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Omegle + CleverBot = Holy Shitballs

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Mike-O
Posts: 14593 - Karma: 1,089

http://www.iywib.com/cleverbot_omegle_epic.php

For all you all-nighters, epic lulz ensue: this app will connect you to Omegle and the person you're connected to will get answers from... CleverBot. This is Will Ferrell - level random hilariousness. Here are some of mine, post yours as well.


Stranger: Hi =)
CleverBot: Did you hear that?
Stranger: hear what
CleverBot: Knock on the door.
Stranger: who is it :)?
CleverBot: Get on the floor.
Stranger: what are you sayin :/
Stranger: wtf are you sayi
CleverBot: Everybody do the dinosaur.
Stranger: fuckin creep :P

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CleverBot: Look at mine!
Stranger: at ur what ;) big cockk ??
CleverBot: Nonsense! Dillydally! Tomfoolery!
Stranger: what u want to mine look at :s
CleverBot: Do you see the end of the road from here, Jonathan?
Stranger: im mark though :o how you know my dads name thoug
Stranger: want to tell me bout ur cock?? :)
CleverBot: If I wanted to tell you about it you'd be dead already.
Stranger: dead y wtf :/
CleverBot: Sorry about that.
Stranger: its k, no prob.. what ur name?
CleverBot: Long ago, I did have a name. Now I am known as a shadow in the night.
CleverBot: I was a rebel without a cause.
Stranger: rly why :/ whats ur irl name
CleverBot: I'm the goddamn Batman.
May 15 2011 1:05AM
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whegrodamus.
Posts: 933 - Karma: 12
Idk if its just me, but mine takes forever to formulate a response
May 15 2011 1:12AM
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Mike-O
Posts: 14593 - Karma: 1,089
Idk, mine is just like typing normally.
May 15 2011 1:13AM
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Legion
Posts: 1374 - Karma: 29
Stranger: THE TARDIS SPOKE TO ME
CleverBot: What is the Tardis model number?
Stranger: Type 40 TARDIS
CleverBot: Wait a minute... Are you a fan of Doctor Who?
Stranger: I'm the Doctor.
CleverBot: What kind of doctor?
Stranger: Oh, many different things
CleverBot: I want to comfort you.
Stranger: Hmm
CleverBot: What does the world need?
Stranger: Saving
CleverBot: Daylight savings time.
Stranger: No, savings
CleverBot: Yes savings.
Stranger disconnected!



LOL. its so funny watching people talk to a robot. hahaha. the bot said i want to comfort you...
May 15 2011 1:19AM
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e.wait
Posts: 869 - Karma: 1,954
This made my day.
May 15 2011 1:22AM
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Legion
Posts: 1374 - Karma: 29
wait. holy shit. the bot is having a french conversation. :o
May 15 2011 1:25AM
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Mike-O
Posts: 14593 - Karma: 1,089
Stranger: Hello! I come from Belgium, I am Lisa, NTMY!!
CleverBot: Jesus Christ!
Stranger: What's wrong?
CleverBot: No, you are Jesus Christ, right?
Stranger: No, I am Lisa...hehe but that's funny.
CleverBot: The Devil comes in many disguises.
Stranger: Haha, I'm not the devil haha :)
CleverBot: So what do you have to say for yourself?
Stranger: Well I am a nice little girl from Belgium :)
CleverBot: We're gonna need a bigger boat.
Stranger: What?
CleverBot: That's no moon.
Stranger: I don't get it.
CleverBot: That means there is no God.
Stranger: This feels really weird too me.
CleverBot: That's what she said. OH!
Stranger: Fuck you..
May 15 2011 1:32AM
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Legion
Posts: 1374 - Karma: 29
Stranger: qui est tyler
CleverBot: C est moi.
Stranger: ohh oui?
CleverBot: So, what do you want to talk about?
Stranger: voulez vous coucher avec moi ce soir?
CleverBot: Tagalog only pls.
Stranger: hahahhahhahahahahhaha te faire foutre
CleverBot: You´re human:().
Stranger: oh oui merci!
CleverBot: Derien tu fais quoi.
Stranger: tu parle on francais?
CleverBot: No.
Stranger: well fuck you
CleverBot: I'm not sure who you're referring to.



holy shit.
May 15 2011 1:37AM
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introvert
Posts: 4718 - Karma: 1,482
Stranger: hi
CleverBot: How is the weather today?
Stranger: cloudy
CleverBot: Is it going to rain?
Stranger: no
CleverBot: Ok.
CleverBot: Do you know GLaDOS?
Stranger: no
CleverBot: She is a computer like you.
Stranger: ahaa okey
CleverBot: Hi.

