on the 4th, cant wait - brentharlen


Jul 26 2004 2:37AM
0 0
profile picture
trevorwoulddoit
Posts: 6153 - Karma: 199
^He said it for me.



Warning: If you are reading this then this warning is for you. Every word you read of this useless fine print is another second off your life. Don't you have other things to do? Is your life so empty that you honestly can't think of a better way to spend these moments? Or are you so impressed with authority that you give respect and credence to all who claim it? Do you read everything you're supposed to read? Do you think everything you're supposed to think? Buy what you're told you should want? Get out of your apartment. Meet a member of the opposite sex (or same sex if you prefer). Stop the excessive shopping and masturbation. Quit your job. Start a fight. Prove you're alive. If you don't claim your humanity you will become a statistic.
You have been warned…
Jul 26 2004 2:46AM
0 0
profile picture
CHARLES.BRONSON
Posts: 3123 - Karma: 229
Irishdrink, were you at the beach today? get the sand out of your vagina
Jul 26 2004 2:47AM
0 0
profile picture
QuickFlash7
Posts: 718 - Karma: 10
skishore, just because you couldntr find your monistat 7 this morning doesnt mean you have to be a little bitch



dont worry about what i can or cant do, worry about what you cant do to me
Jul 26 2004 7:57AM
0 0
profile picture
homestead
Posts: 2493 - Karma: 11
damn, i wouldve pissed my pants if some black guy pulled a gun on me

Save Sugar Loaf! It's our resort, not just real estate

Detroit Pistons 2004 NBA Champs
Jul 26 2004 8:11AM
0 0
profile picture
skipimp_
Posts: 5700 - Karma: 113
heh, that was me. we drank absinth, throught it was halloween, shaved our heads, and drove around pulling a gun on hot girls so theèd sleep with us.....and it worked!





“Chaos often breeds life, when order breeds habit�

Activism without chaos? or Chaos without activism?


'The problem with today's youth is not that our fathers don't believe in us, but that we do not believe in our fathers.' - Me.
Jul 26 2004 9:03AM
0 0
profile picture
hoodratz47
Posts: 12020 - Karma: 9,475
PENIS PENISH PENISH


RRRRRAAAAZZZZMAAATAAAAZZZ
Matty Jeronimo: maybe he will give us magic fairy dust
Matty Jeronimo: skiing fairy dust of course
Jul 26 2004 9:54AM
0 0
profile picture
P-JO
Posts: 6853 - Karma: 75
Why wouldn't that skinhead just cap your cracker ass?? He had a gun??

'Chris' if he even exists must be good at throwing knives out car windows because tires are thick.




patj
Jul 26 2004 10:20AM
0 0
profile picture
Ahmets_Brother
Posts: 20283 - Karma: 5,931
fckin skinheads


dont go to new york. all it has to offer is i love ny stickers
member 9020
newbies are our future unless if we stop them now!
'dont fuck with me cause the last person that fucked with me....well they lived a pretty normal life'- misty7
Jul 26 2004 10:32AM
0 0
profile picture
LittleDevil720
Posts: 3719 - Karma: 8
haha thats pretty fucked up, dont know bout the knive part, but the resrt sounds real

Jul 26 2004 11:32AM
0 0
profile picture
GeneralButtNaked
Posts: 7854 - Karma: 89
there is no way that a knife thrown at the tire punctures the rubber, unless your runnin fuckin bike tires on that ride. I have tried before to slash a tire and it just wasnt happening.





i was going to go for a quad daffy but i was like, why huck? -mommy
Jul 26 2004 11:43AM
0 0
profile picture
moe
Posts: 611 - Karma: 14
its impossible to pop a tire by throwing a knife. i work at a shop, tires are fucking strong. and poeple point guns at people all the time to scare poeple, big fuckin deal, noone ever gets shot. my buddy has a replica baretta pellet gun that looks 100% real and points it at everyone, noone gives a shit.


Moe
-
Drunk.Drivers.Against.Mothers.
-
613
Jul 26 2004 11:58AM
0 0
profile picture
wazzucrewskier
Posts: 2269 - Karma: 151
in your description you say this car was tricked out, so does that mean it had large rims, because if it did that means that it had low profile tires, which are much stronger than a regular tire. but then again it is still beleivable because then all you who dont think it would work HOW DO YOU GET FLAT TIRES? it is usually a small nail which is nowhere near as strong as a knife.

