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Pretty sure death by puking will be the result of my night. I was poisoned by food this morning in combination with getting excessively drunk last night and can't even keep liquids in my stomach. The only thing that was successfully digested was one orange popsicle today at approximately 3:30pm.
My blood sugar is so low that I fainted today, but I CANNOT EAT.... or really move around at all.
Moral of the story is..... I need some laughs. Prreeeeeese help meh smile?