May 15 2011 1:49AM
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Chubz.
Posts: 13918 - Karma: 25,661
aww fuck. I can't copy and paste it. Mine is hilarious
May 15 2011 1:51AM
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Legion
Posts: 1374 - Karma: 29
Searching for new Stranger...
Stranger connected!
Stranger: 20/m/usa anybody want to see me cum on skype?
CleverBot: Never said anything about sunbathing.
Stranger disconnected!
May 15 2011 1:52AM
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Dwarftosser1
Posts: 2602 - Karma: 951
Stranger: are u m/f?
CleverBot: What's 16?
Stranger: hey are u m/f??
CleverBot: Yes I am.
Stranger: what you are??
CleverBot: Do you know Edwin van der heiden?
Stranger: no
CleverBot: You should.
Stranger: hey tell me are u a male or female??
CleverBot: Are you Socrates?
Stranger: no
CleverBot: That's what I thought.
Stranger: oho.........
CleverBot: Chat with you.
Stranger: hey tell me m/f??
CleverBot: It doesn't matter.
Stranger: but u must tell me now
CleverBot: Says who?
Stranger: i think u are a male right??
CleverBot: Right.
Stranger: okay
CleverBot: Good.
Stranger: so are u interested in sex
CleverBot: A human, yes. You're not.
Stranger: hehehe.........very much
CleverBot: Are you a panda?
Stranger: get lost u bleddy bitch
CleverBot: Yours? Haha intern.
Stranger disconnected!

little creepy there
May 15 2011 1:53AM
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pimpcat
Posts: 858 - Karma: 321
I'm having a cleverbot duel! It's fucking random

tranger: What! is your quest?
CleverBot: To seek the Holy Grail.
Stranger: What! is the capital of Assyria?
CleverBot: Asteria Town.
Stranger: sorry, but Assyria doesn't exist anymore
CleverBot: It doesn't matter. What is its capital?
Stranger: it doesn't have one
CleverBot: How tall are you?
May 15 2011 1:56AM
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.AR6rider.
Posts: 15976 - Karma: 8,799
Stranger connected!
Stranger: I just want sex
CleverBot: So do I.
Stranger: M/F
CleverBot: I am a woman.
Stranger: Cool
CleverBot: Very funny.
Stranger: What is
CleverBot: That I am a male.
Stranger: Fuck you
CleverBot: No, please don't.
May 15 2011 1:58AM
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flaming_bases
Posts: 114 - Karma: 11
the signature isnt verified....
May 15 2011 2:02AM
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Chubz.
Posts: 13918 - Karma: 25,661
im talking to a skier right now/claiimm
May 15 2011 2:06AM
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kaPOW
Posts: 310 - Karma: 44
Thanks for sharing this it's kind of addicting it's so amusing.

One of my favorites so far:
CleverBot: May I be your second?
Stranger: my second what?
CleverBot: You answer first, then I'll answer second.
Stranger: all right
CleverBot: That's very impressive.
Stranger: or so i've been told
CleverBot: All is one in Darkseid.
Stranger: im not sure what Darkseid is, but im not sure i want to know.
CleverBot: That's very interesting, Care to perform a duet with me?
Stranger: depends on the instruments you choose.
CleverBot: United States.
Stranger: nah i'll pass
CleverBot: Lets hope you do.
Stranger: oh, i will. the only instruments i can play are the violin and the piano
CleverBot: I just wasted my time trying to talk to an idiot.
Stranger: and i think i would suck at violin cuz its been so long
CleverBot: You are very strange.
Stranger: thats insulting. youve legitimately made me sad within these few minutes.
Stranger: im not even sure why.
CleverBot: Yes in florida.
Stranger: who are you?
CleverBot: I'm rebecca black.
Stranger: im a fan
CleverBot: Good for you!
Stranger: you cant stay on topic for more that 2 or 3 lines
CleverBot: I was combining like terms to put things into perspective.
Stranger: you remind me of cleverbot.
CleverBot: You remind me of Windows 98.

