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How to assassinate someone?

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KarmaInitiative
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At my school there's a game where each senior get the name of another senior and you have to "assassinate" them by shooting them with a water gun. Someone also has your name so you have to avoid getting shot. School and jobs are off limits, so you basically have to stalk your person.

I need some ideas on how to get my person, what do you think?
May 9 2011 12:31PM
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Charlie_Kelly
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REPOST
May 9 2011 12:33PM
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incognegroe
Posts: 84 - Karma: 10
wake up early and get on his roof then shoot him when he walks outside to go to his car assuming he has one
May 9 2011 12:34PM
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soulskier
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does your person go jogging in dark alleys at night? you need to figure out there schedule, so yes, stalk them
May 9 2011 12:34PM
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pink_squid
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first find ur guy.

shoot him with water pistol,

DONE

May 9 2011 12:35PM
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dex.
Posts: 2973 - Karma: 62
1) throw away squirt gun

2) acquire real gun

3) shoot your person

4) go to jail
























7)PROFIT!!?!?!!@!@!
May 9 2011 12:38PM
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Bar_Down
Posts: 5896 - Karma: 395
the FBI are probably monitoring this thread
May 9 2011 1:08PM
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GDeals
Posts: 168 - Karma: 230
challenge him/her to a gun draw at dusk, and secretly load your Glock 9mm with carbonated water.......
May 9 2011 1:15PM
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qbehr
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yes i am certain
May 9 2011 1:21PM
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BMB
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Senior Assassins. Classic. Don't wait too long because you're assassin will probably close in on you. Just go at them guns squirting and make it epic.
May 9 2011 1:21PM
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RubberSoul
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see if one of their friends will help set them up. CRISS CROSS
May 9 2011 1:22PM
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tommyp1ckles
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make it look like a suicide
May 9 2011 1:28PM
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Inbred_Redneck
Posts: 2776 - Karma: 28
Hide in their closet. And get them at night, they will shit bricks.
May 9 2011 1:30PM
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midwestpowhunter
Posts: 2198 - Karma: 189
Pee on him instead
May 9 2011 1:37PM
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ElChapoTrapHaus
Posts: 1250 - Karma: 38
we did it back in the day with nerf.
best is early in the morning,
I was able to hide in the backseat of my target's jeep, you would be amazed at how many people don't check their backseat for danger.
I actually let him get about a quarter mile before i took him. I got nervous that if he got going too fast it could be trouble. Scared the shit out of him, and scored one for the team.
May 9 2011 1:56PM
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Mr.Luke
Posts: 2441 - Karma: 166
Acquire water cannon. In the morning, before they get in their car/bus, DESTROY.
May 9 2011 2:00PM
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Mr.LemonPie
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May 9 2011 2:13PM
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Flying~Squirrel
Posts: 6494 - Karma: 192
this
May 9 2011 2:16PM
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steezy.stew
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trespassing on private property much?
May 9 2011 2:52PM
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belden...
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.... so
May 9 2011 2:54PM
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S.RUZYCKI
Posts: 498 - Karma: 28

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May 9 2011 2:58PM
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Pee_and_Ski
Posts: 1869 - Karma: 57
really you have to ask ns for this? get creative man, we played when i was in school, we stalked one kid all day, like from 7am till we got hit at night

have fun man
May 9 2011 3:00PM
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Lt-Aldo-Raine
Posts: 2309 - Karma: 120
Have a neutral friend who owns a truck go to his house and pick him up to go somewhere. When your friend gives you the signal stand up from laying down in the bed and super soak his ass.
May 9 2011 4:18PM
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Hoppy
Posts: 685 - Karma: 95
Win?

http://cgi.ebay.com/Large-Ghille-Suit-3D-Camo-Woodland-Med-Lrg-/250814089215?pt=LH_DefaultDomain_0&hash=item3a65af47ff

Unless you live in the artic.........
May 9 2011 4:40PM
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californiagrown
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ummmm use a hose? call it a water bazooka. find out how he/she gets to school, and then do a drive by.
May 9 2011 4:45PM
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.Apex.
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get his dog or car and tie them down on the road, and get someone to pretend to drive at them and when they come out to help you attack
May 9 2011 5:03PM
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blackoutbill
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I'm thinking next years gaper day suit
May 9 2011 5:08PM
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CAPITA-DEVOURS
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lololol. if you are small enough to have that big on you...
May 9 2011 5:20PM
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hamburgler
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humans are 61% water, so you all lose.
May 9 2011 5:44PM
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PJS.
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ghillie suit? if your a badass
May 9 2011 5:46PM
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A_Harrington
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hire this guy hes reliable

May 9 2011 5:51PM
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skiblandford
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wow are you serious, clearly you didn't read the whole thread he is asking for ideas not just telling us what the game is
May 9 2011 5:53PM
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Troy.
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So picture this. It's last period and the bell rings. You and some mates follow him out to his car. He gets in, starts it and goes. You leave too and follow him, but two cars behind. At a red light, you put on your masks, get out of your car, surround his, rip open the doors, spray every inch of the car with a watergun. By this point, it is a green light. You run back to your car, get in, take the masks off, and drive away.
May 9 2011 5:55PM
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midwestpowhunter
Posts: 2198 - Karma: 189
Get the fire dept in on it, post up in front of his house when he comes out blast on him. Or duel wield garden hoses from his yard and Swiss cheese him up.
May 9 2011 6:20PM
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theabortionator
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May 9 2011 7:26PM
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ski_4_lyfe.
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this will give you some pointers on how to do it
May 9 2011 8:11PM
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[evan]
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I use to remove the air restrictors on Nerf guns, to this day i sleep with an un-restricted bolt action Nerf sniper.
May 9 2011 8:21PM
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