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danderson.
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This might be a repost, but I searched and found things similar, but not what I had in mind.

I had an idea where everyone would post their favorite personal smoking story and then the person below them would rate it (similar to the Rate A Newschooler, and Rate My Icon threads). They don't have to be funny, but anything that was memorable can be posted.

Go.

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RIP_leos_shack
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Me and some buddies were hotboxing the Creekside Ganjola at Whistler on a DEEP day. Due to all the snow, we can't see shit out the window so we have no idea where we are. We then realize that we're almost to the top and that we need to unbox the ganjola stat. Problem is the windows were so iced over we couldn't even open them. So we get to the top and a fuckin cloud billows out of our car and the lifties just laugh their asses off.
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bakedpow
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I was chilling one time and i spilt bong water all over my pants! It looked like i pissed myself with bong water. I haz to go change ma clothes then cuz i smell funny.
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Deezy
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this one time... at band camp...

and is it just me, or does it rly suck when everyone around you is sober as fuck in a serious (life threatening) situation while you are baked and drunk? yeah... doesnt help.
14 years ago
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ChillTeenDad420
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hasn't happened yet..

care to elaborate?
14 years ago
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OhGoodLawd
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I just ate a quart of resin, no joke. Some buds (no pun intended) and I have been saving the resin from our bowls for months now and I just basically drank it. It's not kicking in yet, but it should because I just burned some hash out of a Sprite can. It was fantastic. I cannot wait for the new life everyone.

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Nathn
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I hope you're trolling because that won't do anything.
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danderson.
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http://boards.cannabis.com/cannabis-com-lounge/155732-proof-resin-really-gets-you-high.html
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Davy.Crockett
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the frogs the greatest
14 years ago
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Big_Spence
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ha they're smoking it, not eating it. of course smoking res gets you high.
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a.wall
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so me and my friend were blazing at this school, and it was the fall so there was lots of dry leafs on the ground. it was kinda windy and we were trying to make the lighter work, so we has only gotten a few tokes each at this time. we kept thinking we were hearing someone coming (cause we were around a corner and lights were on in the school), but then realized it was just leafs. we thought we heard someore footsteps, so my friend looked around the corner just incase. some old fucking mexican night janitor was walking right towards us with garbage in his hand. so my friend wispers "fuck lets peace"

so we speed walk out towards the parking lot of the school and there was a doorway with a wall beside it, i decide to chuck the 2L bottle we were using as a bong behind the wall. it made the loudest fucking noise ever.

little did I know that the janitor was about 5 paces behind us at the time. and he yelled WHAT WAS THAT?

so me and my friend speedwalked the fuck out of there pretending we didnt hear him.

not so much a funny story as a scary one.
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a.wall
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round 2.

me and my friend were smoking at the same school in my previous post. but in the field this time. it was really dark and like 11:30 at night so we thought we were all clear. some person walking their fucking dog in the middle of the night walks into the fucking school area. we thought it might have been my friend's brother&girlfriend on the count of the dog was white, but then the guy came closer. it was some huge guy with a big white beard who looked like a viet nam vet. we wanted to not fuck with this guy so we bolted behind a big tree. but then his dog started sniffing and walking in our direction (we had no way to get out as the feild is enclosed). the dog gets really close and kinda whimpers at us. but then luckely the big man called his dog and then they left and went about their business.

another not so funny smoking story. shouldnt have even been scary but we were baked so we were kinda freaking out
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The_Big_Tuna
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alright not ballsy, but funny: so on a middle school ski trip, me & 2 of my friends climbed up into the woods, and got baked out of our minds. we proceeded to eat lunch with a mentally challenged kid, and laughed are ass's off at everything he said. then end.
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AGOF
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this isnt funny, this is just you and youre friends being douches
14 years ago
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250r
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my roommate got home shit drunk one night and was pretty well passed the fuck out on the couch, but still was just rollin around yelling shit acting like an idiot, so i tried to get him to get up so he could take a bong toke and then go to bed, but he was still pretty out of it and i handed him the bong. He thought it was a beer, chugged down pretty well all the old bong water, and then just went right back to being passsed the fuck out on the couch with out saying a word. I couldnt believe he didnt just puke everywhere, i asked him about it in the morning but he obviously had no recollection of it by that point.
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Caspian
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Probably my 4th or 5th time smoking. We got out of school at 9:30 after doing this stupid test thing and headed to my friends to smoke. We were all preeettty high and I decided I was going to eat some pudding. Mind you, I was too lazy to go get a spoon, so there I was trying to eat pudding out of the cup. Not a bad idea, except once you get past halfway you can't just scoop it out with your tongue anymore. Anyway, I then proceeded to upturn the pudding cup and it spilled out onto my face. At that point, I finally got up to go get a spoon. I find a spoon, but on a whim I open up my friends freezer.

What did I find?

Eggo Blueberry Waffles.

I immediately grab the waffles and run back to my friends room, and hide them behind my back, and go:
"Guys... Guys... *giggles*... guess what guys... *more laughing*... BLUEBERRY FUCKING WAFFLES" and whip them out from behind my back. Everyone just looked at me like I was insane and then burst out laughing. It was a great day.
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Bukkakeskitrip
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lol
14 years ago
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Skiingsnow
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hot boxing all the gondolas at whistler blackcomb and straightling groomers all day with fat skis and no poles, not necessarily funny but a good day
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OhGoodLawd
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Sorry for trolling earlier, I was so baked. Anyway, I have another story. So a friend and I are a his house at about 11:00 pm and his parents are well asleep. He decides to hit up a bowl in the living room where we were watching TV. He takes a toke and passes it to me. I hit it hard and then same cycle goes on for about 45 minutes so we're pretty baked by the end of it and his living room is smoked the fuck out. I'm talking that early morning fog shit. It was that heavy. I could barely see the TV. So we're giggling on and on and then he goes to the computer and I watch the show "Skins" for like an hour and I'm laughing my ass off at every thing they say. He then comes over to the TV and goes "Dude...we're going a girl's house in lik 15 minutes. Get your ass up". I start giggling and say "ok" and get up from the M&M covered couch. I wash my hair a little and then I'm ready. His friend picks us up and we're on our way. He's blasting "Gonorrhea" by Lil Wayne and I'm rocking out in the backseat. Anyway, we finally get to the girl's house and hit some more bowls before we go in. We sneak in the window and suprise 'em. Then I passed out on the floor and woke up to laughing and it's 4 am. I'm still baked so it's awesome. We then leave about 5 am after the girls start puking from drinking and figure out that we just drove 10 miles out and we have no ride home...

We start laughing so hard that I am crying super hard. It then took us 3 hours to walk home and we never got caught by cops or anyone. Oh yeah, and it was pouring the whole time.

Greatest night ever. Although, I'm sure there will be better ones.

14 years ago
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danderson.
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Haha nice nice.
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