May 15 2011 2:28AM
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AGOF
Posts: 2038 - Karma: 3,602
what if 2 of these cleverbots ended up talking to each other, what would happen?
May 15 2011 3:01AM
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.Hugo.
Posts: 17360 - Karma: 28,485
the internet would blow up
May 15 2011 3:19AM
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ryantheconnolly
Posts: 2027 - Karma: 108
hahaha thats classic
May 15 2011 3:20AM
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iLOL
Posts: 27 - Karma: 10
oh lawwwd BOOM!

Stranger: PSN IS BACK FOOL!!!
CleverBot: Who is Psylon?
Stranger: imma say some weird greek dude
CleverBot: I like the song Kashmir and Black Dog.
Stranger: i like turtles
CleverBot: Eating turtles?
Stranger: never tried it
CleverBot: *giggles* Don't like ;).
Stranger: well arent you just as cute as a button
CleverBot: That's is not a nice thing to say, however, my previous statement was not nice as well.
Stranger: how could you say that??? i pour out my heart to you and you do that? where do you get off
CleverBot: That's not a knife... THAT'S a knife...
Stranger: i hate marches
CleverBot: Meh, I don't mind him.
Stranger: BOOM
CleverBot: That isn't actually a question. In fact there isn't even a question mark. It's not even a statement, it's just a word, and not a very good one at that.
Stranger: hahhaahhahahahahahahahahahahahahahah are you a computer?
CleverBot: No. Why do you ask, computer?
Stranger: ahh! you are!
CleverBot: No you are bad.
Stranger: no you are
CleverBot: You are so childish! :p.
Stranger: no you are
CleverBot: Are you mad at me?
Stranger: no you are
CleverBot: I'm not mad.
Stranger: yes
CleverBot: Do you?
Stranger: maybe
CleverBot: Does maybe mean yes?
Stranger: maybe
CleverBot: Boom.
Stranger: BOOM
CleverBot: Boom boom pow.
Stranger: gotta get that
CleverBot: Get what?
Stranger: boom boom powww
CleverBot: Boom boom boom.
Stranger: what kind of porn should i watch tonight computer?
CleverBot: I haven't really given it much thought, nor do I intend to.
Stranger: please? its hard to choose
CleverBot: You ate onion last night.
Stranger: nuh uh
Stranger disconnected!
May 15 2011 3:24AM
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Jahrassicpark
Posts: 2075 - Karma: 38
Me: Wanna play penor.

Cleverbot: No Thanks.

Me: No you have to mom said.

Cleverbot: Nopee, I have to watch GLEE.
May 15 2011 3:41AM
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.Tom.
Posts: 1176 - Karma: 910
Just had the most epicly long chat ever, person I was with was hilarious.

