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lj5
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Kramer answering jerry's phone: What? vandela what? no you got the wrong number.

George while lying on the floor in his undrwear screaming: VANDELA INDUSTRY SAY VANDELA INDUSTRY

Jerry: And you wanted to be my latex salesman...








Jul 24 2004 9:53PM
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GeneralButtNaked
Posts: 7854 - Karma: 89
hellllllllooooooooooooooooo





i was going to go for a quad daffy but i was like, why huck? -mommy
Jul 24 2004 9:53PM
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freeze_pooter
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no soup for you
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Jul 24 2004 9:56PM
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freeride1260
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'Yea, though I walk through the valley of the shadow of death, I will fear no evil..'
Jul 24 2004 10:19PM
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Ski-hobo
Posts: 7121 - Karma: 15
'fuck you, you fuckin heb'





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'i didnt really insult him, i just called him a fucken idiot' -Lateralis
Jul 24 2004 10:20PM
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freeride1260
Posts: 1337 - Karma: 11
i fucked up i think


'Yea, though I walk through the valley of the shadow of death, I will fear no evil..'
Jul 24 2004 10:23PM
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beer.
Posts: 3096 - Karma: 44
'Now let's push this giant ball of oil out the window'

'Fargas!'

'Some call it Myanmar, but it will always be Burhma to me.'


smokin weed flippin keys makin crazy gs
Jul 24 2004 10:28PM
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GeneralButtNaked
Posts: 7854 - Karma: 89
hello.. newman.





i was going to go for a quad daffy but i was like, why huck? -mommy
Jul 24 2004 10:30PM
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Enthuzed
Posts: 1919 - Karma: 745
IM OUT THERE JERRY AND IM LOVIN EVERY MINUTE OF IT
Rideeast
Jul 24 2004 10:33PM
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hazel_32
Posts: 170 - Karma: 14
what a good show....did you know that in every episode they somehow imply superman into it....saw it on some tv thinger



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Jul 24 2004 10:43PM
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murphski
Posts: 1259 - Karma: 13
shes a two face!
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'uh-oh! weve drawn judge schnider.''is that bad''well i kinda ran over his dog''oh dear''well replace kinda with repeatedly, and dog with son'

the most horrible sound known to man, the crying of a mass of little girls. - skiierman

freeskigrl, this is between me and jd, stay out of it - QuickFlash7 regarding an internet fight
Jul 24 2004 10:47PM
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GeneralButtNaked
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Jerry - 'i cant stop she thinks im naturally hairless'
Kramer - 'you've gotta, it will just grow in thicker and bushier than before'
Jerry - 'thats an old wives tale'
Kramer - 'oh yeah...' *backs up out of picture to reveal hairy chest*





i was going to go for a quad daffy but i was like, why huck? -mommy
Jul 24 2004 10:49PM
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Enthuzed
Posts: 1919 - Karma: 745
haha then he goes off of the bus at the end and yells at the moon and ripps his shirt off and starts scratching his chest
Rideeast
Jul 24 2004 10:50PM
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Enthuzed
Posts: 1919 - Karma: 745
the best part about robbibing a fat guy is he cant really defend himself
Rideeast
Jul 24 2004 10:51PM
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r_witt
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seinfeld, pahty of far
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if i had no hands, id have a tee shirt that said, 'ever been stump fucked?' - cj
Jul 24 2004 10:59PM
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nard
Posts: 474 - Karma: 10
is there a marine biologist in the house????????

Talk about a hole in one!





I promoted my CVS and Stop and Shop card from the inside slits to the outside ones...my Blockbuster and gym ID got pissed off, but I told them, sorry guys, laminated plastics just can't cut it in the big leagues
Jul 24 2004 11:01PM
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wilkesyachtingco
Posts: 4425 - Karma: 41
its not a lie, if you beleive it...















Mercy's eyes are blue
When she places them in front of you
Nothing holds a roman candle to
The solemn warmth you feel inside
Jul 25 2004 12:33AM
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canonrider
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it must be impossible for a hispanic person to order seltzer and not get salsa!
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Jul 25 2004 12:49AM
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J.D.
Posts: 21362 - Karma: 5,142
'You dip your chips the way you want, and...'

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In a haze
A stormy haze
I’ll be around
I’ll be loving you
Always
Always

Here I am
And I’ll take my time
Here I am
And I’ll wait in line
Always
Always...
Jul 25 2004 12:53AM
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freeze_pooter
Posts: 3296 - Karma: 16
one ugly baby
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Jul 25 2004 1:05AM
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wazzucrewskier
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i like georges phone message:

believe it or not george isnt at home please leave a message at the beep, i must be out or i would pick up the phone, where could i be? believe it or not, im not home.

oh man that message is so cool.

