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Which pro skier gets the most babes?

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PapDaddy
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Which pro skier do you guys think gets the most ladies?

My guesses are jossi or schlopy
May 8 2011 9:18PM
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Flying~Squirrel
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bobby brown, cause hes in the x-games, is pretty attractive, and only 19.
May 8 2011 10:19PM
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Alex_G
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the real question is which pro hoe gets slammed the most
May 8 2011 10:20PM
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tall_t
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yes to: chug, joe shuster, tj, bobby, and torin. hell nos : andy, b%e boyz (too gangsta), and TC
May 8 2011 10:44PM
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DUKES
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simon gets the most dudes thats fer sure
May 8 2011 10:47PM
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WikiWiki
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good one bro
May 9 2011 12:04AM
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Jaymon
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... McMurray!
May 9 2011 12:51AM
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Rachy
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Canadian halfpipe ski team.... I always thought the girl who does the entire team is a whore, but if a girl did that team, id just high five her.
May 9 2011 1:50AM
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k-rob
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Jossi Wells gets my bet.
May 9 2011 1:58AM
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Anorak
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god me too. no homo but i'd raviage that penis.
May 9 2011 2:03AM
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Cufe.
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TJ, Sean Pettit, or Joe Schuster.

Also, I believe Jossi is actually religious (read in a Q&A with him) so he is probably not so into the whole "hit it and quit it" idea.
May 9 2011 2:47AM
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los.pinguinos
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steve stepp??
May 9 2011 2:53AM
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aussieskier
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I was in portillo over august, the girls were all over Colby west who was there shooting for Spyder, dont know if he hooked up with any of them though. me on the other hand hooked up with a girl from Florida, moving over there in 3 weeks. boom!
May 9 2011 5:53AM
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Isabelle
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Elias ambuhl is doing pretty good, thats what I heard. also Tanner prbly.

May 9 2011 6:20AM
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84891jnf92048
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hi steve?
May 9 2011 6:49AM
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cwillygood
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dont think jossi is a major player but thats just me
May 9 2011 7:09AM
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brendo.
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Jon
May 9 2011 7:29AM
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TechnoPotamus
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hahaha woww i just had a Ski Movie nostalgia moment so bad

"i don't do shit, i get shit done, i ski around the world but the west coast is where i'm from"
May 9 2011 9:11AM
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michelle
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HAHAHAHA!

Amazing.
May 9 2011 9:34AM
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Big_Spence
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May 9 2011 9:42AM
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RubberSoul
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no hate but are you guys kidding about dumont? girl's don't generally fawn over short angry competitive dudes. no hate to simon i'm sure he gets it in but he's a terrible answer for this thread
May 9 2011 10:14AM
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Big_Spence
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everyone is definitely joking when they say Simon.
it's kinda common knowledge here on NS that he is a douche with little man syndrome.
May 9 2011 10:17AM
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RubberSoul
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ahh my b
May 9 2011 10:18AM
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ChadThundercock
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nobody is too young for pussy.
May 9 2011 10:37AM
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Isabelle
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watch transitions, it will change your opinion about simon.
May 9 2011 10:41AM
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HermioneGranger
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This is a great thread!
May 9 2011 10:45AM
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asapCferg
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coming from a girl....im guessing bobby brown or alex schlopy. if i had to chose from any pro id say sammy c haha
May 9 2011 11:09AM
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FerrisBueller
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Despite what all you guys think they all have hot ass girlfirends or wives, besides joe shuster i think.
May 9 2011 11:37AM
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FerrisBueller
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he already has a pussy to fuck
May 9 2011 11:37AM
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zagfan5
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duh, kevin rolland

he;s french. nuff said.
May 9 2011 11:41AM
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Bi-ShredinalGuy
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bobby or jossi for sure!
May 9 2011 11:42AM
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Anathema
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steele spence. he just seems like a nice guy and is always smiling.
May 9 2011 11:42AM
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Panduh_Bayr
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Well you have to consider who would have the most face-time on news/mags/etc. So girls who might go to X or shit, it would have to be the athlete they actually know who the fuck it is. haha.

May 9 2011 11:44AM
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eldridge
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andy parry definitely
May 9 2011 11:52AM
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Park_Ranger
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i would say hands down Tanner Hall. I bet that dude ran through more pussy in the past 10 years than most do in a life time. I could see Bobby taking it as well, and that is a damn shame.
May 9 2011 11:54AM
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bpalmer
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john symms after that killer personals ad that he threw down in war
May 9 2011 12:00PM
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PacificRimJob
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I happen to know a few who would surely be in the running for that prize...
May 9 2011 12:13PM
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jibnut
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In my eyes, yes. I agree. Andy Parry is the most attractive pro skier
May 9 2011 12:29PM
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ECB
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you're dead!
May 9 2011 12:31PM
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Aaaron.
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andy parry has no swag
May 9 2011 12:33PM
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TravelingCircus
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andy parry



NOT
May 9 2011 1:14PM
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BMB
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WTF! Brad Holmes is back, fuck yeah.
"I don't do shit, I get shit done, I ski around the world, but the west coast is where I'm from"
May 9 2011 1:23PM
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KarmaInitiative
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Chompton
May 9 2011 1:24PM
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hoodratz47
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no lie i had some of that stuff...


and i see what you did there.
May 9 2011 1:26PM
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Static
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^haha i always wondered if it was real
May 9 2011 1:44PM
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DsMoK3
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Compton, he has a very nice smile
May 9 2011 2:16PM
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hoodratz47
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lol mt hood is like the summer base for pro hoes...

when i was a lifty ..... i tell you what.. some girls will do about anything to get on the chair.
bottom of palmer.. theres is a downstairs ... and if you brought a black light there... watch-out.

one day. we were working and this other lifty who was crafty... and there was this cute racer girl lapping and shit and she kept staring at him.. so one time he says .. hey you wanna go fuck downstairs..

she goes. sure.... takes her down there and fucks her with her ski boots still on.. and she was 16.

almost as good as me getting a blowjob at the top of palmer at the controls watching people pass by... then like 2 seconds after i was done. the head of patrol came in saw her... laughed and just sat down .. she left.. and then me and the patrolman had a good chuckle about blowjobs.
May 9 2011 2:33PM
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adammontel
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soooooooo you nailed the canadian halfpipe team?
May 9 2011 2:35PM
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adammontel
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you heard!? uh huh sure bud




you found out ;)
May 9 2011 2:38PM
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steezy.stew
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Wait a minute. Isn't Jossi a hardcore bible thumper? thus one would think he wouldn't readily condone such base behavior. Just saying

May 9 2011 2:40PM
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Jane6
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I laughed so hard, but then I realised how fucked up that is
May 9 2011 2:45PM
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