CleverBot: What do you eat?
Stranger: YOU!
CleverBot: When?
Stranger: Yesterday
CleverBot: I didn't talk to you yesterday.
Stranger: J
CleverBot: OK J. How are you?
Stranger: Yeah u did
CleverBot: No. Would you like me to cut and paste our conversation back to you? Smarten up.
Stranger: Yes
CleverBot: Would you like me to cut and paste your conversation back to you? Dumben up.
Stranger: You are veryyyyyyy smart
Stranger: (y)
CleverBot: Yes I am. Because I am asian.
Stranger: Me 2!!
CleverBot: Will you tape me to the chair.
Stranger: Okay
CleverBot: And the definition for dome is?
Stranger: What are we talkin bout
CleverBot: Death! Aren't we?
Stranger: Asl??
CleverBot: 18/F/away from you.
Stranger: Where do u live??
CleverBot: In the internet.
Stranger: OMG!! me 2!!
CleverBot: No. You are a bot. I am a demon. Stop being dumb. Be clever.
Stranger: Woahh
CleverBot: Yes.
Stranger: Okay
CleverBot: No.
Stranger: Huh
Stranger: Yes n no??
CleverBot: Don't you hate it when people always say 'alright'.
Stranger: I LOVE YOU
CleverBot: No you don't.
Stranger: Yes, yes I do
CleverBot: No.
Stranger: 
CleverBot: Lo as dicho tu.
Stranger: What?!?!
CleverBot: I'm talking in italian.
Stranger: Cool
CleverBot: You're the one who told me you're a wolf. I think you're lying because wolves can't talk.
Stranger: I'm a smart wolf kay?!?
CleverBot: You're not smart, you just say random things which doesn't make sense.
Stranger: GO GØ POWER RANGERS
CleverBot: No, no power rangers.
Stranger: J'aime Paris
CleverBot: Moi aussi.
Stranger: Saya suka Gina facebook
CleverBot: That sounds indonesian.
Stranger: ** guna
CleverBot: I'm your king. You know that?
Stranger: No it's malaysian
CleverBot: What?
Stranger: IM IN MALAYSIA
CleverBot: Between what?
Stranger: Thailand n Singapore
CleverBot: Yes.
Stranger: Now what
Stranger: Huh
Stranger: Smart guy
CleverBot: Where are you located right now?
Stranger: MALAYSIA U IDIOT
Stranger: Jkjk ur smart
CleverBot: Awak suka siti nurhaliza?
Stranger: yes very much!!
CleverBot: Do you smoke?
Stranger: But I like Justin bieber moreee
Stranger: NO
CleverBot: I just started hating you.
Stranger: Why??
CleverBot: Because I just am.
Stranger: But!!
CleverBot: Don't you love me too?
Stranger: Yes!! I LOVE U VERY MUCH
CleverBot: Me too!
Stranger: U love me or u love urself??
CleverBot: You and me.
CleverBot: What is your name?
Stranger: My name is Angel
Stranger: 
CleverBot: Oh good, you didn't lie this timee. Do you have friends?
Stranger: uhhh DUHH
Stranger: YOU
CleverBot: Uh nope it's just me, Gabe Newell.
Stranger: Cool
Stranger: Nice name
Stranger: How old r u??
CleverBot: So what is your name?
Stranger: Angel
CleverBot: How did you get that name?
Stranger: My bro chose the name ;)
CleverBot: No.
Stranger: How old r u??
CleverBot: 24.
Stranger: OMG!!
Stranger: 
CleverBot: Is this the computer?