'If she floats than she is not
A witch like we had thought'
'Like most babies smell like butter
his smell smelled like no other'
'She'll come back as fire, to burn all the liars,
And leave a blanket of ash on the ground.' - Kurt Cobain
Jul 26 2004 1:19PM
0 0
profile picture
ThisAngelicRage
Posts: 8681 - Karma: 54
a friend of mine was almost beaten to death by skin heads. walking along the street in montreal, not looking at the skinheads because he knows better and they flipped out and beat him with bats, smashed bottles over his head. to make things better he was in montreal so he had nowheres to go, but he ended up okay.





-Lauren


Lauren and Ella: together changing teenaged boys lives since 2001.

THE FIST OF FURY
Fistin' Mad Bitches!

This is one voice not to forget:
'Fight every fight like you can win;
An iron-fisted champion,
An iron-willed fuck up.'

Skiing's not a sport, it's a lifestyle.
Jul 26 2004 1:28PM
0 0
profile picture
J.D.
Posts: 21362 - Karma: 5,142
Epollard, basic principles of physics here.
1. point of nail=smaller surface in contact with car than blade of knife, therefore, any force applied to the nail is concentrated in one spot. Unless said knife hit dead-on point first, in which case they'd be about the same.
2. Force of car down on nail is greater than force at which knife was thrown, unless you're some kind of inhuman superbeing.

I could try all day and not pop a tire by throwing a knife at it.

------------
In a haze
A stormy haze
I’ll be around
I’ll be loving you
Always
Always

Here I am
And I’ll take my time
Here I am
And I’ll wait in line
Always
Always...
Jul 26 2004 1:32PM
0 0
profile picture
P-JO
Posts: 6853 - Karma: 75
If it was a throwing knife and he was good at it, I would believe it. But chances are it was just a big 7 inch blade knife he never practiced throwing.




patj
Jul 26 2004 1:38PM
0 0
profile picture
Jib_This
Posts: 8272 - Karma: 9
Who stops when a car full of 'skin heads' tells them to? Step on the fucking gas.



Freezy deletes all my posts because he doesn't like me, so I suggest you message him to make him stop.
Jul 26 2004 1:41PM
0 0
profile picture
skierdudeguy
Posts: 6574 - Karma: 81
jd thank you, i was just about to have to explain that to him.
------------------------------------------------------------
yes.. i once found my freind on acid under a blanket and wearing a loin cloth made out of bannna peels
hoodratz47
Jul 26 2004 2:00PM
0 0
profile picture
hoodratz47
Posts: 12020 - Karma: 9,475
irsih pisssed herslefHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAtoilet got horney


RRRRRAAAAZZZZMAAATAAAAZZZ
Matty Jeronimo: maybe he will give us magic fairy dust
Matty Jeronimo: skiing fairy dust of course
Jul 26 2004 2:07PM
0 0
profile picture
skibrdingbitch
Posts: 3990 - Karma: 20
even i have had a gun held to my head before... not a big deal


And it makes me see, every puff that I breathe, potent herbs and leaves could ease the world . . .
So, We roll and smoke and choke and- pass and toke and hand it back to ya.
Jul 26 2004 2:46PM
0 0
profile picture
GeneralButtNaked
Posts: 7854 - Karma: 89
^ a squirt gun? liar.





i was going to go for a quad daffy but i was like, why huck? -mommy
Jul 26 2004 2:50PM
0 0
profile picture
thejackamo
Posts: 1785 - Karma: 11
knife throwing it hard. doing it through a window with a person sitting with there to your right and aiming at a tire presumably 6-10 feet away that only has about 2 square feet of hittable surface (yes, i know hittable isn't a word)... it's not impossible, but it would take a shitload of practice, and even then i don't think you'd be able to do it right off the bat. shooting the tire would be a whole hell of a lot easier...


