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I beat teen pregnancy

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Jaimee.
Posts: 846 - Karma: 87
Yesterday was my 20th birthday.

No longer am I a teenager, and I've realised that turning twenty kind of sucks. Nothing special happens on your 20th birthday. At 18 I could vote and buy porn, 19 I could drink, 20 nothing.
May 11 2011 7:27PM
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.Apex.
Posts: 2097 - Karma: 1,556
uh yea, your in your buffer year till Vegas
May 11 2011 7:28PM
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Alpine3
Posts: 1812 - Karma: 37
congrats!!!

:) haha
May 11 2011 7:30PM
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Willgum
Posts: 3254 - Karma: 3,066
You could drink at 19? Damn U.s, you can get killed in war at 18 but you cant drink
May 11 2011 7:30PM
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.lubisaurous.
Posts: 168 - Karma: 18
i guess u should get pregnant meow...
May 11 2011 7:30PM
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Huck_Norris
Posts: 11487 - Karma: 18,627
Not true. Now you can get big girl fucked.



Not to be rude but that's kind of a big deal. Be psyched! Happy bday!
May 11 2011 7:31PM
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ECB
Posts: 6991 - Karma: 622
I came in here looking for a story about how you had an abortion

I'm leaving horny
May 11 2011 7:33PM
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Jaimee.
Posts: 846 - Karma: 87
that made my day haha, thank you!
May 11 2011 7:35PM
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ski_4_lyfe.
Posts: 101 - Karma: 10
this exactly word for word


and i was also expecting it to be about a funny "beating" style abortion, because pages load for a while through proxies haha.
May 11 2011 7:37PM
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BIGben*
Posts: 1942 - Karma: 8
So we go no latex tonight??? Hahaha no jk congrats!
May 11 2011 7:37PM
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SirFryanator
Posts: 11149 - Karma: 1,415
I beat teen pregnancy too...
think about it


oooooh I'm bad
May 11 2011 7:37PM
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Travapple.
Posts: 6787 - Karma: 88
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Like this?
May 11 2011 7:38PM
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DaveM
Posts: 2936 - Karma: 1,558
Drinking age in Montreal is 18, so its checks out here I guess.
May 11 2011 7:40PM
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k-rob
Posts: 14217 - Karma: 2,891
congrats. i beat teen pregnancy 6 times so far.
May 11 2011 7:41PM
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GayWolf420
Posts: 37512 - Karma: 121,353
You could of been on that MTV show, you know.
May 11 2011 7:42PM
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Jaimee.
Posts: 846 - Karma: 87
If it came down to it I'd rather use these:

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May 11 2011 7:42PM
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ECB
Posts: 6991 - Karma: 622
Thats wrong........

You need a bigger flight of stairs than that to ensure
May 11 2011 7:47PM
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Travapple.
Posts: 6787 - Karma: 88
Another highly effective option. Solid.
May 11 2011 7:47PM
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Furrer92
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May 11 2011 7:49PM
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chuck_testa
Posts: 1469 - Karma: 52
well. Happy Birthday
May 11 2011 7:49PM
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ski_4_lyfe.
Posts: 101 - Karma: 10
but its carpeted...
May 11 2011 7:50PM
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B.Aussie
Posts: 5852 - Karma: 4,531
haha the title of this thread is the best.
May 11 2011 7:50PM
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jca
Posts: 4172 - Karma: 6,310
time to raw dog i guess...