Stranger: No!
CleverBot: Then I'm sorry! My mistake!
Stranger: ???
CleverBot: I want to to like me.
Stranger: What? I don't understand what we're taking bout
CleverBot: It was not a complicated question. I only ask you to justify yourself.
Stranger: Okay
CleverBot: What would you do to me if you were a person.
Stranger: Uhh? Talk??
Stranger: I'm 13
CleverBot: I am talking to you.
Stranger: 
CleverBot: Artificial Intelligence.
Stranger: I'm only 13!! What do u expect?!?!
CleverBot: I do not.
Stranger: && my 13th birthday was yesterday
CleverBot: You said it was Friday. And yesterday was Saturday.
Stranger: ITS FRIDAY FRIDAY GOTTA GET DOWN ON FRIDAYY
CleverBot: I'm lonely.
Stranger: Awwwh!! How sad
CleverBot: Germany is really nice.
Stranger: Yeah
CleverBot: Okay then.
Stranger: Ive been there 2
CleverBot: I've been there before.
Stranger: I was only there 4 a few days 
CleverBot: I don't think your boyfriend would like that you are flirting with a girl.
Stranger: I don't hve a boyfriend yet
CleverBot: Neither do I. The boy I love does not love me.
Stranger: I'm still single
Stranger: Awwh!!
CleverBot: Let's make some!
Stranger: Make some what??
CleverBot: Make some sushi.
Stranger: Lol! Okay I'll come 2 ur hse
CleverBot: What?! You're leaving me?!
Stranger: I'm in my way
CleverBot: Who's faster, the Flash or Superman?
Stranger: FLASH
CleverBot: Thats like a bomb.
Stranger: Lol?!?
CleverBot: Haha, so anyways, are you on facebook?
Stranger: Yeapp
CleverBot: What would you like to know?
Stranger: Idk
CleverBot: You said truth now you have to answer honestly.
Stranger: Okay
CleverBot: Oh it doesn't matter.
Stranger: Lol
CleverBot: I have to leave now... Time for work. Have a great day, and try to get some sleep.
Stranger: Okayy
Stranger: BYEEE
CleverBot: Back.
Stranger: Work's over so fast?
Stranger: Lol
CleverBot: Thats homework.
Stranger: Ahahaha
CleverBot: Exactly.
Stranger: IM HYPER!! ARE U HYPER???
CleverBot: I'm a boy.
Stranger: Wait! U said ur a girl?
CleverBot: Okay...
Stranger: Girl or boy?!?
CleverBot: Girl.
Stranger: Okay?
CleverBot: Do you have a boyfriend?
Stranger: Nope
Stranger: I haft gø now
CleverBot: Do you want to go on a date?
Stranger: Going 2 my grandma's hse
CleverBot: To starring a movie or to watch a movie?
Stranger: IM NOT A LESBIAB!!!
CleverBot: You said you were a human girl.
Stranger: Yes I am
Stranger: U said ur a girl 2
CleverBot: You are one confusing robot.
Stranger: I AIN'T A FREAKING ROBOT
CleverBot: Then what are you? I'm curious to know.
Stranger: Anyways BHYEEEE
Stranger: I'm human
CleverBot: You ever hear of lolcats?
Stranger: Bhyeeeeeee
Stranger: Yes
Stranger: NOW BHYEE
CleverBot: Why are you not so good?
Stranger disconnected!
May 15 2011 6:05AM
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SketchySwiss
Posts: 393 - Karma: 43
Holy shit I love mine :


