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I'll steal your fridge

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Patroni
Posts: 121 - Karma: -5

Random threats and insults wanted. Post them on this thread

May 2 2011 11:20PM
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introvert
Posts: 4718 - Karma: 1,482
I <3you OP.


No insults for you
May 2 2011 11:22PM
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malonius_funk
Posts: 2249 - Karma: 1,500
i'll steal your virginity
May 2 2011 11:24PM
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introvert
Posts: 4718 - Karma: 1,482
Be nice to the OP.


He's sensitive
May 2 2011 11:25PM
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Mr.Turtle
Posts: 3690 - Karma: 96
I watch you at night while you sleep
May 2 2011 11:27PM
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jibnut
Posts: 3038 - Karma: 304
Dude fridges are expensive. And in Cali you have to buy your own for your apt. But in most states, you don't. But, your mom goes to college!
May 2 2011 11:28PM
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malonius_funk
Posts: 2249 - Karma: 1,500
don't worry babe, i'll be gentle. tee hee ;)
May 2 2011 11:30PM
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introvert
Posts: 4718 - Karma: 1,482
Good :)
May 2 2011 11:32PM
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malonius_funk
Posts: 2249 - Karma: 1,500
did you find a dollar by any chance?
May 2 2011 11:33PM
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introvert
Posts: 4718 - Karma: 1,482
Yes. I found two dollars
May 2 2011 11:35PM
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j.saaaarela
Posts: 1859 - Karma: 856
I seem to use this one quite often: "So help me I will dragon kick you square in the cheek-bone"
May 3 2011 12:01AM
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JIBpsy^^
Posts: 2851 - Karma: 36
I will beat you with a pillow case full of doorknobs and batterClick for larger imageies then i will Click for larger imageClick for larger imageClick for larger image
May 3 2011 12:03AM
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HenniferLopez
Posts: 1319 - Karma: 136
"I'm gonna tear that fine ass up."








It wasn't a threat. It was a promise. 8-(
May 3 2011 12:04AM
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Broseph_Stalin
Posts: 3745 - Karma: 178
bite the pillow...
May 3 2011 12:04AM
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Patroni
Posts: 121 - Karma: -5
bump
Nov 6 2011 2:02AM
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why
Posts: 2064 - Karma: 65
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Nov 6 2011 2:03AM
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why
Posts: 2064 - Karma: 65
im goin in dry
Nov 6 2011 2:04AM
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Orrin
Posts: 1757 - Karma: 1,114
I'll...I'll call you words! Bad words!
Nov 6 2011 7:58AM
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CAPITA-DEVOURS
Posts: 1968 - Karma: 4
Get'r'dun
Nov 6 2011 8:27AM
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Pow.yuHdig*
Posts: 1903 - Karma: 146
im gunna fuck your dad
Nov 6 2011 8:41AM
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.fack.le.popo.
Posts: 108 - Karma: 23
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Nov 6 2011 9:38AM
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Charlie_Kelly
Posts: 11954 - Karma: 12,297
Im gonna eat all the food in your pantry and shit it all out on your bed...
Nov 6 2011 9:40AM
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caturdaze
Posts: 338 - Karma: 12
I'm going to spit in your eye!
Nov 6 2011 10:13AM
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egg.
Posts: 3231 - Karma: 3,477
im gona alaskan pipeline your entire family
Nov 6 2011 10:23AM
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bo0b
Posts: 2964 - Karma: 996
I'm going to replace your deodorant with moldy cheese, old sensodyne toothpaste and fish oil.
Nov 6 2011 10:35AM
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act.resist
Posts: 8875 - Karma: 513
I'm gonna tongue punch your moms fart box
Nov 6 2011 10:44AM
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SketchyMike
Posts: 539 - Karma: 71
I ejaculated on your pillow.
Nov 6 2011 11:38AM
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Patroni
Posts: 121 - Karma: -5
^
Nov 24 2011 3:38PM
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