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Mr.Panda
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Fucking China.
May 12 2011 1:44AM
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TheStamos
Posts: 9311 - Karma: 910
inb4... everything.
May 12 2011 1:49AM
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Legion
Posts: 1374 - Karma: 29
does the machine stay in the hallway? that could get awkward...
May 12 2011 1:49AM
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Balto
Posts: 25985 - Karma: 4,404
so much want, thats going on my christmas list
May 12 2011 1:51AM
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SeanTom
Posts: 7936 - Karma: 1,747
The amount of want
May 12 2011 1:51AM
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Kangbang
Posts: 14211 - Karma: 423
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May 12 2011 1:54AM
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Davy.Crockett
Posts: 5373 - Karma: 324
haha automated? like you put some quarters in at like in an airport bathroom?
May 12 2011 1:58AM
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ski_4_lyfe.
Posts: 101 - Karma: 10
wow, im buying like, three. one for the shower, one for my roon, and if they have a portable one, its goin in my car
May 12 2011 2:03AM
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BootySpunk.
Posts: 8148 - Karma: 84
Oh my God...It is like a gf without the commitment.
May 12 2011 2:04AM
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buddychaps
Posts: 1817 - Karma: 583
they better clean that thing...
May 12 2011 2:19AM
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Peter.
Posts: 23796 - Karma: 13,014
sales in the US are going to dominate that product
May 12 2011 2:35AM
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derbski
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Holy shit, million dollar idea. Automated fleshlight belt, same general concept, but portable.
May 12 2011 2:37AM
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henrytargett
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they should put those in public bathroom stalls, but positioned so that you could not tell if someone was using it just by looking at thier feet. Cuz of course everyone would be like nahh that shits nasty i dont do it... but I bet hella people would pay 2 bucks or even 5 (for nicer quality) for that. I mean you could make it sanitary.... possibly? i dont know im patenting it and making bank.
May 12 2011 2:55AM
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Sallabillz
Posts: 1289 - Karma: 762
thats fucked haha probably so sanitary....
if you really want something like that than just get a FLESHLIGHT
May 12 2011 3:12AM
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henrytargett
Posts: 903 - Karma: 35
^^probably lots of people (homeless, crackaddict, the like) would not be able to afford a fleshlight, so 1 or 2 bucks for a robot bj in a sketchy bathroom stall might be just right for them.
May 12 2011 3:19AM
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hoodratz47
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this is what came to my head first.

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May 12 2011 4:42AM
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*TURBONERD*
Posts: 15082 - Karma: 9,170
Hahahahaha yes this
May 12 2011 6:37AM
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84891jnf92048
Posts: 11552 - Karma: 2,550
fuckin asians
May 12 2011 6:49AM
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TechnoPotamus
Posts: 11626 - Karma: 3,522
May 12 2011 8:11AM
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yuck
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good lord the disease you could contract from that thing...
May 12 2011 9:40AM
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240sxKid
Posts: 733 - Karma: 3
Want to see. Threads for after school
May 12 2011 9:49AM
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Broseph_Stalin
Posts: 3745 - Karma: 179

good lord

May 12 2011 10:05AM
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TechnoPotamus
Posts: 11626 - Karma: 3,522
so it does all the work for you, jerks you off, collects a "sample", the whole bit. that's great and all, but does it make you a sandwich after?
May 12 2011 10:07AM
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General_Ripper
Posts: 3327 - Karma: 189
You could easily add a George Forman attachment
May 12 2011 10:18AM
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Blurst
Posts: 13577 - Karma: 10,169
Thats so funny.
May 12 2011 10:26AM
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Benjo
Posts: 709 - Karma: 23
fucking china
May 12 2011 11:20AM
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*Dos*Planker*
Posts: 2983 - Karma: 168
threads
May 12 2011 11:33AM
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Dhane
Posts: 3866 - Karma: 1,722
as well as one of those vroombots that automatically vacuum.
May 12 2011 11:38AM
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Mr.Panda
Posts: 17711 - Karma: 564
They should combine products IMO.
May 12 2011 2:03PM
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~East~
Posts: 90 - Karma: 9

win

May 12 2011 2:05PM
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.Apex.
Posts: 2097 - Karma: 1,556
That's used more than once?!?!?
May 12 2011 2:07PM
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maximiliaan
Posts: 7711 - Karma: 2,857
sort of want
May 12 2011 2:33PM
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Travapple.
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my dick is too big for that. My load would blast right through the back of that bish.
May 12 2011 2:50PM
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a.wall
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holy fuck if walmart sold those they'd make BILLIONS
May 12 2011 3:37PM
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pigglywiggly
Posts: 4482 - Karma: 305
i would tap that
May 12 2011 5:55PM
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Dwarftosser1
Posts: 2602 - Karma: 951
What kind of expo was that?
May 12 2011 5:59PM
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teleak
Posts: 2251 - Karma: 105
Oh my....
May 12 2011 7:03PM
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MatRich
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they should tilt it so that its not just for weak old man boners.
May 12 2011 8:37PM
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CAPITA-DEVOURS
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now all da chinese will get herpes, aids, hiv and other things and them as we know it will dissapeer...
May 12 2011 8:38PM
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monkatizer
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why would they dontae sperm in china???? dont they already have enough babies??
May 12 2011 8:44PM
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E.C.
Posts: 3211 - Karma: 319
sort of want
May 12 2011 8:48PM
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A.Eberhard
Posts: 4426 - Karma: 415
Well then....



May 12 2011 8:51PM
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Anathema
Posts: 21048 - Karma: 5,061
ahahhahahaa. NO RESPONSIBILITIES?! FUCK YES!!

by the way, as if she put her finger on that thing. ewwww, i hope it was just a display and not something that was actually used..
May 12 2011 8:54PM
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Mr.Turtle
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i don't even...
May 12 2011 8:55PM
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cwillygood
Posts: 6831 - Karma: 1,829
oooo man
May 12 2011 9:00PM
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The_Big_Tuna
Posts: 799 - Karma: 75
dat ass
May 12 2011 9:05PM
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klayer_9
Posts: 2037 - Karma: 188
seriously.
May 12 2011 9:15PM
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Milksteak
Posts: 9948 - Karma: 833
OMG
May 12 2011 9:21PM
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Jib-Ninja
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hahah. wordd.
May 12 2011 9:40PM
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KillaSeason
Posts: 3495 - Karma: 1,774
the amount of win in this thread...
May 12 2011 10:02PM
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Caveman.
Posts: 9067 - Karma: 330
I don't know if I'm more disturbed by the thread, or everyone's responses.....
May 12 2011 11:34PM
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