I wish I could have my 19th birthday again every year for a few. I don't want to get old!
May 11 2011 7:51PM
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E.C.
Posts: 3211 - Karma: 319
i turn 19 in a couple monthes, yay canada
May 11 2011 7:53PM
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1337
Posts: 31059 - Karma: 29,314
I love your name Jamie :)
May 11 2011 7:54PM
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fujarome
Posts: 8630 - Karma: 1,561
I beat 6 pregnant teens.
May 11 2011 7:57PM
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E.C.
Posts: 3211 - Karma: 319
i got 6 teens pregnant
May 11 2011 8:01PM
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Huck_Norris
Posts: 11487 - Karma: 18,627
I think you have to push her down the stairs into a pile of coat hangers at the shop vac factory. Or something like that.
May 11 2011 8:17PM
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HermioneGranger
Posts: 1933 - Karma: 101
I believe the ON3P factory has a set of stairs that would do the job; it will be part of their 2011/2012 product line....
May 11 2011 8:21PM
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samwise
Posts: 2592 - Karma: 36
I've beat teen pregnancy!
May 11 2011 8:22PM
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SeanTom
Posts: 7936 - Karma: 1,747
I honestly came in here thinking you got an abortion or something.
May 11 2011 8:22PM
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justinp4400
Posts: 1068 - Karma: 1,039
hmmm. so thats what girl do at 18, legally buy porn?
May 11 2011 9:18PM
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Jib-Ninja
Posts: 2819 - Karma: 20
Shit i beat teen pregnancy every weekend i get drunk. Drunk me = no condom...19 attempts still no pregnancy. Flawless Victory.

Then again im fucking with whores who get fucked raw-dog on the daily therefore they on the birth control like its skittles.
May 11 2011 9:30PM
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ski_4_lyfe.
Posts: 101 - Karma: 10
might wanna check out ur aids
May 11 2011 9:31PM
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Brenone
Posts: 4944 - Karma: 296
Possible best thread title ever.
May 11 2011 9:44PM
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Jib-Ninja
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yah ive been meaning to get around to that but i heard they put a hose up ur peehole...i cant handle that shit.
May 11 2011 9:51PM
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k-rob
Posts: 14217 - Karma: 2,891
i used to get tested every 6 months. it barely hurts, and hurts a hell of a lot less than an sti. worth it, imo.
May 11 2011 10:30PM
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PJS.
Posts: 11943 - Karma: 895
K rob you are so sanitary
May 11 2011 10:39PM
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GayWolf420
Posts: 37512 - Karma: 121,353
Hahahahah. You pay for porn? I'm sorry.
May 11 2011 10:42PM
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PJS.
Posts: 11943 - Karma: 895
Its the feel of the papee
May 11 2011 10:43PM
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bgould
Posts: 1306 - Karma: 24
i do not want to get any older either. 19 is a perfect age, unfortunately i turn 20 in a week
May 11 2011 10:47PM
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T-Holt
Posts: 5020 - Karma: 639
To ensure a successful abortion, you need these stairs:

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May 11 2011 10:49PM
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Jaimee.
Posts: 846 - Karma: 87
Haha, good god no. Why would I do that when I can look into my neighbours windows?

But, I did buy some dirty magazines for friends for grad and stuff, just to embarrass them in front of their parents.
May 12 2011 1:10AM
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stefC
Posts: 458 - Karma: 846
Happy Belated!! I coincidently turned 20 yesterday as well.
Here is a bday cake for us both
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May 12 2011 1:26AM
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RudyGarmisch
Posts: 25443 - Karma: 13,844
This thread title would make a great low cut womens shirt.
May 12 2011 3:55AM
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Elijah.
Posts: 9322 - Karma: 76
I'd change it to:
"I eat teen pregnancy"

But that's just me.
May 12 2011 5:00AM
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TechnoPotamus
Posts: 11626 - Karma: 3,522
I got a 16 pregnant
May 12 2011 8:09AM
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Huck_Norris
Posts: 11487 - Karma: 18,627
This.  Sure, a q-tip swished around in your dickhole by an old woman with cold hands isn't what I would call "enjoyable" but I feel like it's necesssary every so often if you're single and playing the field. 
May 12 2011 8:35AM
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AwR
Posts: 5147 - Karma: 1,881
sheer brilliance Ginko
May 12 2011 9:10AM
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laserbeamz
Posts: 117 - Karma: 16
You won't be able to shred next winter coz your all preggers!
May 14 2011 8:36AM
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fuckface3.0
Posts: 157 - Karma: 9
20?!?! jesus christ, youre practically going through menopause.
May 14 2011 8:47AM
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