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The Family NS Thread

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SlimDunkin.
Posts: 2065 - Karma: 361
Ive always though of NS as a family, and too every family there are different roles to play...
For Example:
The Mom
The Dad
The Blacksheep
The Perverted Uncle
The Do Good Son
The Cousin you think is sooooo hot

And so on and so forth....

So NS tell me what you think

GO!
May 10 2011 10:05PM
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[evan]
Posts: 5628 - Karma: 117
The cousin you think is so hot does not exist im my family.
May 10 2011 10:05PM
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los.pinguinos
Posts: 555 - Karma: 34
shotty being the penguin
May 10 2011 10:05PM
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yeahno
Posts: 4008 - Karma: 3,414
Dad: Rowen

Mom: RBGM

thats all i got
May 10 2011 10:06PM
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ShredThePowdah.
Posts: 394 - Karma: 19

Mom: ashley.

no question about it

May 10 2011 10:07PM
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SlimDunkin.
Posts: 2065 - Karma: 361
Perverted Uncle: ECB
May 10 2011 10:07PM
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Chubz.
Posts: 13918 - Karma: 25,661
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May 10 2011 10:08PM
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Noss.
Posts: 4059 - Karma: 149
The son that lives in the basement but lurks at the same time: Me
May 10 2011 10:08PM
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SlimDunkin.
Posts: 2065 - Karma: 361
The overweight son, who sneaks chocolate into his room: eheath.
May 10 2011 10:08PM
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SlimDunkin.
Posts: 2065 - Karma: 361
Blacksheep: Arabian.
May 10 2011 10:11PM
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Broseph_Stalin
Posts: 3745 - Karma: 178
all red names fall under the dad catagory, and some green ones
May 10 2011 10:12PM
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[evan]
Posts: 5628 - Karma: 117
i was going to classify him as the drunken, fat, abusive father
May 10 2011 10:13PM
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Charlie_Kelly
Posts: 11954 - Karma: 12,298
The eldest, spoiled son with s sense of entitlement because his mom buys all his stuff: kangbang
May 10 2011 10:15PM
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CMYK
Posts: 1101 - Karma: 336
Eheath= Annoying Older Brother
May 10 2011 10:17PM
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SlimDunkin.
Posts: 2065 - Karma: 361
Or the youngest child who takes away all the attention ffrom the eldest children
May 10 2011 10:20PM
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SlimDunkin.
Posts: 2065 - Karma: 361
Gator=ADHD CHILD
May 10 2011 10:26PM
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General_Ripper
Posts: 3327 - Karma: 189
Buzz from home alone to be exact
May 10 2011 10:29PM
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kerryjj
Posts: 12 - Karma: 10
i want to be the hot cousin!
May 10 2011 10:30PM
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Big_Spence
Posts: 16177 - Karma: 4,352
the whoreish sister: applejuice.

the lost son: Anathema

perverted uncle: ECB

mommabear: ashley

socially awkward younger brother: 1337.

real brotha: Balto

older brother that still lives at home: arabian

successful older relative: woozy



i'll post more as i think of them.
May 10 2011 10:31PM
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Skittle.
Posts: 2537 - Karma: 718
well mommy of course
May 10 2011 10:32PM
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schism
Posts: 1705 - Karma: 389
papasteeze is for sure the father.
May 10 2011 10:32PM
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SeanTom
Posts: 7936 - Karma: 1,747
hahahahah
May 10 2011 10:33PM
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p-fo
Posts: 9372 - Karma: 6,155
Not without pics
May 10 2011 10:34PM
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[evan]
Posts: 5628 - Karma: 117
i love this
May 10 2011 10:34PM
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pomme-de-terre
Posts: 3915 - Karma: 703
i actually am your father.
all of your fathers.
May 10 2011 10:35PM
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Afeld
Posts: 3516 - Karma: 85
Relatives that you know of, but don't actually know = almost everyone on NS
May 10 2011 10:35PM
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katie.
Posts: 2833 - Karma: 874
I just want to toss this into my threadz. I have no idea who I would be....
May 10 2011 10:37PM
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SlimDunkin.
Posts: 2065 - Karma: 361
Whos the abusive alchoholic
May 10 2011 10:38PM
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Big_Spence
Posts: 16177 - Karma: 4,352
dingosean.
May 10 2011 10:39PM
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[evan]
Posts: 5628 - Karma: 117
Well at first I classed eheath as the drunken, fat, abusive father. but that role could be switched to something else.
May 10 2011 10:40PM
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No_Dub
Posts: 3357 - Karma: 294
this is cool
May 10 2011 10:41PM
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Huck_Norris
Posts: 11487 - Karma: 18,627
Well as long as ECB's not the cousin you should be safe

May 10 2011 10:56PM
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soulskier
Posts: 17806 - Karma: 3,841
haha, i can dig
May 10 2011 11:27PM
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Z-Juice
Posts: 3151 - Karma: 1,504

who is 33

May 10 2011 11:38PM
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[evan]
Posts: 5628 - Karma: 117
Shuttle: Houston we have a problem
Command: What is it?
Shuttle: It appears we have a "failure to launch."

haha
May 10 2011 11:40PM
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Milksteak
Posts: 9948 - Karma: 833
hahahahahahahaahahaha
May 10 2011 11:45PM
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Parrish
Posts: 8695 - Karma: 1,008
Me and Milksteak are actually related.

May 11 2011 12:02AM
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[evan]
Posts: 5628 - Karma: 117
ummm, how is that possible?
May 11 2011 12:03AM
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Parrish
Posts: 8695 - Karma: 1,008
Long lost cousins

We have the same last name, you can facebook check it.
May 11 2011 12:04AM
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[evan]
Posts: 5628 - Karma: 117
im friends with milksteak (phil i think) but not you. im assuming your name is andrew parrish, ill search it. but i feel like a fucking weirdo
May 11 2011 12:08AM
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Milksteak
Posts: 9948 - Karma: 833
HI
May 11 2011 12:10AM
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derbski
Posts: 3173 - Karma: 62
Grandpa: Harvey
Dad: Mr. Bishop
Drunk uncle who is fun until around 10 pm when things get sloppy: Ian Cosco
Still sitting at the "kids table" at family get-togethers: NSG
Person always has to say something: Skierman
May 11 2011 12:18AM
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SlimDunkin.
Posts: 2065 - Karma: 361
The drug addled dropout: OhMyBosh
May 11 2011 12:27AM
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ShredThePowdah.
Posts: 394 - Karma: 19

........facepalm.

May 11 2011 6:28AM
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_Ryan_
Posts: 1538 - Karma: 3,192
hot cousin = jibnut
May 11 2011 7:24AM
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TechnoPotamus
Posts: 11626 - Karma: 3,522
what a concept
May 11 2011 8:03AM
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LAME.
Posts: 5795 - Karma: 2,449
Whos going to be the retard of the family?
May 11 2011 8:24AM
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pigglywiggly
Posts: 4482 - Karma: 305
i concur.
May 11 2011 8:33AM
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Ski.Ballet
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Skiierman: bitter, senile grandfather who was a Nazi general
May 11 2011 9:53AM
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TechnoPotamus
Posts: 11626 - Karma: 3,522
ElGato is the family cat, who talks and flies around like the cheshire cat from Alice in Wonderland.

ElGato in Wonderland.

ElGerland.


May 11 2011 9:54AM
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FBGM
Posts: 8184 - Karma: 2,677
Me?
May 11 2011 10:50AM
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