'If she floats than she is not
A witch like we had thought'
'Like most babies smell like butter
his smell smelled like no other'
'She'll come back as fire, to burn all the liars,
And leave a blanket of ash on the ground.' - Kurt Cobain
Jul 25 2004 1:26AM
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sim
Posts: 1399 - Karma: -6
Jerry: you've got a little problem here.
Kramer: Oh Its a big problem Jerry!

or the one about how the hamburger was eating/chasing him in his dream. Cant really remember though.


signatures are for pussies
Jul 25 2004 1:45AM
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spyder1
Posts: 1529 - Karma: 11
Elaine: The Dingo Ate Your Baby(in the austrailian accent)




Your Toughtest Competitor Lives in Your Head. Some days his name is Fear. Or Doubt. Or Gravity. Stomp his Ass


I AM CANADIAN!!!
Jul 25 2004 9:46AM
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nard
Posts: 474 - Karma: 10
it's chocolate! It's peppermint, it's delicious!

(Kramer in reference to junior mints)





I promoted my CVS and Stop and Shop card from the inside slits to the outside ones...my Blockbuster and gym ID got pissed off, but I told them, sorry guys, laminated plastics just can't cut it in the big leagues
Jul 25 2004 9:53AM
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radoripper
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Jerry: (to George laying on his stomache with his pants around his ankles) 'And you want to be my laytex salesman.'


I own you
Jul 25 2004 9:55AM
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SohCahToa
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she was into the menage!?
Jul 25 2004 11:15AM
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asac
Posts: 12485 - Karma: 17
'mulva'





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Good Fun With A Hand Gun.

MiKeE: If Shaun White is hot I hope I'm ugly.
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hoodratz47: sweet your now black....
Jul 25 2004 11:16AM
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Crystal-needs-a-park
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there are too many...

'oh, and theyre real, and theyre spectacular.'
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once back when i was a fetus i was aborted. it didn't hurt at all, but i was also high on life at the time. - thisangelicrage
its not rape....its surprise sex. you wake up and SURPRISE you had sex with me haha - huckster989
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Jul 25 2004 11:25AM
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Vtsnowski
Posts: 3536 - Karma: 1,199
Jerry - Hello Newmen


giggidy giggidy gig-I-dee

acholcol makes me its bitch

some christian kid today: 'Get drunk off jesus'
Jul 25 2004 12:59PM
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huckmynuts
Posts: 1507 - Karma: 10
'twix is the only candy bar with the cookie crunch'
Jul 25 2004 3:18PM
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PetriDish
Posts: 277 - Karma: 10
'No soup for you!!!'
'Damn soup nazi.'

Jerry to his uncle Leo:'Look at you,you're handsome, at your age, you could pull ANY girl out there,why should you settle for an old HAG like Juliette?! Go out there, and enjoy life while you can!'

Next time he sees him: 'Go back for Juliette,seriously look in the mirror, you're the ugliest man I've ever seen,you can't pull anyone, barely even Juliette and I'm pretty sure she just feels sad for you.'
Helsinki Rock City
Jul 25 2004 3:23PM
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bhill2.0
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funny part
when he plays chess against his penis
when i was younger i thought he was playing against a guy in a helmet



RIDEblunt
Jul 25 2004 3:29PM
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XSKI712
Posts: 157 - Karma: 10
I'M THE ASSMAN JERRY, THE ASSMAN!!!!




who watches the watchman?


slot machines made legal in Pennsylvania? next stop, the ninth level of HELL
Jul 25 2004 4:26PM
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DAMICO
Posts: 2645 - Karma: 12
'turn away, im hideous...'
anything Jackie Chiles says

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Funny Bundy Quotes:

'Peg, is there any reason this cactus is where my alarm clock should be?'

'Remember our motto: We ain't got it.'

'We all have to live with our disappointments... I have to sleep with mine.'

'People who work putting shoes on fat women who wear dresses should not have 20/20 vision.'
Aug 11 2004 1:20PM
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Frenchy88
Posts: 576 - Karma: 184
'It was supposed to be the summer of george'









.......... AK REPRESENT




Aug 11 2004 1:38PM
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Markman
Posts: 1582 - Karma: 47
Anything from Puddy:
We're the devils AHHHHHH

Peterman is also hilarious.

