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Story of a Whipped Kid

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Da_LeG
Posts: 7 - Karma: 10

There once was a man named Will

He dated a girl who he thought was a thrill

truth is she took his nuts

and would kill him for looking at butts

she keeps his man-bits in a bag

and now he's a real drag

now he never talks to his friends

just talks about her split ends

it is easy to tell

this kid is whipped as hell!

May 13 2011 3:53PM
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baethoven
Posts: 4953 - Karma: 332
that was a horrible poem, but yea being whipped is for pussies
May 13 2011 3:54PM
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Da_LeG
Posts: 7 - Karma: 10

i figured it was bad, but i have to get the word out about being whipped somehow. this way people think whipped = horrible poem.

May 13 2011 3:58PM
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doobiebrotha
Posts: 760 - Karma: 8
yes, being whipped in high school is absolutely pathetic, college too... but boy would i do anything to be whipped by some super hot smoke show!
May 13 2011 4:07PM
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doobiebrotha
Posts: 760 - Karma: 8
later in life that is! haha
May 13 2011 4:07PM
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Dhane
Posts: 3866 - Karma: 1,722
hahahahaha, solid reasoning. im so glad im not whipped by my girlfriend.
May 13 2011 4:08PM
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DirtyDan
Posts: 1576 - Karma: 158
maybe some people just like to suck up.
May 13 2011 4:08PM
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Billek
Posts: 5665 - Karma: 98
No one on this earth needs your dumb shit to remind us about pussy whippin'.

Weak ass rhymes too, your thread sucks dick.
May 13 2011 4:08PM
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Mr.Turtle
Posts: 3690 - Karma: 96
this kid knows how to underline like a pro
May 13 2011 4:10PM
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a.wall
Posts: 339 - Karma: 30
my friend's cousin lives near detroit (we'll call him cody), and he said he had a friend who dated this black girl for the sex. the guy was totally whipped, but he didnt care cause the sex was crazy or somethiing. anyways, one night at a party at cody's house the guy was talking to a girl, and his black girlfriend sees him and stabs him 4 times. so then cody grabs a baseball bat and starts trying to get the girl out of the house, so then she was all like "heeeeeyul naw" and waving the knife all over. eventually the threw the knife and almost hit cody and another person. then they called the popos and they went about their business.

^better story of a whipped kid?
May 13 2011 5:28PM
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Stickity
Posts: 7750 - Karma: 769
someone should sponsor him
May 13 2011 6:10PM
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Travapple.
Posts: 6787 - Karma: 88
Maybe your whipped.
May 13 2011 8:03PM
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Peter.
Posts: 23796 - Karma: 13,014
this thread sucks
May 13 2011 8:09PM
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