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Golden Wheelchair designation of ignorance
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I've been a bit slow with this, but I believe we in the Golden Wheelchair Designation of Ignorance Commitee agreed that the first weekly award will go to IrishDrink for her post about stupid things shes done:
IrishDrink87
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2004-07-24 02:10:13
put dog shit in a paper bag and lit it on fire and put it on someones door step.
but then soon found out that they werent home, and freaked out cause i thought it would burn the house down, so i ran up and stomped it out myself.
That's pretty fuckin stupid. Congrats, wear the Wheelchair with pride.
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wow...is all i can say.
'Le Mat snake village - (Hanoi) - is home to a slew of snake-meat restaruants which play to the tourist market with elaborate theatrics, including killing the snake in front of you. It's then served up in every possible form, from soup to snake-belly shavings. The guest of honour gets to eat the still pumping heart - beware, it's alleged to have amphetamine properties.' - The Rough Guide to Vietnam. First world countries are for pussies.
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ok that's just funny. stupidest thing I've ever seen someone do is my friend who got really drunk, passed out under a table, sat up and hit his head, laughed hysterically for about a minute, passed out again, then did the same thing 3 more times in a row.
'hey look guys! For a dollar you can get a free condom!'
- a friend when she saw the condom dispenser in the bathroom
'We could give him milk after filling his epipen with heroin and turn him into a drug addict'
- a guy thinking of ways to get revenge on someone who is deathly allergic to milk
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^haha, nice. when I read the name of this thread I thought I could top it with ease but that's pretty solid. The closest I can come I think is the last time I got a concussion, it was my 6th one and according to my friends all fucking day I kept asking every 5 minutes or so what happened (most of this time I was sitting in the first aid station waiting for stitches and a ride to the hospital)and every time they told me that I royally overshot a table and cranked my chin on my knee, supposedly every time they explained it to me I was like 'damn pointy knees!' no matter how many times they'd told me (cause I'm lanky like that). My friends were even nice enough to take advantage of how messed up I was and convince me that I owed them 100$ each because I'd lost a bet to them just before I fucked myself up
'Ok, punching ain't your thing...but that's ok, you're not that kind of fighter!' -Moe
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^ very nice, ya tonight the same guy ran into the screen door, knocked it off the runners, then later on grabbed hold of the landing of the next floor from the main floor, hoisted himself up a bit, then kicked a chandelier and knocked it clean off of the ceiling. after that we made him stay on the couch and not move for the rest of the night.
'hey look guys! For a dollar you can get a free condom!'
- a friend when she saw the condom dispenser in the bathroom
'We could give him milk after filling his epipen with heroin and turn him into a drug addict'
- a guy thinking of ways to get revenge on someone who is deathly allergic to milk
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I forget who it was, but at High North last year, at dinner at Earls one night... one of the diggers was trying to walk out to the patio with a full plate of food and ran straight into the sliding glass door... dumped the food, looked confused... it was awesome.
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You know the Nazis had pieces of flair that they made the Jews wear.
once back when i was a fetus i was aborted. it didn't hurt at all, but i was also high on life at the time. - thisangelicrage
its not rape....its surprise sex. you wake up and SURPRISE you had sex with me haha - huckster989
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i've done that^
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i thought irish left the site?
i was going to go for a quad daffy but i was like, why huck? -mommy
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Nobody leaves. Your in for life. You think you still own your soul? Ahahhaha. Harvey collects those things. He's cackling evily at this very moment.
Warning: If you are reading this then this warning is for you. Every word you read of this useless fine print is another second off your life. Don't you have other things to do? Is your life so empty that you honestly can't think of a better way to spend these moments? Or are you so impressed with authority that you give respect and credence to all who claim it? Do you read everything you're supposed to read? Do you think everything you're supposed to think? Buy what you're told you should want? Get out of your apartment. Meet a member of the opposite sex (or same sex if you prefer). Stop the excessive shopping and masturbation. Quit your job. Start a fight. Prove you're alive. If you don't claim your humanity you will become a statistic.
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NS is like Hotel California.
i was going to go for a quad daffy but i was like, why huck? -mommy
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yeah, you can log off anytime you want but you could never leave
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ha, ^ you should write up a whole NS/ hotel california parody... do it.
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You know the Nazis had pieces of flair that they made the Jews wear.
once back when i was a fetus i was aborted. it didn't hurt at all, but i was also high on life at the time. - thisangelicrage
its not rape....its surprise sex. you wake up and SURPRISE you had sex with me haha - huckster989
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me or rhcp?
i was going to go for a quad daffy but i was like, why huck? -mommy
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You can check out any time you like
But you can never leave -The Eagles
Warning: If you are reading this then this warning is for you. Every word you read of this useless fine print is another second off your life. Don't you have other things to do? Is your life so empty that you honestly can't think of a better way to spend these moments? Or are you so impressed with authority that you give respect and credence to all who claim it? Do you read everything you're supposed to read? Do you think everything you're supposed to think? Buy what you're told you should want? Get out of your apartment. Meet a member of the opposite sex (or same sex if you prefer). Stop the excessive shopping and masturbation. Quit your job. Start a fight. Prove you're alive. If you don't claim your humanity you will become a statistic.
You have been warned…
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i ran into a glass door twice within twenty minutes one night...damn slcohol and super clean door..
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There were some good candidates to choose from this week, too. I wasn't sure Irish was going to win.
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i looked up loads of these threads and this one made my day
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The Golden Wheelchair needs to make a comeback, there's a few people on this site right now that are worthy.
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I was thinking the exact same thing.
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ya i thought of this last night actually im at a french university and there was this dumb ass girl and obviously a liar she said "i got confused there were 2 C's on my shower one for cold and one for chaud!" and instead of being an asshole and saying cold in french is froid but i just laughed and allowed anyone listening to also think i was an idiot
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not a chance. i'm winning it.
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BAHA! damn, I forgot all about Irishdrink!
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