I forgot the quote but when Puddy and elaine are with the priest talking about hell.

Also for the guy about 10 posts up, kramer wasn't showing his hairychest to Jerry, we was showing his pubes.
Aug 11 2004 2:07PM
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mackinnon
Posts: 5153 - Karma: 161
it's the manziere!


*Laura*


my mom has like 15 prada bags........ ATLANTASKI
Aug 11 2004 3:33PM
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hucker22
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'sex to SAVE the friendship'


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some people like their cucumber pickled
Aug 11 2004 4:14PM
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d-loc
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'I think people just like to say SALSA, come on say it it jsut rolls off the tongue... SALSA, SALSA, SALSA. everyones saying it jsut for the fun of it'



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Some people talk it, some people live it, some people walk it-some people give it... deal with it.

D-Loc AKA Shaky Bones... Original, Unique, and One of a Kind.

land of the free???@#! haha right... free to the power of the people in uniform
Aug 11 2004 4:15PM
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knal
Posts: 505 - Karma: 43
she named names!

jume
Aug 11 2004 8:30PM
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Public_Enemy0255
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kramer: stick a fork in me jerry....i'm done!!
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someone say sumthin?
Aug 11 2004 8:50PM
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nothanks
Posts: 13551 - Karma: 31
SERENITY NOWW

or she had man hands

or SHES A REGIFTER!!!!


if they havent been said yet, which they should have been, since there classics
GO SOX
REALLY REALLY RIDICLOUSlY gOOD LOOKING
Aug 11 2004 8:59PM
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poor@$$skibum
Posts: 1625 - Karma: 40
says kramer while wearing top hat, colorful trench coat, and holding a cane: 'I'M NOT A PIMP'
fat people should avoid buffets.
Aug 11 2004 9:32PM
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poor@$$skibum
Posts: 1625 - Karma: 40
says kramer while wearing top hat, colorful trench coat, and holding a cane: 'I'M NOT A PIMP'
fat people should avoid buffets.
Aug 11 2004 9:36PM
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Krongos
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'Why dont you just tell me the name of the movie you want to see.'-Kramer
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Dan Maguire
Yankees Suck

'In rode the Lord of the Nazgul. A great black shape against the fires beyond, he loomed up, grown to a vast menace of despair. In rode the Lord of the Nazgul, under the archway that no enemy ever yet had passed, and all fled before his face.
All save one. There, waiting silent and still in the space before the gate, sat Gandalf upon Shadowfax : Shadowfax, who alone among the free horses of the earth endured the terror, unmoving, steadfast as a graven image in Rath Dinen.'

'Dude, we're sick. He's pretty sick, but his muscles aren't as big as mine, so you know.'-CR Johnson
Aug 11 2004 9:37PM
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AttitashSkier
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theres too many of them
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line skis- because skiing needs a future

i wish mt hood blew up and all the ash and stones landed on my mountain and it became like 2000 feet taller - Bristolrider
Aug 11 2004 9:39PM
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1080ski
Posts: 4424 - Karma: 191
what an awsome show. anyways- newman 'Jumbaliah!!!!!' and kremar (sp?)- 'Its a junior mint!'
Aug 11 2004 9:43PM
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cobble_hills
Posts: 249 - Karma: 11
George in Dayton, Ohio
With Shrimp platter

George: Hey lets see how many i can fit in my mouth at once
Former Co-Worker: Hey George the ocean called, theyre running out of shrimp
George: Yeah Well the jerk store called there running out of you
Former Co-Worker: Whats the difference youre theyre all-time best seller!
George:Yeah well i had sex with youre wife!
Chairman:his wife is in a coma...

Thats gold Jerry! Gold!



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girls have the best DNA... but then they spit it out
Aug 12 2004 5:05PM
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Mavrck
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Your killin be Jerry....ur killin me...
DO$


'Some ski for the fun of it.....I....I ski for the hell of it..'
Aug 12 2004 5:15PM
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FUUUCK
Posts: 18426 - Karma: 4,888
goyter...what goyter

I was in the pool!!!!!!!
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Bloodninja:I can no longer resist the pizza. I open the box and unzip my pants with my other hand. As I penetrate the gooey cheese, I moan in ecstacy. The mushrooms and Italian sausage are rough, but the sauce is deliciously soothing. I blow my load in seconds. As you leave the bathroom, I exit through the front door....



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Aug 12 2004 5:18PM
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