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What's your most impressive delusion?

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RubberSoul
Posts: 11249 - Karma: 14,642
I actually have myself half believing that girls don't poop.. really, sometimes it takes me a second to think oh yeah girls DO poop, i just pretend they don't

what's your best?
May 10 2011 1:36PM
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Mr.Luke
Posts: 2441 - Karma: 166
wow, you really think that? (Only for a sec) Seriously? Wow, what's wrong with you
May 10 2011 1:38PM
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AssMunch
Posts: 358 - Karma: 78
I have none, because I'm pro as fuck!
May 10 2011 1:41PM
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fujarome
Posts: 8630 - Karma: 1,561
my room at school is next to a unisex bathroom....


trust me, girls not only poop, but they are seemingly more inclined than guys are to not flush.
May 10 2011 1:44PM
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RubberSoul
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May 10 2011 1:45PM
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DirtYStylE
Posts: 3652 - Karma: 8,888
My life could end at any moment. From the end of the world to a car crash.

I tell myself that I will live to be old and it has been working for me so far.
May 10 2011 1:49PM
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I_Am_Mod
Posts: 13214 - Karma: 3,753
hahaha, i wonder how he found out? does he go check the bowl after a girl pooped ?

maybe its just some guys who don't flush in an attempt to shock the girls ?
May 10 2011 2:13PM
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Peter.
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perfect response to that post
May 10 2011 2:14PM
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fujarome
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because every so often, i use the bathroom.

And it isn't hard to figure out when you see a girl coming out, then go in right after her, and there's a fresh log sitting in there awaiting its flush.
May 10 2011 2:14PM
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RubberSoul
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haha i'm not judging or questioning the way you know that. just responding visually to your attempt to break my impressive-ass delusion!
May 10 2011 2:15PM
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Huntre
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May 10 2011 2:16PM
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[evan]
Posts: 5628 - Karma: 117
Meth is one hell of a drug.
May 10 2011 2:27PM
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Mike-O
Posts: 14593 - Karma: 1,089
The word for "sluggish" in Finnish (verkkainen), to me, seems more like a word for quick, rapid action than unhurriedness. Just does not compute.
May 10 2011 2:31PM
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Schoellkopf
Posts: 1300 - Karma: 122
What's interesting is that we are all the children of "God", I like to refer to it as universal consciousness, biotic structures connected through consciousness. It is only our egos that cause us to place literal translations into this understanding (such as the idea and symbology of Jesus).



It's possible that this is my most impressive delusion as well.
May 10 2011 2:43PM
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hoodratz47
Posts: 12020 - Karma: 9,475

the image i portray for others to like me is different from the image so i will like myself.
May 10 2011 2:50PM
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PJS.
Posts: 11943 - Karma: 895
crosses self
May 10 2011 2:58PM
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Jane6
Posts: 5359 - Karma: 4,506
I still have to think a few seconds before I know how many states the US have. For some reason I thought it was 52 until I was 16.
May 10 2011 3:59PM
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Chompo.
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Opaque feel like someone is going to break into my house
May 10 2011 4:29PM
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TechnoPotamus
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i laughed pretty hard at that.


my delusions....ummm let's see.

when i was little i really didn't like turning to my right. no this is not a zoolander joke. so like if i walked through the house around a right corner, i'd spin to the left to do it. it was really strange. i did it for a good month too
May 10 2011 4:33PM
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feihlination
Posts: 8356 - Karma: 1,084
and you were a kid that wasnt good at reading
May 10 2011 6:45PM
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feihlination
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and you were a kid that wasnt good at reading
May 10 2011 6:45PM
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[~_~]
Posts: 20239 - Karma: 1,273
I like to pretend that I'm somehow ultimately contributing to society by pursuing film as a career, when deep down I know I simply don't have the competence to perform a job that actually matters.
May 10 2011 7:04PM
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RubberSoul
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i like your addition to the thread

