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arneson
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Whats your senior prank going to be??

This year we are stealing a pig and putting him in an elevator with firecrackers during lunch. Then press the down button to the lunch room. Then the pig will go crazy.

May 5 2011 10:11AM
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katie.
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This absolutely sucks.

Last year the graduating class of 2010 (Roman Numeral: X) put huge X's of birdseed in the parkinglot and the birds came in swarms, they made the teachers pay a toll when they drove into the school, and they listed the principal's car on Kijiji. And they were in cahoots with the maintenance and security guys and they managed to take apart the door frame of our main hall enough to fit a mini cooper inside the school....it was wild and crazy shit.

May 5 2011 7:01PM
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chill_davis
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wut
May 5 2011 7:01PM
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JuliusJ
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put cones in front of the school entraces, fill them with quick cement, they have to break them apart to get into the school
May 5 2011 7:10PM
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[-mvee-]
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lift a mattress with a crane in the pool. automatic win forsure.
May 5 2011 7:19PM
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Spic-N-SpaN
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Our school has gates on the entrance and exit of the school parking lot, which is the only way on to the campus.

So last year as part of the senior prank, they closed the gates during the night and chained them up a few times. When the busses and cars came in the morning no one knew what was going on and just stopped there in the middle of the street and they ended up backing up traffic all the way through town
May 5 2011 7:25PM
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.Emerson.
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OMGHAHAAHAHIHAVENEVERHEARDTHISONEBEFORELOLOLOLSOORIGINAL



You could try putting a pool in the upstairs crane, it usually takes a cow to get it out.
May 5 2011 7:39PM
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FerrisBueller
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just an idea but I heard that if a mattress absorbs water from a body of water such as a public swimming pool, it usually takes a crane to get it out.



..but seriously, the kids at the highschool just 20 miles away put a car in their math wing halls, super tight to walk around and took off the wheels. pretty fuckin funny.
May 5 2011 7:45PM
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erica
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get all the seniors to meet at bus stops, there won't be enough room, they'll have to call more buses and the routes will be delayed for all the lower schools
May 5 2011 7:56PM
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MothaHucker
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weak shit, kids at my school sawed a car in half and welded it back together around the flagpole. according to my brother

May 5 2011 8:00PM
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Steeze_Minister
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I heard if you put a pool in a crane upstairs it takes a cow to get the car out, because the mattress absorbs water
May 5 2011 8:19PM
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HERCULES.
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my personal senior prank is im gona get naked and wear just an ape mask, then jump into the school pool naked, then run a lap around the inside and outside of school, then my boys gana pick me up. and dont think im not gana do this necause i seriously am. the ftass security guards dont have a chance
May 5 2011 8:23PM
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blackjakesteele
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Were't you the one that almost got raped by people from omegle?
May 5 2011 8:28PM
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Piste.Off
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our school has a no cell phone policy so tomorrow we all have our phone alarms set to go off at the same time on loud during first period in our lockers. it should be super loud.
May 5 2011 8:29PM
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klayer_9
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thats mean to the pig.
May 5 2011 8:31PM
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p-fo
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ping pong balls. lots of them. everywhere.
May 5 2011 8:35PM
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Z-Juice
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haha maybe put a matress in your school's pool. It usually takes a crane to get it out
May 5 2011 9:00PM
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SkiThe603
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poop in all the urinals
May 5 2011 9:02PM
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E.FARR
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May 5 2011 9:15PM
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Blurst
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May 5 2011 9:21PM
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blackjakesteele
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I think this matress crane joke is going to become one of the next big thing. At least in this thread.
May 5 2011 9:39PM
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SPskier543
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A couple people in the class 2 years ahead of me took a large wooden swingset and pit it in the pool. There was a sand box on the bottom of it and they filled it completely with rocks and sand and stuff so it was incredibly hard to get out
May 5 2011 9:41PM
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Blurst
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AS IF YOU FUCKING BEAT ME TO IT
May 5 2011 9:43PM
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Piste.Off
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its from b
May 5 2011 9:44PM
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Elmo.
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i love this thread. but seriously if you put a crane in the pool you have to get a mattress to get it out.





cant wait for senior pranks next year. im gunna go pro the whole thing...
May 5 2011 9:47PM
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blackjakesteele
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B? I must be new here.
May 5 2011 9:49PM
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Blurst
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/b/ google it and learn the wonders of the internet
May 5 2011 9:50PM
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blackjakesteele
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Woah. My karma took a hit after that cluelesness. And 4chan... i see...
May 5 2011 9:54PM
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EmperorKuzco
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4chan Nate you've heard me talk about it before
May 5 2011 10:07PM
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evelli
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no you got it all wrong, u use a crane to put a soaked mattress in an empty pool and let the cows dry it out.
May 5 2011 10:07PM
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blackjakesteele
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Yeah I know what 4chan is ive heard of it long ago. I just didnt know that "B" was refering to 4chan.
May 5 2011 10:12PM
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blackjakesteele
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Yeah I know what 4chan is ive heard of it long ago. I just didnt know that "B" was refering to 4chan.
May 5 2011 10:12PM
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DW.
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threads, this is hilarious
May 5 2011 10:27PM
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EmperorKuzco
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Dub post
May 5 2011 10:30PM
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ALaw
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were gonna get everyones old christmas trees and make a forest through our quad since its so small and make one tiny pathway through... gonna be epic
May 5 2011 10:44PM
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theater.thug
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Cool
May 5 2011 10:55PM
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Algebra
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Get 3 pigs label them 1,2, and 4. They will search for 3 for forever!
May 5 2011 10:59PM
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c.davis
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sack up and tell your school to suck it
May 5 2011 11:18PM
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c.davis
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Ya in Michigan you cant dig up certain trees, so were also planting 20 trees all over the school especially in front
May 5 2011 11:19PM
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ryantheconnolly
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get 3 pigs and label them 1,2 and 4. itll take a crane for them to find number 3
May 6 2011 12:12AM
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Wesley.P
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i lost it right here
May 6 2011 12:25AM
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Nacho_Steeze
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If your crane has a matress in it, put a school in it. it usually takes a pool to get it out.
May 6 2011 12:39AM
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Gnarwall
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yupppp. Did you hear about the Mini Bus? some dip shits blew up a fire extinguisher in it. Then some other kids burned holes in the field with their hookah ashes when the senior class camped on it, so Vance wanted to suspend everyone who went. The chicks also filled the bathrooms with half empty cans and bottles and the admin was freaking out because they thought a bunch of drunkards were running around the school. The bouncy balls were pretty tight though. Moriarty was running around taking them from freshmen so we could play with them during class.
May 6 2011 12:48AM
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HKrass
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May 6 2011 12:59AM
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arneson
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i love this one

May 6 2011 12:48PM
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arneson
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My school does not have a pool.. so i guess it would not take a crane to get it out. The lunch ladies however have forklift races with the other fat ladies on the fork
May 6 2011 12:50PM
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Nathn
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OH YA TAkING ONE MORE THAN RECOMMENDED WILL FUCKING KILL YOU OMG OMGOMGZZzz!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

May 6 2011 3:09PM
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An10a_Eng
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thats fucking retarded
May 6 2011 3:20PM
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Toasty.
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op, if you do that to a pig i hope you get charged with animal cruelty. like seriously, are you that retarded?

May 6 2011 3:39PM
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jibmanji
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we are chaining the doors shut and posting eviction notices
May 6 2011 4:21PM
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DERS.
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had my last day of high school today... fucking awesome

we did the alarm clocks in the library prank, played rebecca black over the loud speakers, and a bunch of other stupid things.
May 6 2011 4:22PM
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