_____________________
i curse your pubes with the fleas of a thousand camels
Jul 26 2004 2:57PM
0 0
profile picture
KingShit
Posts: 4483 - Karma: 7
Translation ^: YOUR FULL OF SHIT



-People say marijuana ruins your life, I just say I take the scenic route-
Jul 26 2004 2:58PM
0 0
profile picture
skierdudeguy
Posts: 6574 - Karma: 81
izzacly
------------------------------------------------------------
yes.. i once found my freind on acid under a blanket and wearing a loin cloth made out of bannna peels
hoodratz47
Jul 26 2004 3:22PM
0 0
profile picture
skierdudeguy
Posts: 6574 - Karma: 81
so....
------------------------------------------------------------
yes.. i once found my freind on acid under a blanket and wearing a loin cloth made out of bannna peels
hoodratz47
Jul 26 2004 3:23PM
0 0
profile picture
skierdudeguy
Posts: 6574 - Karma: 81
IRISH
------------------------------------------------------------
yes.. i once found my freind on acid under a blanket and wearing a loin cloth made out of bannna peels
hoodratz47
Jul 26 2004 3:23PM
0 0
profile picture
skierdudeguy
Posts: 6574 - Karma: 81
GOT
------------------------------------------------------------
yes.. i once found my freind on acid under a blanket and wearing a loin cloth made out of bannna peels
hoodratz47
Jul 26 2004 3:23PM
0 0
profile picture
skierdudeguy
Posts: 6574 - Karma: 81
TOLD!!!!!
------------------------------------------------------------
yes.. i once found my freind on acid under a blanket and wearing a loin cloth made out of bannna peels
hoodratz47
Jul 26 2004 3:23PM
0 0
profile picture
DynastarriderGP
Posts: 8258 - Karma: 214
did he ever return no he never returned and his fate is stil unheard oi oi oi he may ride forever in the streets of Boston he's the skinhead who'll never return.



Check out the trailer to Minor Threat. It features the best skiers from all over New York State (It's under the edits/shorts section or in Huckfest900's profile)



Peter: When you go on a cruise you need to build up a base tan.
Chris: But I heard that in tanning booths you can get something called Melenoma
Peter: Don't worry son that's just fancy talk for sexified.



Member 957,647,789,468,952,001,657
Jul 26 2004 3:32PM
0 0
profile picture
404404
Posts: 11358 - Karma: 21,034
No the tire thing CAN work. They are next to each other so that means they can be like 3 feet apart, now he the person reaches out side that makes him 2 feet from the tire. So i guess i might be possbile for the kinfe to it
Member Number 10102
Jul 26 2004 3:47PM
0 0
profile picture
221
Posts: 3488 - Karma: 11
I want everyone to try this. Get whatever knife you want. Walk up to any tire you want (dont worry about pissing anyone off cuz you wont do shit anyway) Try to stuff the knife into the tire. When the knife harmlessly glances off the tire and jams into your leg, come back and post about how stupid you are and how many stitches it took to close up your leg.

----------------------
'Dude, check out this nasty gouge.'
'Your mom has a nasty gouge.'

'221 is fucking hilarious'
~221
Jul 26 2004 4:09PM
0 0
profile picture
skierdudeguy
Posts: 6574 - Karma: 81
fuck, 13
------------------------------------------------------------
yes.. i once found my freind on acid under a blanket and wearing a loin cloth made out of bannna peels
hoodratz47
Jul 26 2004 4:13PM
0 0
profile picture
GeneralButtNaked
Posts: 7854 - Karma: 89
seriously a knife will bounce off a tire.





i was going to go for a quad daffy but i was like, why huck? -mommy
Jul 26 2004 4:27PM
0 0
profile picture
brody
Posts: 1452 - Karma: 12
unless it was HATTORI HANZO japanese STEEL




-------------------

Gory,Gory, What a Helluva way to die
With a bayonet up yer ass
And a bullet in your eye
Jul 26 2004 5:02PM
0 0
profile picture
CHARLES.BRONSON
Posts: 3123 - Karma: 229
theres not enough weight or inertia behind a flying knife for it to puncture the tire.
Jul 26 2004 5:15PM
0 0
profile picture
rhcp
Posts: 2598 - Karma: 18

-----------------------------------------------

'I am so smart, I am so smart. S-M-R-T, wait no, S-M-A-R-T!'
Jul 26 2004 5:45PM
0 0
profile picture
soup
Posts: 6343 - Karma: 4,415
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA u pissed ur pants!!


HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
___________________

ARMADAS ARE THE BEST SKI!!!BUY THEM
Jul 26 2004 5:54PM
0 0
profile picture
Itsbackfliptime
Posts: 18901 - Karma: 75
we've established that the tire didn't pop. Now let's try and prove that the gun doesnt actually exist.

Mac 'n' Steeze Movie
Mac 'n' Steeze Trailer
Jul 26 2004 6:06PM
0 0
All times are Eastern (-5)