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Parler whites triple not really a triple cork

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eatdatshrimp
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it was a triple cosak. how has anyone not noticed this yet
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-KYLE-
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nominated.

glad on im the first page of this one!
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-KYLE-
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fuck haha
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Toby.Dickson
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Hahahahahahah
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Jpurd
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what is "misty"?
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BIGben*
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I just watched it, i'd say double cork with a kick at the end.
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*TURBONERD*
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IT WAS A TRIPLE CORK MAN
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SIX
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I'm pretty sure it is a triple cork and not a triple cosack.
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will-g
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wow
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monkatizer
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Jpurd
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this
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eatdatshrimp
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i just learnt i misspelled parKers name parLer. lol

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DOSE.
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Come on man. Everyone knows that the words triple and cork just go together. Nowadays a triple anything is a triple cork.
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jibbpeter
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obvious noob is obvious  trolllolololollololololololo
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Broseph_Stalin
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haha if you are serious...
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ski0
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so does everyone agree it was a legit triple cork?

i know the guys from level 1 agree with me.
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OneLove_skier
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interesting point.
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eatdatshrimp
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NO WATCH THE FUCKING VIDEO. he doesnt even spin
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Motes
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haha
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joshua
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You kids are dumb, you can clearly see he goes a little off axis on the last rotation, clearly a triple cork.
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juelzz
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I second that
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ski0
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you dont need to spin to do a cork, p white proved that with this revolutionary trick.
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49566738265
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This thread would be funny if it was genuine, but it's just some guy with a fuckton of free time that he uses to masturbate and make threads to entertain children.
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joshua
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Thats the beauty of the p-white triple cork: he doesn't even need to spin to go off axis three times.
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ninjax6792
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Best thread iv ever posted in
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Rockhound
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this is true
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jayo.
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IT TOTALLY MATTERS WHETHER OR NOT HE DID A TRIPLE CORK
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eatdatshrimp
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^^feck owf
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The_Beekeeper
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Guys, it's obviously a triple wobble.
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AWALLRUS.
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threads
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prophet
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shit's pussy. i saw a quad at TRAINS.
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Smuffy
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i love ns so much
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actchill
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lol
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Chompo.
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ZOMG AERIALS
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teleak
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Hold the fuck up...
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Inline.
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this thread kicks ass
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Pmoore
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Another think being overlooked it he did it on a volcano!!

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Pmoore
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is*
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KillaSeason
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haha
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matt.s
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skiing is getting to the point where... its ridiculous.
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Charlie_Kelly
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the fact that there is an argument is pathetic. He did a triple, a triple kosac, still a fucking triple and still fucking boss.
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THEYCALLME
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hahahaha this shit is huhlarious

I HEAR YA OP
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T-Holt
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I never fucking realized this, holy shit! MY WHOLE LIFE IS A LIE!!!!!!!!!!
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Wesley.P
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Woah
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THEYCALLME
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RubberSoul
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Blue Steel? Ferrari? Le Tigra? They're the same face! Doesn't anybody notice this? I feel like I'm taking crazy pills! I invented the piano key necktie, I invented it!
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PJS.
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haha what?
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ski0
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hey guys,

throughout this thread there has been a lot of sarcasm and joking. We all appreciate a great joke, but I think its time we clear up this whole "triple" issue once and for all...

We all know that parker white absolutely loves triples (as explained in the video), and we all know he did not perform a triple corkscrew spin in the video footage. However the trick he did do was designed to time out a triple cork. As every good skiier knows, timing is everything and the video footage that level 1 dropped was simply parker white practising a different type of triple (cozzak) simply to get his triple timing down.

After he threw the amazing triple cozzak that level 1 dropped, he continued to throw several other triples which included triple rodeo 1620 s , triple misty 1980s and a triple cork 18000.


As skiing fans, lets give P WHITE a huge round of applause for his plethora of triples and passion for skiing! I can't wait to see him in the Olympics!!



Yours Truly,


Ski0
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TheWakes.
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its not cool cuz b dog and henrik arent doing it tho.
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crankdatsoljaboy
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watch the next b&e

full of kozacks
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asfffffffffdd
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this. is. awesome.
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