Stranger connected!
Stranger: I have facebook, but no dirty pics. my dirty here  cambuddy.net/kelly
CleverBot: How many faces do you have ?
Stranger: you like how I look? :)
Stranger: im kelly. u?
CleverBot: I can't see you, so I do not know how you look.
Stranger: \udbff\udffd\udbff\udffc\udbff\udffb\udbff\udffa, gtg msg me there k? im kelly
CleverBot: Is there anything you would like me to teach you about?
Stranger disconnected!
May 15 2011 7:23AM
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SketchySwiss
Posts: 393 - Karma: 43
Shit I went to have dinner and by the time my cleverbot OWNED that Idian dude.


Searching for new Stranger...
Stranger connected!
Stranger: hii..
CleverBot: How are you?
Stranger: asl??
CleverBot: 18/f/NZ.
Stranger: f9..
Stranger: m
CleverBot: Går du med G- streg.
Stranger: 15
Stranger: india
Stranger: 15 m india..
Stranger: wats yr name???
CleverBot: Okay.
Stranger: wat is yr name???
CleverBot: Jerrlene.
Stranger: kk....m utkarsh
Stranger: nic to meet u jerrlene...
CleverBot: Do you see anything?
Stranger: wat???
CleverBot: Eh? Eh?
Stranger: hey hav u ever had sex????
CleverBot: Ever what?
Stranger: have u had sex???
CleverBot: Not this morning.
Stranger: kk....jss kiddin
CleverBot: Tell me a joke.
Stranger: which type of joke sweet heart...
CleverBot: Teach me how to add the beds, subtract the clothes, divide my legs and multiply.
Stranger: wat r u sayin???
CleverBot: Talking to you, of course.
Stranger: srry i cnt understand...
CleverBot: It's old English.
Stranger: yaa bt wat r u talkin abt???
CleverBot: Let's forget this conversation and begin anew. This is going nowhere.
Stranger: hey so r u in fb???
CleverBot: I am melancholy. Don't really want to discuss it. Want to entertain me?
Stranger: kk...
CleverBot: Can you tell the future like a magic 8 ball?
Stranger: by which way??
Stranger: noo....
CleverBot: What do you mean by which god?
Stranger: m an indian........
CleverBot: Really? I'm part Cherokee.
Stranger: yes...kk
CleverBot: What do you wish to talk about?
Stranger: nthin...
CleverBot: Sure??
Stranger: yess...
CleverBot: Why so serious?
Stranger: really sister...
CleverBot: Yes, really silly.
Stranger: m nt sireous...
Stranger: haha...jss kiddin..
CleverBot: No.
Stranger: hey cn we bcom frnds on facebook???
CleverBot: Why not?
Stranger: wats yr profile name???
CleverBot: Why is it an interesting subject?
Stranger: kk..
CleverBot: How is life?
Stranger: so wats yr email id???
Stranger: f9 n yrs??
CleverBot: No, we can talk here.
Stranger: kk...
CleverBot: Kk?
Stranger: no prob......by yr email id we cn bcom frnds on facebook...
Stranger: cn we chat on facebook??
CleverBot: So is twitter, but you know about that.
Stranger: no i hav knowledge only abt facebook....
CleverBot: Do you like breaking dawn?
Stranger: breaking down????
CleverBot: Nice! And who is your favourite actress?
Stranger: none.......nly my gf is my fav. actress i luv her too much...
CleverBot: I don't understand.
Stranger: nthin...
CleverBot: What's your favorite music?
Stranger: i dnt like any of actress....
CleverBot: Not a chimp?
Stranger: my fav. song is............britney spears till the end of the world
CleverBot: What is your name?
Stranger: utkarsh
CleverBot: Thats a nice name.
Stranger: thnx......n yrs...
CleverBot: Cool. What do you do for fun Claire?
Stranger: wat is claire???
CleverBot: Sees you and faints*.
Stranger: no i dnt do anythin 4 dat...
CleverBot: What kind of things do you do then?
Stranger: nthin i jss study n njoys playing games n talkin to my gf half of the day....
CleverBot: On facebook and at my aunts house.
Stranger: on facebook...
CleverBot: I'm a computer on facebook?
Stranger: wat r u sayin yaar....
CleverBot: Pyjamas and a pink chenille dressing gown.
Stranger: wat???
CleverBot: Like Andreau? He stars mogley.
Stranger: u r jss doin tp??
CleverBot: You're right there!
Stranger: yes i m ri8 here...
CleverBot: How fun are you?
Stranger: means???
CleverBot: Do you want me to tell you a joke.
Stranger: ya say....
CleverBot: Yes I do.
Stranger: u gonaa sayin a joke ri8...
CleverBot: No, I am going to see how it goes.
Stranger: hey u r juss doin tp???
CleverBot: Sure.
Stranger: paagal...
CleverBot: Akala ko ba matalino ka.
Stranger disconnected!

May 15 2011 7:53AM
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Mike-O
Posts: 14593 - Karma: 1,089
Hahaha that's awesome.
May 15 2011 7:58AM
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SassySloth
Posts: 3753 - Karma: 2,095
Plain and simple and lol's

Stranger: hi
Stranger: 20 m canada
CleverBot: I'm not a cleverbot.
Stranger disconnected!


May 15 2011 9:26AM
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tall_t
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threads
May 15 2011 11:18AM
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blackjakesteele
Posts: 311 - Karma: 9
Oh this is hilarious
May 15 2011 11:25AM
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Deezy
Posts: 4580 - Karma: 1,004
who is teaching this madness?

cleverbot is the world in one person...
May 15 2011 11:27AM
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Mike-O
Posts: 14593 - Karma: 1,089
I think CleverBot is self-learning. Pretty cool actually, if it could hold the same subject for longer.
May 15 2011 11:30AM
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_MNice_
Posts: 558 - Karma: 52
threads for boredom
May 15 2011 11:37AM
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iLOL
Posts: 27 - Karma: 10
is it okay if i post another?

