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The Family NS Thread

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SlimDunkin.
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Ive always though of NS as a family, and too every family there are different roles to play...
For Example:
The Mom
The Dad
The Blacksheep
The Perverted Uncle
The Do Good Son
The Cousin you think is sooooo hot

And so on and so forth....

So NS tell me what you think

GO!
May 10 2011 10:05PM
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Kangbang
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Me?

Gator - The brother that is super funny and you want to be like.
May 13 2011 2:24AM
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Anathema
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May 13 2011 2:52AM
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oreopancake.
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what the fuck am i
May 13 2011 2:54AM
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Algebra
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Can I pleeeeeease be the lurking cat?
May 13 2011 3:58PM
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Big_Spence
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sure.
now go lurk elsewhere. this is a people thread.
May 13 2011 4:07PM
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Anathema
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rather than an ns family, i like to think of ns like the goonies.. a dysfunctional group of friends all united under common interest; FINDING ONE-EYED WILLY'S TREASURE!! (surfing interweb forums for random lolz and entertainment)
May 13 2011 4:23PM
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Parrish
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LOL.

im no part of this family
May 13 2011 4:24PM
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katie.
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K I am now the annoying, persistent, do-good cousin whom all the adults baby but secretly none of the kids can stand.
May 13 2011 4:34PM
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tall_t
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facial expresion
May 13 2011 4:36PM
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Davy.Crockett
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this for sure. good thread
May 13 2011 4:46PM
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danderson.
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I'd like to know where I am in this family.
May 13 2011 4:52PM
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Big_Spence
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the copy-cat cousin that's always trying to imitate a different person the one time a year you run in to them.
May 13 2011 5:03PM
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wesley.
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you're really good at this
May 13 2011 5:40PM
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PJS.
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ooh what am i?
May 13 2011 5:46PM
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Mr.Huck
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D.Brown - the cousin that is super fun to hang with but your parents won't let you anywhere near him, because they are worried you will all be arrested.

Ashley - the kickass mom that let's you get away with anything, except for letting you hang out with D.Brown.

Jodi- the super hot aunt that all the young guys fantasize about.

Ben- the cousin that your parents will let you hangout with. He's got a little angst, but the kids are safe with him.

eheath and skiierman- were conjoined twins separated at birth. It's not clear exactly who they are related to.

Bishop- has to be the rockstar father, who everyone else worships, but he's pretty much done it all and won't let his kids get away with anything.

Ginko- the uncle with the perpetual Peter Pan complex. Even though the parents consider him to be a little bit of a bad influence and he occasionally gets the kids drunk, they can never say no to him.

MacMahoooon- Ginko's older brother who is successful and the when the kids do something stupid, they always say "Why can't you be more like your uncle Chris".

Mr.Huck- Grandfather who has Alzheimer's, has an answer for everything, but can never remember your name. It doesn't matter whether you want him to be part of the family. You've tried putting him in the nursing home, but somehow he manages to find his way back.

May 13 2011 7:33PM
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danderson.
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Somehow I knew that would be it. Thanks Spence.
May 13 2011 9:08PM
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Lemuel
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The family's favorite cereal mascot: Count Chocula!

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Who's a little vampire, Frenchy is a little vampire!
May 13 2011 9:38PM
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Lemuel
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Oh and where do I fit in? Surely I deserve a spot in this highly misguided discombobulated family.
May 13 2011 9:39PM
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.frenchy
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Thanks for dedicating your 8888th post to me :)

And: FUCK YOU

And: you: LIKE AN OLDER BROTHER. always making fun of me n' shit.

May 13 2011 9:40PM
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SlimDunkin.
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The older brother, who noone has anything to say about because he's not a bad boy, but not a good one either, he's just kinda there
May 13 2011 10:45PM
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binturong-qwerty
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this
May 13 2011 10:50PM
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Mr.Huck
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May 13 2011 10:53PM
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Blake.P
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Where am I in this?
May 13 2011 11:56PM
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.frenchy
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nice try dad. But you dun know what I look like.
May 14 2011 7:32AM
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SlimDunkin.
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Everyone who isnt named is more of a... cousin
May 14 2011 6:31PM
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*TURBONERD*
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ohai
May 14 2011 6:45PM
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SlimDunkin.
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Inbred fucktard right hurrrr
May 14 2011 6:55PM
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1337
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i think you mean oboe
May 14 2011 6:57PM
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Milksteak
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.
May 14 2011 7:21PM
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Parrish
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My cous is right
May 14 2011 7:27PM
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Blake.P
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And I am...
May 14 2011 8:04PM
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*TURBONERD*
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Without a shred of doubt.
May 15 2011 12:12AM
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Lemuel
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I lost. Robert is definitely the Chernobyl Child who suffers from birth defects due to radiation poisoning in the prenatal stages of fetal development.
May 16 2011 10:39PM
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Moosen
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The family friend?
May 16 2011 10:51PM
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SlimDunkin.
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I was thinking about it, I comparing ElGato form the sassy cat from bewitched... It just fits so perfectly
May 16 2011 10:59PM
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Pool.
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out of place post from someone whos post count is
May 17 2011 1:03AM
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Blake.P
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Still waiting to hear this........
May 17 2011 1:36AM
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SketchySwiss
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jabroni's mom obviously needs a spot in this
May 17 2011 9:43AM
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Raz.
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nahhh my family is pretty chill when you get past the fact that i see my dad like once a month and my mom is literally going crazy hahaha
May 20 2011 10:26PM
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Shenanigans
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Can i be the neighbor who is always around but somehow never really has an impact on anything?

Like i'm there but thats about it
May 20 2011 10:44PM
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Jane6
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I want to be someone :( the weird uncles foreign mail order bride
May 20 2011 10:50PM
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1337
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you can be married to me, i'm socially awkward for some reason but fuck i'm sexy
May 20 2011 10:51PM
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Jane6
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deal!
May 20 2011 10:52PM
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1337
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:D
May 20 2011 10:52PM
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skichicky3
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oh rry? says who? loljk
May 20 2011 10:53PM
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1337
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lol tootin my own horn there to sound less socially awkward than i apparently am....
May 20 2011 10:54PM
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SeanTom
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*awkward silence
May 20 2011 10:56PM
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skichicky3
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my thoughts exactly
May 20 2011 10:56PM
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1337
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leefuuuu
May 20 2011 10:56PM
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Raz.
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i really would like a new position in the family :D
May 20 2011 11:32PM
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