Okay... let me get this straight...
First, Obama booted Donald Trump off the air, making his hair.. or entire head come off, to talk about some crazy shit that just turned up...
Apparently, Navy Seals rolled in to some compound, on 911 Jihad Street in Abbottabad, Pakistan... They kicked down the doors and then an earthquake started... Osama and his other fools, woke up from their bed as shit was crashing down on them...
As Osama went to grab his gun, Seals just rolled in and gatted that fool with assault rifles... from about 3 feet away... tons of bullets just smashed into his chest, and he fell to the ground, where they continued shooting him, as his body layed in a pile of Jack Daniels, 4loko, and other shit...
Then, for good measure, they threw their M16's aside, pumped in some shotgun rounds, and kept firing away at his body...
THEN for MORE good measure, they threw THOSE aside and grabbed some fucking RPG's and, from short range, liiiiit up that fool.. tons of explosions ensued...
FINALLY, they busted out some crazy ass futuristic ray gun shit, that does pretty much nothing as far as I could tell... They then decide to take a leak on his body...
Meanwhile, in the white house, Obama, Bush, and some other dude start chest bumping in celebration, and outside, people are holding up signs saying "osama bin bye bye'' and 'ji ha ha ha'.
Meanwhile, in Hell, Hitler, Saddam, and the devil are all laughing at him, and the Devil points to a door that says "72 Virgins Osama Gang Bang". It opens and pigs are inside. They then start raping him... and the devil laughs...
WTFFFFF