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Would you buy a high class cereal?

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wameron
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I realized cereal is the same regardless of your class, unless you are poor then you eat store brand shit, but there is no upper market for cereal, particularly chocolate cereal and stuff.
I'm think a chocolate cereal, probably dark chocolate, but it would use high quality cocoa and grains, it would also be well cerealized so that it doesn't cut your mouth when hard like cocoa puffs and captain crunch do. and then i would throw in some high quality dried fruits like good cherries. would anyone go for this?
May 1 2011 9:32PM
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Funkadelic
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No, the only cereal I eat is Frosted Flakes.
May 1 2011 9:33PM
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pink_squid
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da fuck? who cuts there mouth on cereal?
May 1 2011 9:34PM
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Parrish
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No, cause i'm lower middle class.
May 1 2011 9:34PM
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-Mugatu
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Pretty sure Kellogs got the cereal game on lock.
May 1 2011 9:35PM
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SPskier543
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Frosted flakes were more than great until they put a bunch of fiber into it, not it just tastes like corn flakes.
May 1 2011 9:36PM
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plorr
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May 1 2011 9:38PM
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Parrish
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>implying Frosted Flakes were more then just corn flakes with sugar on them.
May 1 2011 9:38PM
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Master_Debater
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This is what i call high end, not cause of price but because it tastes amazing.Click for larger image
May 1 2011 9:40PM
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Panda_with_Guns
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hahahahahaha
May 1 2011 9:40PM
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pink_squid
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pretty much
May 1 2011 9:41PM
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Dan.
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the flaw in your logic is that while the poor and middle class have tasty unhealthy cereals for quick breakfasts, the upper crust has illegal immigrant nannies who make baller ass breakfasts for them every day. they don't fuck around with cereal.

tl;dr cereal is for the poors
May 1 2011 9:41PM
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Panda_with_Guns
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hahahahahaha
May 1 2011 9:42PM
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Broseph_Stalin
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capn crunch is the shit

they also did not discontinue it where i live

you jelly?
May 1 2011 9:42PM
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plorr
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YES
May 1 2011 9:44PM
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ORDEAL
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Extremely
May 1 2011 9:45PM
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Parrish
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wait, hold the phone, they "discontinued" capn crunch?


whaaaaaaa?
May 1 2011 9:46PM
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no_steeze
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poor people don't buy store brand cereal because it's cheaper, it's more like

"mom mom mom i want dem fruit loops n' shit"
"shit son i aint buyin no whack ass shit wit a goddam talkin toucan n shit on da box. ima buy you some stop n shop brand loops of fruityness so da go'ment can't give you dem goddam toucan brainwaves"

/racism
May 1 2011 9:46PM
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Chubz.
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hahahahahaha
May 1 2011 9:48PM
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AWALLRUS.
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uhhm...cereal is not high end food to begin with?
May 1 2011 9:49PM
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smooticus
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Who the fuck doesnt buy store brand, they have copies of all the good cereals for literally a third of the price. Plus you can buy those big ass bags. O only buy cereal like once every other month. But while you might be onto something, if you go to those hippy stores where everything is like organic and quality they have fancy cereals.
May 1 2011 9:53PM
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.skiperisher.
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this is what you need. its got a mountain on it so you know its good

May 1 2011 9:55PM
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Daoust
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i just want my daily fix of fruitloops. no need to complicate my cereal
May 1 2011 9:55PM
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zerospinskier
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May 1 2011 9:58PM
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dbchili
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can somebody answer this? I still have captain crunch, and i can't imagine living without it.

