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Calling in sick? tips

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cool_name
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so my dad got tickets to the hockey game i need to call in sick to my work any tips? a tip for other people out there is a rolled ankle  great exuse cause you can be fine very quick(already used so cant use it again)btw i only work once a week and spare me the talks about how its bad work habits cmon its the playoffs!
May 7 2011 4:07AM
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RudyGarmisch
Posts: 25443 - Karma: 13,845
SARS.
May 7 2011 4:11AM
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Balto
Posts: 26006 - Karma: 4,481
"hey boss, I went to bed last night feeling pretty off, and woke up just feeling like complete shit, it's probably best if i don't come in to work today, sorry"
May 7 2011 4:14AM
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Abc567def
Posts: 8756 - Karma: 801
"Hey, I had woke up this morning to a Game Cube next to my bed and a big black dildo sticking out of my ass. I think i might have been bro-raped so I should prob stay home.""
May 7 2011 4:16AM
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mtbakerteacher
Posts: 4185 - Karma: 20
Rough night last night, hit the catnip hard, alley cats took a chunk out need to recupe
May 7 2011 4:18AM
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Elijah.
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Tried to get this mouse bossman, but he was too quick. Just. Too. Damn. Quick.
May 7 2011 4:18AM
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3-6-steeze
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say you don't want to get anyone else sick and you're good
May 7 2011 4:22AM
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Rob~
Posts: 143 - Karma: 16
Just say you have a personal/family emergency and you won't be able to make it in, it's super vague and he's a rude cunt if he asks you to go into any detail.
May 7 2011 5:48AM
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Big_Willy
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Try being honest - "hey my Dad got me playoff tickets and I would love to go with him, whats up." Have you tried switching with anyone?
May 7 2011 6:10AM
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[evan]
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That sounds fucking retarded. "Hey boss, I'm not coming to work today because I'm going to a hockey game. I hope you understand."
May 7 2011 7:07AM
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Mormor_Olga
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"I have been infected by a very dangerous bacterium that causes you to grow tentacles and shit out your intestines, highly contagious"
May 7 2011 8:15AM
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