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EC-Tom
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Alright, this post works by me starting off with two people... I am going to pick The Rock, and Arnold Swarzenneger(sp). Next person tells us who would win in a fight, then picks 2 more people...


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Jul 23 2004 6:34AM
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bigJ
Posts: 3148 - Karma: 10
Arnold would win, he is the governator

Dali Lama vs. Gahndi



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Jul 23 2004 6:41AM
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hendrik.
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dalai lama....ghandi would starve before anything haapened....

Connan O'Brian vs Jay Leno
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Jul 23 2004 6:44AM
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EC-Tom
Posts: 2572 - Karma: 12
Conan, just cuz it sounds like a barbarian

Tanner Hall or Shaun White


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Jul 23 2004 7:00AM
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powfoka
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tanner hall kick that little tamatoes ass then smoke a joint


jon or henrik
is all about tha benjamins
Jul 23 2004 7:06AM
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EC-Tom
Posts: 2572 - Karma: 12
jon cuz hes swedish....

Bill Clinton or John Kerry


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Jul 23 2004 7:09AM
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bigJ
Posts: 3148 - Karma: 10
Clinton, he is just so much more stylie

Michael Moore vs Richard Simmons





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Jul 23 2004 7:12AM
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EC-Tom
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Michael Moore, he would eat that faggot.

Osama Bin Laden or Saddam Hussein (no weapons)


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Jul 23 2004 7:14AM
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bigJ
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Saddam, Osama is too lanky

Martha Stewart vs. Paul Rubens (Peewee Herman)



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Jul 23 2004 7:20AM
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EC-Tom
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martha stuart, pee wee would be caught off guard masturbating.

Cartman(southpark) vs. Bart Simpson


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Jul 23 2004 7:21AM
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bigJ
Posts: 3148 - Karma: 10
Simpson, he has experence

Robert Downy Jr. vs Mary Kate Olson



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Jul 23 2004 7:23AM
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EC-Tom
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Robert, Mary kate is too fucked right now

Oprah Winfrey vs Jerry Springer


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Jul 23 2004 7:28AM
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bigJ
Posts: 3148 - Karma: 10
Oprah, shes from the hood

Rick James vs. Tyrone the crackhead



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Jul 23 2004 7:30AM
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QuickFlash7
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oprah would eat him

the new 7 up yours guy or the old one?



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Jul 23 2004 7:30AM
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EC-Tom
Posts: 2572 - Karma: 12
old seven up guy....

Nemo (finding nemo) vs. Woody(toystory)


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Jul 23 2004 7:32AM
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hendrik.
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im gonna pass on the 7up one, and say RICK JAMES BITCH.


lance armstrong vs jan ulrich?
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Jul 23 2004 7:32AM
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bigJ
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Jan would get in the first few punches, then Lance would bet the shit out of him 6 times

Jessica Simpson vs Ashlee Simpson



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Jul 23 2004 7:34AM
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QuickFlash7
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tweaks,its old man, let it go



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Jul 23 2004 7:34AM
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EC-Tom
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ashlee....jessica is too stupid

Lance vs the french


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Jul 23 2004 7:35AM
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QuickFlash7
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the french wouldnt even enter the fight



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Jul 23 2004 7:36AM
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EC-Tom
Posts: 2572 - Karma: 12
quickflash sucks at this game...you have to pick the enxt 2 dummy

JESSICA SIMPSON VERSE BRITNEY SPEARS


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Jul 23 2004 7:37AM
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QuickFlash7
Posts: 718 - Karma: 10
your use of the word dummy is insanely gay

EC tom vs his homosexual tendencies



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Jul 23 2004 7:38AM
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EC-Tom
Posts: 2572 - Karma: 12
quickflash, look at the picture in your profile...fucking pretty boy...why dont you go shop or something


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Jul 23 2004 7:39AM
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bigJ
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EC Tom vs QuickFlash7



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Jul 23 2004 7:40AM
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EC-Tom
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haha

Tanner Hall verse Simon Dumont


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Jul 23 2004 7:42AM
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QuickFlash7
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pretty boy? how many pretty boys do you know who might get drafted in next years baseball draft

EC TOM vs. Ru Paul



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Jul 23 2004 7:44AM
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rightcoastskier
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YAY BASEBALL

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Jul 23 2004 7:45AM
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EC-Tom
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haha thats wonderful, you just proved me even more right. baseball draft huh? lets see...no you can go enjoy getting spanked by men in tight white pants. fuckin pretty boy...there really is no other way to explain you...


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Jul 23 2004 7:46AM
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QuickFlash7
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rightcoastskier vs understanding thread concept



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Jul 23 2004 7:46AM
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QuickFlash7
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ec tom vs his immaturity



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Jul 23 2004 7:47AM
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EC-Tom
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quickflash7 vs. his sexuality.


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Jul 23 2004 7:47AM
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EC-Tom
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you even try to freestyle rap...hahahaha I laugh at you


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Jul 23 2004 7:48AM
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bigJ
Posts: 3148 - Karma: 10
alright lets get this back on track now that the children have calmmed down

Canada vs France



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Jul 23 2004 7:51AM
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QuickFlash7
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it would be a staring contest not a fight

ec tom vs his lack of memory that i already used the sexuality joke



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Jul 23 2004 7:52AM
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EC-Tom
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quickflash7 verse me...bring it on you pussy


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Jul 23 2004 7:54AM
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bigJ
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dammit, let it die, this is the only thing going on at 9 in the morning

Vannila Ice vs. MC Hammer



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Jul 23 2004 7:54AM
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EC-Tom
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MC Hammer fo sho...

Jimi Hendrix verse Bob Marley


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Jul 23 2004 7:55AM
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bigJ
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Bob w/ kung fu dreadlock action

Jerry Garcia vs Jim Morrison



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Jul 23 2004 7:56AM
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QuickFlash7
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jim morrison without a doubt

ec tom ill fucking kill you faggot ass bitch

bazooka jo vs joe camel



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Jul 23 2004 7:57AM
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EC-Tom
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The entire slipknot crew, versus d12


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Jul 23 2004 7:57AM
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EC-Tom
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bazooka, hes the fuckin man

Mr Clean verse Michelin Man


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Jul 23 2004 7:58AM
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bigJ
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Michelen man, he is made of rubber, how cayou beat that

Sean Connery vs Roger Moore



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stevie.
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shawn connery, moore isnt as good-looking

bush vs harvey!!




save lives. ride line.

i smell burnt toast!!

lift lines suck.

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Jul 23 2004 8:02AM
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EC-Tom
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connery...hes got a cooler voice

Tom or jERRY


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Jul 23 2004 8:02AM
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EC-Tom
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bush, he commands the united states army you retard.


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Jul 23 2004 8:03AM
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EC-Tom
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Tom or Jerry


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Jul 23 2004 8:03AM
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bigJ
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tom, because cats are gay

Buddah vs Bubba Sparks



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QuickFlash7
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buddha would kill that white boy

bloods vs cryps



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Jul 23 2004 8:05AM
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EC-Tom
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dont wna die so not gna answer....

Snoop Dog verse Eminem


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Jul 23 2004 8:06AM
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bigJ
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snoop, because he is black

Wu Tang clan vs the UN



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QuickFlash7
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UN will fight amongst themselves first

verizon vs nextel



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