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Mr.Panda
Posts: 17711 - Karma: 564


Fucking China.
May 12 2011 1:44AM
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TechnoPotamus
Posts: 11626 - Karma: 3,522
i would fuck the paint off that plastic hoe
May 12 2011 11:46PM
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los.pinguinos
Posts: 555 - Karma: 34
well isn't that just dandy
May 12 2011 11:54PM
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Funnel
Posts: 7815 - Karma: 1,531
Would definitely not use.
May 12 2011 11:58PM
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rudager
Posts: 11335 - Karma: 4,624
heard about this yesterday on the Jason Ellis show.
Man, cree-ee-epy
May 12 2011 11:59PM
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ECB
Posts: 6991 - Karma: 622
They should make a nice female figure outline around it, like a blow up doll
May 12 2011 11:59PM
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hoodratz47
Posts: 12020 - Karma: 9,475
99.999999 % would stick there dicks in there ..

i would.... but if it felt really good.. i would pull out...
May 13 2011 3:05AM
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tripnip
Posts: 1882 - Karma: 482
fuck yes life s complete
May 13 2011 9:46AM
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BROSEIDON
Posts: 3702 - Karma: 1,495
amazing
May 14 2011 8:26PM
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sirskizalot
Posts: 4370 - Karma: 161

fuck i would not put my finger in that thing like that person did....

May 14 2011 9:18PM
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Lemuel
Posts: 14486 - Karma: 10,635
Is it just me or did the whole look like it was the size of a pencil sharpener? And wtf is wrong with all of you....... hahahhaa and is it a one size fits all? No height adjustment or anything. I guess you gotta squat like you takin a shit if you are tall.
May 14 2011 10:30PM
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Skee_Bum
Posts: 12 - Karma: 13
Do you have to supply your own lube?
May 14 2011 10:39PM
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Bukkakeskitrip
Posts: 5677 - Karma: 95
oh, mr big man over here
May 14 2011 10:55PM
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Bukkakeskitrip
Posts: 5677 - Karma: 95
oh, mr big man over here
May 14 2011 10:55PM
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filthapparel
Posts: 119 - Karma: 10
if you dont wanna put your finger in it you're sure as hell not putting your dick in it
May 14 2011 11:09PM
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Gnams
Posts: 891 - Karma: 31
I was going to say this. That rubber looks dry as a desert. That machine would rip all the skin off of your dick.
May 14 2011 11:10PM
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Lemuel
Posts: 14486 - Karma: 10,635
I knew this was coming. I haven't seen many wieners in my day, but I have yet to see a teeny tiny pencil dick sir. Sorry for my girth.
May 14 2011 11:12PM
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ganja_enthusiast
Posts: 1119 - Karma: 34
yeah but this shit does it for you
May 14 2011 11:14PM
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Chompo.
Posts: 4952 - Karma: 88
LOST
May 14 2011 11:23PM
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geteducated
Posts: 6410 - Karma: 86
can you lay the machine down? i don't wanna stand.
May 15 2011 12:04AM
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griz_lee
Posts: 483 - Karma: 647
can you imagine some sort of mechanical malfunction with that thing. just think about it.
May 15 2011 2:57AM
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Bukkakeskitrip
Posts: 5677 - Karma: 95
its fine, not everyone can be like you i guess.
May 15 2011 4:13AM
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Jahrassicpark
Posts: 2075 - Karma: 38
How does this work, you just pulled out your duey and get fucked by this machine in public
May 15 2011 4:22AM
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tall_t
Posts: 1036 - Karma: 15

i bet its in a locker or something

May 15 2011 11:28AM
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TheRightCoast
Posts: 314 - Karma: 4
This+ Blow up doll= Home use
May 15 2011 12:48PM
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304NordMan
Posts: 2983 - Karma: 525
I still don't understand how it works... like, where do you put your dick?
May 15 2011 12:56PM
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