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Never Shave Your Ass Hair.

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kootenayklaus
Posts: 3914 - Karma: 2,179
That's right boys.

http://www.cafemom.com/journals/read/693368/Never_Shave_Your_Ass_Hair
May 1 2011 2:23AM
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HermioneGranger
Posts: 1933 - Karma: 101
Where is the classic thread on this topic?
May 1 2011 2:27AM
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Travapple.
Posts: 6787 - Karma: 88
I just looked for it. kinda gave up cuz the searchbar is ass.
May 1 2011 2:31AM
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carbon.pulse
Posts: 3348 - Karma: 22
I thought this too and was pretty let down when I opened this. The origional one was one of the funniest threads NS has had.
May 1 2011 2:51AM
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SeanTom
Posts: 7936 - Karma: 1,747
something about ass cheeks acting like suction cups. and the seperation basically realeased the kraken of ass scents.
May 1 2011 3:03AM
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skithesprings
Posts: 9086 - Karma: 1,349
it got deleted...


thats the link, but it just takes you to the main forums...
May 1 2011 3:12AM
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collinder
Posts: 738 - Karma: 34
I think my ass hair is around an inch and a half right now. Fairly satisfied...
May 1 2011 3:19AM
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TheHamburglar
Posts: 3895 - Karma: 3,314
that thread was pure gold
May 1 2011 5:38AM
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cwillygood
Posts: 6831 - Karma: 1,829
that thread was incredible
May 1 2011 7:32AM
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BIGben*
Posts: 1942 - Karma: 8
...wait did i want to know that???
May 1 2011 8:04AM
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CAPITA-DEVOURS
Posts: 1968 - Karma: 4
you probably did. i didnt.
May 1 2011 11:24AM
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Mr.Huck
Posts: 6096 - Karma: 14,896
Just about ready for some ass dreads.
May 1 2011 11:37AM
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derpina
Posts: 2186 - Karma: 55
There's another one that's pretty close. It got bumped like a month ago... it too also has the original quoted in it though.
May 1 2011 11:38AM
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Newschool_Pope
Posts: 2473 - Karma: 267
he was clearly doing it wrong.

this is how its properly conducted.



never shave ass hair, burn it.
Feb 3 2012 6:31PM
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Deluge
Posts: 4401 - Karma: 805
hahahahahahahahahaha
Feb 3 2012 7:25PM
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GayWolf420
Posts: 37320 - Karma: 118,949
And swamp ass reaching levels of over 9000.
Feb 3 2012 7:32PM
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hoodratz47
Posts: 12019 - Karma: 9,451
i dont have much to start with so no

Feb 3 2012 7:38PM
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Ryley*
Posts: 300 - Karma: 50
No kidding, they really have a hairy situation there..
Feb 3 2012 8:23PM
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steeeez
Posts: 94 - Karma: 26
this
Feb 3 2012 8:43PM
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[hamnuts]
Posts: 2356 - Karma: 439

cool

Feb 3 2012 8:49PM
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FerrisBueller
Posts: 8280 - Karma: 5,173
repost but lolz
Feb 3 2012 8:56PM
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penguin_steeze
Posts: 2311 - Karma: 241
I LIKE DICK IN THE ASS
Feb 3 2012 9:09PM
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ChuckTesta
Posts: 960 - Karma: 258
hahahaha fucking lost
Feb 3 2012 9:21PM
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soulskier
Posts: 17806 - Karma: 3,841
never, never ever
Feb 3 2012 9:23PM
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squibble
Posts: 4569 - Karma: 104
i know someone that did it. waste of 20$. he actually did it a couple more times
Feb 3 2012 9:25PM
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NSwidow
Posts: 888 - Karma: 3,222
Oh my god. that's one of the funniest things ive ever read. And it's really well written!!
Feb 3 2012 11:09PM
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act.resist
Posts: 8875 - Karma: 513
i stopped when it said something about a turd hanging in hair
Feb 3 2012 11:13PM
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Aidan-G
Posts: 9411 - Karma: 10,798
Reminded me of that socially awkward guy with the pee bottles for some reason
Feb 3 2012 11:13PM
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GayWolf420
Posts: 37320 - Karma: 118,949
You just gotta get in there, man. It's not as bad as it sounds. As long as you deal with the situation as quick as possible before they solidify.
Feb 3 2012 11:15PM
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act.resist
Posts: 8875 - Karma: 513

oh ill just let my imagination wonder...:I

Feb 3 2012 11:20PM
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Spinoza
Posts: 12763 - Karma: 3,846
you dont need to shave it cmon guys,              just pluck them the come out pretty easily
Feb 3 2012 11:21PM
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act.resist
Posts: 8875 - Karma: 513
WAX
Feb 3 2012 11:21PM
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Spinoza
Posts: 12763 - Karma: 3,846
0% chance of me waxing my ass shut thank you very much
Feb 3 2012 11:23PM
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bangarangmules
Posts: 5065 - Karma: 84
and he had to stand with his cheeks spread in front of a fan just from walking back from class. haha
Feb 3 2012 11:30PM
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FM3
Posts: 207 - Karma: 19
Chicks don't have ass hair to begin with.....
Feb 4 2012 11:26AM
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AHSkier
Posts: 563 - Karma: 42
But they don't go poo either
Feb 4 2012 11:55AM
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katie.
Posts: 2833 - Karma: 874
His writing style reminded me of "I pooped on a girl"

Feb 4 2012 12:08PM
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Mr.Turtle
Posts: 3690 - Karma: 96
and when it grew back it was like sitting on a porcupine
Feb 4 2012 12:13PM
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Raz.
Posts: 7456 - Karma: 1,611
it doesn't bother me in the slightest....
Feb 4 2012 1:44PM
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Davy.Crockett
Posts: 5373 - Karma: 324
thanks for sharing
Feb 4 2012 3:06PM
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steeeez
Posts: 94 - Karma: 26
Valid point
Feb 4 2012 6:28PM
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40oz.
Posts: 1758 - Karma: 555
I WANT THE ORIGINAL QUOTE NOW
Dec 15 2013 2:36PM
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Benson.
Posts: 2739 - Karma: 3,787
Why are there so many ass/gooch/ball shaving threads on here? This is like the 5th or 6th one I've seen. Have you guys hit puberty yet, do you not know how to shave your balls?
Dec 15 2013 2:39PM
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crab_pretzel
Posts: 3919 - Karma: 622
HOLY SHIT THIS WAS GODSENT. i was literally considering this, and now i know it would be a fatal mistake.

although, as long as mine is, i dont think ive ever had a dingle-berry problem. go figure.

and this was so funny and well written: "a frustrating fart that slid up and down between my cheeks like a lost gerbil."
Dec 15 2013 2:50PM
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CosmicBrownie
Posts: 199 - Karma: 1,177
wait so why don't girls have any of said problems then
Dec 15 2013 3:07PM
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Cappadonna
Posts: 61 - Karma: 138
Pure gold
Dec 15 2013 6:50PM
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whoa-dere
Posts: 10596 - Karma: 7,103
They do you just dont know :O
Dec 15 2013 7:12PM
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Doke
Posts: 185 - Karma: 401
I've never laughed so hard in my life. Would read again
Dec 15 2013 7:13PM
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Flyon
Posts: 295 - Karma: 331
Because the person who wrote the article that OP posted was a girl. Go figure...
Dec 15 2013 7:32PM
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crab_pretzel
Posts: 3919 - Karma: 622
girls don't poop. duh
Dec 15 2013 9:01PM
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