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I suggest you combined all four things.
Naked women, illegal substances, alcohol, and pie.
A perfect birthday.
Me: Hi, I'd like to order a pizza?
Guy: Sure, what would you like on it?
Me: Yeah, I'll have Kiera Nightly, OG Kush and a 5th of Patron Silver but can I have Meaghan Fox on the side too?
Guy: Word, the birthday special, coming right up!