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Ski Jokes

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NS,

I need your best ski jokes or puns.
Sorry for the parallel thread; I wasn't sure in which forum this one should go.

Thanks!
May 5 2011 5:32PM
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Rossberger
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What'd the fat skier who couldn't stop himself yell?
I need to lay off the french fries

these are hard to do haha.
May 5 2011 5:35PM
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danderson.
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Lego my Eggo

May 5 2011 5:44PM
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Proletariat.
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A parking lot
May 5 2011 5:45PM
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Travapple.
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tammy walnuts
May 5 2011 5:49PM
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smallmtskier
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jiblife....
May 5 2011 7:51PM
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theJones
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what is the difference between a snowboarder and a vacuum…

.. where you attach the dirtbag
May 5 2011 7:52PM
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asapCferg
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i lolled..
May 5 2011 8:09PM
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DERS.
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how do you get to chads gap from the bottom of alta?
May 5 2011 8:11PM
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Christian[MN]
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What do you call 100 black people at the bottom of the ocean?
May 5 2011 8:11PM
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naturday
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"ill lipslide your rail if you nose press my box"
reverse order if you are male
clever and an excellent pick up line
May 5 2011 8:46PM
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KillaSteeze
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hahahahahahahaaha WIN
May 5 2011 8:58PM
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EmperorKuzco
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win.
May 5 2011 8:58PM
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p-fo
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Oh hey there. I will certainly straightline you chute if you lipslide my rail.
May 5 2011 9:02PM
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SkiThe603
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Simon Dumont /thread
May 5 2011 9:03PM
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justinp4400
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if said to another skier, i actually thought that was funny.........because......












































it will never be finishedt
May 5 2011 9:14PM
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monkatizer
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heyyyy..that was my one!!!
May 5 2011 9:16PM
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