but

i won't be working in film/video as a career, but i think about that kind of stuff a lot. providing entertainment, escape, art, inspiration etc etc.. that's contributing to society, make no mistake. it takes all kinds
May 10 2011 7:11PM
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PJS.
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aaah never say never
May 11 2011 1:51PM
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[~_~]
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Sure it has a role, but relative to that of politicians, doctors, scientists, and engineers, my work will have little effect on society. But that's okay, maybe the implication here is "fuck the human race" and do what I want to do during my blip of existence.
May 11 2011 1:54PM
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no_steeze
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i had a girl roommate a couple summers ago and every time i walked by the bathroom and it smelled like poop i got so confused and then i died a little
May 11 2011 1:57PM
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PJS.
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its your life. if you want to be an artist or a videographer, thats fine, whether it contributes to society or not
May 11 2011 1:58PM
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RudyGarmisch
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That the chair I'm sitting on is actually touching 'me'. That the things I'm touching are 'solid' and not 99 percent empty space.
May 11 2011 2:02PM
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ButteredToast.
Posts: 6459 - Karma: 2,570
Story time? what happened
May 11 2011 4:27PM
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los.pinguinos
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same
May 11 2011 5:05PM
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GayWolf420
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Girls dumps are fucking scarring, man.
May 11 2011 5:08PM
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no_steeze
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May 11 2011 10:49PM
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eastcoastjibb
Posts: 78 - Karma: 7
cool
May 11 2011 10:52PM
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Blurst
Posts: 13577 - Karma: 10,169
Yep that is my greatest delusion, that everything that I perceive as "matter" is "real"
May 11 2011 10:53PM
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tall_t
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i lold at the girls dont poo
May 11 2011 10:58PM
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special-J
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I alway's think of colors. One is that we all receive colors completely differently. This means that my "red" could be someone else's "blue", and so on. Someone may see "white" snow as your "orange". It is all just relative to what we know from the start; no one simply knows any better.

Another color one is this. Think of a new, undiscovered color.... exactly. YOU CAN'T. Just how it is impossible to see the unseen. You say it is preposterous; impossible for unimaginable colors to exist. But is it REALLY?
May 12 2011 12:04AM
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Mike-O
Posts: 14593 - Karma: 1,089
Ford Prefect from Hitchhiker's.

He's always Ford Perfect to me as I first read it wrong and we've never had cars of that model here, haha.
May 12 2011 2:15PM
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Brock.
Posts: 5698 - Karma: 1,332
Thinking that skiing was going to be a lifelong love. I realized not long ago that once I graduate high school I will have to choose to pursue a real education that will help me become somewhat successful or ski for a few years, pissing away my 20's.

It hit me pretty hard.
May 12 2011 2:36PM
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SirFryanator
Posts: 11149 - Karma: 1,415
yep
May 12 2011 3:03PM
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Lord.Quasimoto
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Politicians as a whole do more harm then good... So at least be happy knowing your video's don't hurt anyone.
May 12 2011 3:14PM
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RudyGarmisch
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Heres another one. How can you prove, right now, that you arent dreaming?
May 12 2011 3:17PM
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SirFryanator
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the world is a hologram...in theory :P

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Holographic_principle

the matrix was right! shit.
May 12 2011 3:19PM
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Blurst
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The holographic theory is so interesting to me because it really explains a lot of things that we cannot explain.
May 12 2011 4:20PM
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soulskier
Posts: 17806 - Karma: 3,841
that i'm the happiest person alive
May 12 2011 4:24PM
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geteducated
Posts: 6410 - Karma: 86
you and my bro should get together. when he went manic he thought he was beezlebub reincarnate.
May 12 2011 4:38PM
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MitchConnors
Posts: 282 - Karma: 10
Completely agree and im a political science student
May 12 2011 10:03PM
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incognegroe
Posts: 84 - Karma: 10
I used to think that i was the only real human on earth and that everyone around me were just hallucinations of my mind or mindless robots

ahhh the stoner daze
May 12 2011 10:12PM
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MatRich
Posts: 4789 - Karma: 1,813
whenever I build something or set something up, I have the delusion that its not as safe as if someone else made it ( pre assembled) when realy I know I did it properly and saw its sturdyness with my own eyes, I beleive it to be a lot less sturdy.
May 12 2011 10:41PM
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MatRich
Posts: 4789 - Karma: 1,813
I just thought about an example. I assembled my bed (frame and all) and even though it is sturdy as fuck, I still had the delusion that it would just break apart right when I sit on it. If I had it pre assembled I would jump on it and assume its unbreakable.
May 12 2011 10:43PM
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cottage_steeze
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I used to try and tell my friends this when i was 10, they looked at me like i was the stupidest person ever. still makes sense to me though
May 12 2011 11:01PM
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