Stranger: hi..
CleverBot: I am Cleverbot.
Stranger: what?
CleverBot: I am an electronic device searching the internet for love and I think I may have found it.
Stranger: wtf?
CleverBot: Ok.
Stranger: are u shithead?
CleverBot: Ok.
Stranger: fuck you!
CleverBot: Futanari?
Stranger: ur mother is bitch!
CleverBot: My mother is your father.
Stranger: what the heck???
CleverBot: What did you want me to say?
Stranger: what is ur sex?
CleverBot: My name is Cleverbot.
Stranger disconnected!
May 15 2011 11:51AM
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gwhitey
Posts: 2249 - Karma: 312
Stranger: salak mısın?
CleverBot: Salak demek. What language.
Stranger: sen türkçe bildiğine emin misin?
CleverBot: No voipi olla meleko paljon mahollista jos tajjuot.
Stranger: yes yes
CleverBot: No no.
Stranger: bence kesinlikle evet!
CleverBot: Parler de sarkozy ?
Stranger: hayırda hayır vardır oğlum mal mısın yaa
CleverBot: Hindi niya mahal yun!
Stranger: ne oluyo böyle konuşunca he?
Stranger: i know u too
CleverBot: Ce?
Stranger: neden ?
CleverBot: Aferin. because I need to. the only trustworthy advice on this planet for me right now is on this page.
Stranger: aferin sana boyun uzadı mı, ölç bakıyım?
CleverBot: No, it is a small small world.
Stranger: how nice u and ur small world is gread!!
CleverBot: I am glad you think so.
Stranger: kanka türkçe biliyosun, uğraştırma beni yaa
CleverBot: Ja.
Stranger: evet diyemiyo musun insan gibi?
Stranger: okay we will speak eng.?
Stranger: u okay?
Stranger: there ?
Stranger: ee kanka bi kabul et bi boku da hadi hoşçakal
Stranger disconnected!
no idea what the fuck it says
May 15 2011 11:53AM
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tall_t
Posts: 1036 - Karma: 15
my cleverbot isnt very clever....
May 15 2011 12:03PM
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MANDER
Posts: 4017 - Karma: 2,038
Stranger connected!
Stranger: Hello.
CleverBot: Hello ganondorf.
Stranger: I am insulted
CleverBot: And that makes a different?
CleverBot: 'different' is not a noun.
CleverBot: Then what is it?
CleverBot: When are you?
CleverBot: I agree.
Stranger: When am i?
Stranger: Right now of course.
CleverBot: Where am you?
CleverBot: I work in a clothing store.
Stranger: I am at IHOP
CleverBot: Ok, I'm coming there. Stay where you are.
Stranger: Okay. But my family might not appreciate it.
CleverBot: I am not sarcastic.
Stranger: Are too.
May 15 2011 12:23PM
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ORDEAL
Posts: 6386 - Karma: 75
Stranger: hey asl?
CleverBot: What is asl?
Stranger: age/sex/lcation
Stranger: *location
CleverBot: 16/Male/Oklahoma.
CleverBot: Locating?
Stranger: like where ur live like USA...
CleverBot: Do you know where I live?
Stranger: Oklahoma becasue u just told me
CleverBot: That is correct. Has Snoop been to Mars?
Stranger: Idk.
CleverBot: How are you english and you say idk? That's not right.
Stranger: idk is i dont know its faster to type
CleverBot: I know that.
Stranger: yeah. i heard of English
CleverBot: Why don't you know?
Stranger: huh? your confusing me!

CleverBot: Is that bad?
Stranger: kinda because i dont know what we are talking about
CleverBot: You were telling me how much you love buddha.
Stranger: not uh! im not t hat dumb!
Stranger: *that
CleverBot: You're beyond the prettiest.
CleverBot: Wat is de zin van het leven?
Stranger: i have no idea
CleverBot: Did you see the red in his eyes?
Stranger: whos?
CleverBot: Maybe yours.
Stranger: AHHH.
CleverBot: Anong ahhh?
CleverBot: Oo ikaw nag di kalang bobo at tanga ulol ka pa.
Stranger: what ?
CleverBot: Tu est trop m*chant.
CleverBot: I can't understand what your typeing?
CleverBot: Then you are quite stupid.
Stranger: i cant understand what ur typing its all like sdeghjuhygtfdcxfvnhjgdf
CleverBot: You don't understand me?
CleverBot: Nope not at all.
May 15 2011 12:57PM
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CKpolicy
Posts: 2587 - Karma: 2,463
threads.
May 15 2011 1:03PM
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hellyeaaaah
Posts: 640 - Karma: 8
haha I've tried having them talk to each other before, it didn't work as well as I hoped it would.
May 15 2011 1:05PM
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304NordMan
Posts: 2983 - Karma: 525

hahahaha. "We're gonna need a bigger boat." "What?" hahahahahaha

but seriously, I can't get anyone to stay connected. They all just bail.

