What is your Most Interesting Story.

cool story hansel

I laughed

this one time i was in a park and saw two guys kissing, that was the gayest thing i saw until this thread.

i conquered, i saw, i came

one time this bitch was sleeping on my friends bunk bed, up top. And she was so drunk that she couldnt walk to the bathroom, so she pissed off the top of the bunk. lulz.

One time I bought a 1L bottle of Dr. Pepper

Alright ill type one out.
So at our local BK there is this wicked creepy old lady named brenda. She is always walking around cleaning and mumuring to herself. Anyways one day me and some frriends had just ordered our food as brenda got off of her shift. We watched her walk out side and stand there looking around for a few minuites. A few minuites in a couple of late twenites nerdy type guys with glasses and a red mustang pull in go order food then go eat it in their car. This whole time brenda is watching them. So after theyve been eating for a minuite or two we see brenda walk over to the two men and they start talking. We were inside so couldnt hear the details of the convorsation but about 10 minutes later she got in their car and they drove away. Weirdest thing i've ever seen

Sparknotes Creepy old BK lady hitches ride with a couple twenty year olds with a mustang.

drank a few cups of 4loko mixed with everclear...long story short i woke up the next morning with blood everywhere, splattered on the walls, on my floor, and on my bed. a solid 2L worth and i didnt have a cut on me.


to this day, i still havnt found out how that happened. we did fill in some blanks, but we still have no idea what or who i killed or maimed.