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flying dog shit in my face
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so my brother and i always have to walk the dogs, and we have to pick up our dog's shit in plastic bags, yeh yeh you know that shit. well anyways, to make the walks a little interesting we pick up our dog's shit and whoever gets to the shit first, gets to throw it at the other person..and the game proceeds into a dead sprint away from one another. and knowing me i should know about bad karma, but tonite my brother got to the shit first, picked it up and hucked it at me...only to find out that the bag had a hole in it and exploded in my face. yeh, exactly, what would be your reaction be to having 2 lbs of shit on your face? i got home and i almost threw up, the stench reaked so fucken bad..help me think of some ways to beat his ass
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HAHA go on your lawn where your dog usualy shits when your brother is sleeping and put shit all over him and watch his reaction HAHA
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oh my that suuuck... i don't have ne ideas of how to get back at him. but i just had to say daaamn that must have sucked
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do the cling-wrap on the toilet seat trick, and take a photo of him when he's finished
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pee in his shampoo. i had some friends who did that to thier counslur at camp when they were mad at her.
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well it sounds like he played by the rules, you should just beat him to the poo next time
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^I almost did that to my sister, but by the time I had found a funnel, my anger had gone away, and I thought it would be too mean.
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haha true, i dont blame him for the ripped bag...but still, think about it! dog shit in your face! ahh! soo nastay
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penny
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haha true, i dont blame him for the ripped bag...but still, think about it! dog shit in your face! ahh! soo nastay
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HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!! u got shit on ur face.
actually that trully sucks man. karmas a bitch. i hope ur brother slips in some dog shit and falls into a dogs asshole
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thats gotta suck
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hahahahaha shit gasp hahahahahahahahaha
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haha you got screwed over!, well actually crapped all over
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DAMN IT penny why didn't you tell me about this?! im sorry!
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hahaha ira, that was one of those things that completely slipped my mind...getting shitted all over. hahaha i have to admit i did smile when i got shit all over me
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damn that sucks... throw shit and him.. and rub it in his face
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Wow you're dumb
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thats fuckin sick
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hahahah apenny that's hillarious! well next time you should just accidentally grab a ripped back, pick up some poo, and knock him over, pin him down in the middle of the sidewalk, and rub the 'ripped' bag all over his face. shove it in his mouth and stuff! that would suck for emmett...
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smear shit on his sandwich, he'll nver know.
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naw dude, if you gonna shit on someone, use your own. its the only way.
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haha shit i have a funny story about that there was this kid at my school that everyone hated so some kids stole his backpack and took a dump in it so he left our school and will b forever know as shit boy
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yeah dude, when ur bro is asleep, take ur dog out to the bathroom, make sure he shits, then pick it up and drop it either on ur bro or right next him so he might roll on it or something and video tape it when he wakes up
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Yah, take a dump in his pack.
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the piss shampoo is a classic. no two guys have ever lived in a house together without a little bit of that going on
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fucking weird game you guys play....just take a shit on him while he is asleep
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stick a knife up his ass
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next time you go to flush the toilet, take his toothbrush and scrub the toilet clean. then put it back where you found it. i did that to my sister. haha its good fun!
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get about 20 kilograms of dogshit and bury a stick of dynamite with it thats rigged to explode when he flicks the lightswitch in his room. Wiley Coyote style.
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get some shit (either your own or the dogs) and put it in a brown lunch bag, then put the lunch bag with shit in front of his room or on the porch when he's about to come home and light it on fire, he'll see it and try to step on it to put the flame out before he realizes he's got shit all over his shoes.
its not as bad as in ur face, that musta sucked, but it'd be a good way to get him back without provoking further shits on eachother's faces
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line1260chick hahaha i love your idea..i think ill use that one, and im not that sick to take a load on my brother's head
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penny
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yeah im thinkin that too, take tons of laxitives in the morning and then by night your gunna have to take the worlds most diareah like shit ever, tip toe in your brothers room, and get right over his head, pull downyour pants slowly (or go in his room naked ahead of time so you dont have to risk him wakin up to your undressing)then put your but cheeks dead smack on his face, spread them with your hands a little... by now he will be awake screamin in your butt, this is when you unload your huge diareah shit, because his mouth will be open, all the shit will fill his mouth and you can call him shit face the rest of his life... make sure you have a photographer and a video camera dude in the room also, so we can all laugh histarically
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^ uh.. i think thats illegal... duno how... but i bet there is a law against that... any of that.
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ewwww NH_line that was uncalled for, that is just raunch!!!!
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penny
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wow....you have an...interesting mind...
now, on the other hand, you can just take a couple of laxatives, put them in a drink for him...and let him have the crazy shits..
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that would be a little harsh. just give your dog laxatives then put food on your brother while hes sleeping
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The best way to get nasty shit is to just eat a bunch of macadamia nuts... then put the shit on his face while he's asleep or something.
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duct tape his eyes shut. thats always good for a laugh.
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