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soup
Posts: 6343 - Karma: 4,415
i got this email today. its probly already been posted but its so funny

1. COVER YOUR STUMP BEFORE U HUMP

2. BEFORE U ATTACK HER, WRAP YOUR WHACKER

3. DON'T BE SILLY, PROTECT YOUR WILLY

4. WHEN IN DOUBT, SHROUD YOUR SPOUT

5. DON'T BE A LONER, COVER YOUR BONER

6. YOU CANT GO WRONG, IF U SHIELD YOUR DONG

7. IF YOU'RE NOT GOIN TO SACK IT, GO HOME AND WHACK IT.

8. IF U THINK SHE'S SPUNKY, COVER YOUR MONKEY

9. IF U SLIP BETWEEN HER THIGHS, BE SURE TO CONDOMIZE

10. IT WILL BE SWEETER IF U WRAP YOUR PETER

11. SHE WONT GET SICK IF U WRAP YOUR DICK

12. IF U GO IN TO HEAT, PACKAGE YOUR MEAT

13. WHLE YR UNDRESSING VENUS, DRESS UP YOUR PENIS

14. WHEN U TAKE OFF HER PANTS AND BLOUSE, SLIP UP YOUR TROUSER MOUSE

15. ESPECIALLY IN DECEMBER, GIFT WRAP YOUR MEMBER

16. NEVER,NEVER DECK HER WITH AN UNWRAPPED PECKER

17. DONT BE A FOOL, VULCANIZE YOUR TOOL

18. THE RIGHT SELECTION WILL PROTECT YOUR ERECTION

19. WRAP IT IN FOIL BEFORE CHECKING HER OIL

20. A CRANK WITH ARMOR WILL NEVER HARM HER

21. NO GLOVE, NO LOVE!


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ARMADAS ARE THE BEST SKI!!!BUY THEM
Jul 23 2004 10:16PM
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Danger.
Posts: 3476 - Karma: 58
Sex can wait, masturbate. If in doubt, whip it out.

Not safe sex, but oh well.


penguinmilk
Jul 23 2004 10:18PM
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ECfreeski3
Posts: 12019 - Karma: 126
dont be a dummy, cum on her tummy
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'the paris hilton video was terrible..it was all inferred and shit. it was like tom clancy was fucking her or something.' mommy
Jul 23 2004 10:26PM
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Irotate360
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props^



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ya, i know, mommy and daddy got me a cell hpone, but it was for safety reasons while driving the lexus they bought me.
Jul 23 2004 10:57PM
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Ds91260
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that last one was dope


Fuck You
Jul 24 2004 12:13AM
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freeze_pooter
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yeah it was
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Jul 24 2004 12:17AM
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P-JO
Posts: 6853 - Karma: 75
Before you nut, stick it in her butt.




patj
Jul 24 2004 12:18AM
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Schmitz
Posts: 4272 - Karma: 103
you cant have pleasure untill you...



Mountaineering is fun too.

-Eric
Jul 24 2004 12:18AM
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freeze_pooter
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...put your penis in her vagina!
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Jul 24 2004 12:19AM
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Schmitz
Posts: 4272 - Karma: 103
you cant mine her unless you go behind her.



Mountaineering is fun too.

-Eric
Jul 24 2004 12:21AM
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freeze_pooter
Posts: 3296 - Karma: 16
just going down is fine all around
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Jul 24 2004 12:22AM
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P-JO
Posts: 6853 - Karma: 75
I win...hands down.




patj
Jul 24 2004 1:04AM
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petek
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god damn, i live in the place with the highest clap infestation in the world. I call it the clapitol.


Golden Wheelchair bound
Jul 24 2004 5:28AM
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poorboy
Posts: 917 - Karma: 10
hahahaha
Dont go to England...E V E R
Jul 24 2004 6:00AM
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Sharpy
Posts: 7596 - Karma: 19
hahahaha
Jul 24 2004 11:11AM
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404404
Posts: 11358 - Karma: 21,034
Do it in the Ass its like a free pass







Girl: Did you get it?

Boy: Hold on. I'm looking.

Girl: That was me back in may

Girl: I've lost weight since then.

Boy: I hope so

Girl: what?!?



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Jul 24 2004 11:29AM
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r_witt
Posts: 911 - Karma: 10
if her legs are spreadin
u gotta get in
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if i had no hands, id have a tee shirt that said, 'ever been stump fucked?' - cj
Jul 24 2004 11:53AM
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hucker22
Posts: 6176 - Karma: 23
for no little kiddies cum on her titties
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some people like their cucumber pickled
Jul 24 2004 3:20PM
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Geoffrey
Posts: 1219 - Karma: 11
hucker22 u fucking rule


'HOW THE FUCK AM I SUPPOSED TO RELAX WHEN I MAN IS GONNA STICK HIS TWO FINGERS IN MY ASSHOLE'
-hoodratz47
Jul 24 2004 7:55PM
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LittleDevil720
Posts: 3719 - Karma: 8
scratch174 you fucking rule

if your going to do her in her latch, cover your hatch


Jul 24 2004 8:17PM
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LittleDevil720
Posts: 3719 - Karma: 8
scratch174 you fucking rule

if your going to do her in her latch, cover your hatch


Jul 24 2004 8:18PM
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