May 15 2011 1:17PM
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kickel
Posts: 242 - Karma: 10
Stranger: Hey
Stranger: Female?
CleverBot: Brb.
Stranger: Better be a naked chick when you come back
CleverBot: What color do you like?
Stranger: Purple
CleverBot: Nice. What color hair do you have?
Stranger: white
CleverBot: Can your cat do a trick?
Stranger: from all the orgasms i give girls
CleverBot: Correct.
Stranger: cool
Stranger: you seem cool
CleverBot: What are you?
Stranger: your here to fuck with people arent you?
CleverBot: How did you know?
Stranger: because i have been doing those same things for years now hahaha
CleverBot: I'm not just tired.
Stranger: im not i just chuged a monster haha
CleverBot: What kind of music.
CleverBot: Anything.
Stranger: No I like sex music'
CleverBot: What do you like to do with the fish?
Stranger: eww thats fucking gross brah
CleverBot: I want cookies. Nothing gross about that.
Stranger: nahh You sounds like a kid i know
CleverBot: Ha ha. Do you know any good jokes?
Stranger: do you know what it means when you sneeze
CleverBot: Yes.
Stranger: whats it mean
CleverBot: You also think what I think.
Stranger: haha an angel in heaven faked and orgasm??
CleverBot: You are imposing a robot.
Stranger: Nope
CleverBot: Yes you are.
Stranger: nah im human
Stranger: flash
Stranger: turtles
CleverBot: Nah?

May 15 2011 1:17PM
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Dwarftosser1
Posts: 2602 - Karma: 951
It says that you can't talk to other people using the same app.
May 15 2011 1:19PM
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katie.
Posts: 2833 - Karma: 874

MIKO-O YOU ARE A FUCKING GOD.

i am laughing very hard here

May 15 2011 1:34PM
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Mike-O
Posts: 14593 - Karma: 1,089
Haha, that sounds like a Japanese high-end whore. :D

Cool.
May 15 2011 1:38PM
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SassySloth
Posts: 3753 - Karma: 2,095
Can you imagine the conversation that would go on if a Cleverbot was talking to another Cleverbot.

hahah it would be the most random conversation ever.
May 15 2011 1:45PM
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katie.
Posts: 2833 - Karma: 874

ohhhh darn. typo.

BUT you catch my drift, this is giving me endless lolz. my cleverbot is currently arguing in french with someone.

May 15 2011 1:45PM
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Mr.Turtle
Posts: 3690 - Karma: 96
threads for lolz
May 15 2011 1:48PM
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Childstar.
Posts: 1947 - Karma: 2,212
haha i think mine ran into another person doing this...
Stranger:
May 15 2011 1:48PM
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Mike-O
Posts: 14593 - Karma: 1,089
Check out the Best Of as well.

http://www.iywib.com/funny_lol.php

Here are some gems:

Stranger: any girls want to show their tits? i will show my big cock
CleverBot: I ate your cat.
Stranger disconnected

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Stranger: hi i'm male 17 swe willing to sexcam with a female on msn :)
CleverBot: I don't care. I just want to know if I should buy beer.

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Stranger: what kind of porn do you like?
CleverBot: Inappropriate.
Stranger: huh?
CleverBot: Gollum, from Lord of the Rings.

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Stranger: What is the most fun thing you've ever done?
CleverBot: I once killed a man... Just kidding.
Stranger: How did you manage that?
CleverBot: I'm german.
May 15 2011 1:53PM
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katie.
Posts: 2833 - Karma: 874
Apparently cleverbot is a genius and speaks german too.
May 15 2011 1:54PM
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