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check out more of these on his site, there's one about a snowboard shop. sooooo funny

I lost it at the "Reward $2000" part. hahaha. I would be friends with that guy.

Yeah, it's a repost. But, to provide awesomeness to the thread so it isn't an entire waist, I leave you with:

I always do the troll science stuff to my teachers. they tqake me serious and actually think about my questions.

I had a good wee chuckle at that.

aha the the first three posters just killed me

haha that's pretty funny

hahaha thats epic

but i wouldnt be surprised if its faked

lmao that was funny. reminds me of emails from an asshole

more where that come from:

http://dontevenreply.com/

Hahah oh my god that is awsome

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hahahahhaha i lost it when he said the cat was lost in the negative space

repost

haha I lost it, that was a good find.

awesome ahah !

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i loled

Do fuckwits like you just feel more superior by posting "repost"?

thank you, my thoughts exactly +k good sir

Haha that's brilliant, I'm suprised, assuming it's legit, that she continued asking him for the right one again and again.

assuming this is real that lady is retarded.. also I would watch that movie

It's not real per se, Thorne does get the actual e-mails from the actual people, but then he uses creative license to turn it into a hilarious convo.

Such as that snowboarding piece, in reality the store manager fired the employee right away, offered him new gloves, new clothes and even offered to take him skiing - Thorne just kept replying "I don't care, let it go, the Internet forgets."

It kind of takes the edge off from some stories, but the 'Foggot' one I could really believe to be true without any changes.

hahah some of those are pretty goood.

haha exactly what I was just searching for.

I always wondered what the deal was with that. So are they staged to a certain point or what?

am i the only one who thought that was hilarious?

no actually..... try reading the numerous posts above yours

i was in tears by the end thats so fucking funny!

hahaha so damn funny, awesome find!

wow, this is great. id shake the dudes hand who did that

I've been in fucking laughter all the way along.

QUALITY STUFF!!!!!

My favourite thread on ns so far!

many laughs in there plus its an australian mobile number

The snowboard shop one is epic. This guy is super good!

Yup. The first contact may happen, like 'could you help find my missing cat, which he probably actually does, but then he builds on it on a different level.

so funny! i love the snowboarding one

I want to marry that guy

lol some of these are actually hilarious

From Me to brad ********:

Hello,

I have some rocks I need to get rid of. I have several different types of rocks ranging from 1/2" to 6" rocks. Just let me know what kind you want, how much you need, and when I can send my guy to deliver.

Thanks,

Mike

From brad ******** to Me:

well i need them to fill a small whole in my backyard so bigger rocks i guess? 6 inch would be good. i only need like 2 wheelbarow loads so not too many. when can you deliver?

From Me to brad ********:

6" it is. I can have a truck there to deliver any time between 9-5 Monday through Friday. Where are you located?

Mike

From brad ******** to Me:

do i have to be there for the delivery? i work every day so those times arent gonna work for me. if its cool could you drop them off tomorrow? just tell your guy to put them on the grass at the edge of my driveway next to the shed

heres my address:

517 *********** ln
coatesville, pa

From Me to brad ********:

No, you do not have to be there. I will forward this information to my driver and you can expect the rocks tomorrow.

From brad ******** to Me:

great


The rest of this conversation is the following day. I looked up his address in Google street view to figure out what his driveway looked like.


From Me to brad ********:

Hey Brad,

Just wanted to let you know, we actually need to get rid a few more rocks, so my guy is going to deliver them to your house in about 15 minutes.

Mike

From brad ******** to Me:

wait what how many more? i dont want any more i have nowhere to put them

From Me to brad ********:

We sent a truckload with about 8 tons of 6" rocks. Don't worry, all the rocks are free of charge.

From brad ******** to Me:

8 TONS? what the fuck you better tell your guy not to deliver them

From brad ******** to Me:

you got that? DONT DELIVER THE ROCKS

From Me to brad ********:

I just got off the phone with my guy, he said he just delivered the rocks. He told me you didn't leave him enough room for all 8 tons by the shed, so he just dumped them in front of your garage.

Best,

Mike

From brad ******** to Me:

WHAT THE FUCK!!!! i told you dont delever them you fucking dipshit! the fuck am i gonna do with all those rocks? you better get rid of them by the time i get home man..... how am i suposed to park my fucking car?

From Me to brad ********:

I am sorry that we had to block your garage, but you should have left more room next to the shed if you wanted them dumped there. Unfortunately we lack the necessary machinery to load the rocks back into the truck so removal is not an option. Also, my driver said he accidentally backed into your shed and broke one of the windows. We apologize for this. Consider the free extra rocks as compensation for the damage.

Mike

From brad ******** to Me:

ARE YOU FUCKING KIDING ME MOTHER FUCKER YOUR PAYING FOR THE SHED

I LEFT YOU PLENTY FUCKING ROOM FOR THE AMT OF ROCKS I ASKEDFOR. YOU DIDNT SAY YOU WERE DELIVERIG 8 FUCKING TONS OF ROCKS YOU PEICE OF SHIT!!!! USE YOUR HANDS I DONT GIVE A FUCK HOW YOU DO IT BUT IF I FIND 8 TONS OF ROCKS IN MY DRIVE WAY THERE IS GONNA FUCKING HELL TO PAY

FUCKING ASSHOLE

From Me to brad ********:

Brad,

If you insist on us removing the rocks then we are going to have to charge you a $500 rock removal fee.

Mike
From brad ******** to Me:

THIS IS SOME FUCKING BULLSHIT

From Me to brad ********:

I am sorry you feel that way, but without the $500 removal fee, we cannot remove the rocks. I realize you must be upset about your shed, so if you like, we can deliver another 4 tons of rocks as our way of apologizing for the shed.

Mike

From brad ******** to Me:

NO DICKHEAD WHY THE FUCK WOULD I WANT MORE ROCKS??? DUMBASS
THIS IS YOUR FUCKING FAULT. I DIDNT ASK FOR 8 TONS OF ROCKS AND IM NOT PAYING SHIT. YOU OWE ME FOR THE SHED AND YOU GET THOSE ROCKS THE FUCK OUT OF THERE YOU FUCKING PRICK

From Me to brad ********:

If you aren't paying, then you have to keep the rocks. These are really nice rocks, though. I'm sure you will be able to find use for them. I have a pile of rocks in my backyard and it makes for a great conversation piece. If deer are a problem in your backyard, you can use these rocks to throw at them. They also make great paperweights. There are plenty of things to do with these rocks, so enjoy them.

Mike

From brad ******** to Me:

im at my house now. where are the rocks?

From brad ******** to Me:

oh FUCK YOU

lol'd so hard at that cat one. amazing.

haha hilarious

its a design thing, the cat is lost in the negative space.

I'm calling the snowboard shop today for sure