May 1 2011 9:59PM
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sack
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kashi and vector are high class cereals..
I don't even buy cereal, so there's no way I would buy classy candy cereal
May 1 2011 10:00PM
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Alex_G
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Smart Start.
May 1 2011 10:01PM
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Skittle.
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this. and no that sounds gross
May 1 2011 10:03PM
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Afeld
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Instead of high end they should bring back these cereals:
[IMG]http://www.blogcdn.com/www.urlesque.com/media/2011/03/billted.jpg[/IMG]
[IMG]http://www.blogcdn.com/www.urlesque.com/media/2011/02/choccones.jpg[/IMG]
[IMG]http://www.blogcdn.com/www.urlesque.com/media/2011/02/nerds-1298832049.jpg[/IMG]
[IMG]http://www.blogcdn.com/www.urlesque.com/media/2011/03/rice-krispy-treats.jpg[/IMG]
[IMG]http://www.blogcdn.com/www.urlesque.com/media/2011/03/poptarts.jpg[/IMG]
May 1 2011 10:04PM
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Afeld
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God dammit
just click them

http://www.blogcdn.com/www.urlesque.com/media/2011/03/billted.jpg
http://www.blogcdn.com/www.urlesque.com/media/2011/02/choccones.jpg
http://www.blogcdn.com/www.urlesque.com/media/2011/02/nerds-1298832049.jpg
http://www.blogcdn.com/www.urlesque.com/media/2011/03/rice-krispy-treats.jpg
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May 1 2011 10:06PM
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theBearJew
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High class. Without cutting your mouth.

May 1 2011 10:08PM
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skijunkiedtm
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May 1 2011 10:08PM
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T-Holt
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I feel like this kinda stuff is "high class" cereal:

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The stuff health conscious yoga moms eat.
May 1 2011 10:12PM
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pomme-de-terre
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my dick is huge.
May 1 2011 10:16PM
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BIGben*
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Wait how often do you cut yourself on cereal? And it already exist like retarted granola brands like "kasi"
May 1 2011 10:17PM
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sack
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hemp!

May 1 2011 10:26PM
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triebby
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I love the idea, but cereal is pretty damn expensive as it is. Also, Gator has the best reply in the thread..
May 1 2011 10:37PM
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pelle_munch
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Fucking i do with cherios. I hate cherios
May 1 2011 11:06PM
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pink_squid
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then dont eat them
May 2 2011 12:02PM
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hoodratz47
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dude.... i fucked that shit up so hard back n the day.... like i remember my mom hiding the box
May 2 2011 12:05PM
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VT_scratch
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May 2 2011 12:52PM
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MFM
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Think about Coca-Cola. poor ass people can drink it, might have to save up a little though, but so do super rich people, there is no coca cola gold organic free-trade extra special 6 dollar version, people wouldn't buy that shit regardless of worth or their 'high class'. They would be stupid if they did. There are certain marketable items like this that people of all classes or differing incomes can expect and become used to and expect the same quality. I don't think people give a shit about high class cereal.
No one that you'd be marketing towards is going to want to buy 'super dank' cereal from a kid until you spend a shit load on making your product not look like shit.
May 2 2011 1:22PM
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RubberSoul
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dark chocolate with cherries? i don't think rich people is the demographic you're going for there
May 2 2011 1:23PM
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MFM
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Kashi is dank as shit you can't beat that, or cough up enough money to be on par with their marketing. that guy on the kashi commercial that travels around and finds cool ingredients and climbs fuckin coconut trees has a sweet job even though it's fake.
May 2 2011 1:25PM
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Lemuel
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My thought exactly. You got some wussy ass pallet OP?
May 2 2011 2:11PM
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TonyMacaroni
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May 2 2011 2:16PM
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Justo8484
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sounds like you've never been to wholefoods to me.
May 2 2011 2:20PM
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Aaaron.
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trader joes cereal is so bomb. maple frosted shredded wheat topped with pecan praline clusters and flakes = bomb. also very berry clusters is incredible and the trader joes brand frosted flakes are super good
May 2 2011 2:27PM
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fruitstick
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Cineman grams FTW
May 2 2011 2:28PM
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Willard
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High class cereal-Brand name

My kinda cereal-Malto meal come at me bro
May 2 2011 2:50PM
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Peter.
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two great cereals
May 2 2011 3:03PM
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