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I popped a blood vessel i my eye

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yuck
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GNARLY SHIT GUYS!

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Apr 30 2011 7:49PM
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yuck
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that should say "in my eye"

oh well.
Apr 30 2011 7:51PM
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theabortionator
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oh dang
Apr 30 2011 7:51PM
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garrettwiz
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Apr 30 2011 7:53PM
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Blurst
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He tried giving me a blowjob but I just stabbed my dick right into his eye.
Apr 30 2011 7:54PM
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Blurst
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well it was a powerful thrust and I guess my head is pointy then average.
Apr 30 2011 7:56PM
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yuck
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hilarious kent...

actually i had pink eye kinda, not too bad, but it was definitely pink eye

then today i just realized that happened. i may have popped it when i was helping my dad lift cinder blocks today, or move the underwater anchors that keep our dock in place


anyways i think its pretty cool
Apr 30 2011 8:01PM
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Mike-O
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Well you shouldn't finger yourself and then rub your eyes, that's step one kindergarten basics.
Apr 30 2011 8:02PM
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PJS.
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Appropriate username is appropriate
Apr 30 2011 8:04PM
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AWALLRUS.
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brootal
Apr 30 2011 8:04PM
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Deezy
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looks messi
i am wearing contacts and my eyes turn all red and the veins puff up and get bloodshot as fuck.
i hope they dont pop
Apr 30 2011 8:05PM
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yuck
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oh im not even sure if thats what happened thats just my diagnosis. my eye felt funny when i was lifting all that shit, like when you hand upside down and all the blood rushes to your eyes, you know?

i have no idea how it happened

and for the record it didnt hurt at all, doesnt hurt now either.
Apr 30 2011 8:07PM
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Blurst
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not from smoking the sand pot
Apr 30 2011 8:08PM
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Peter.
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they always look badass

make up a crazy story
Apr 30 2011 8:11PM
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yuck
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the best kind of pot. like smoking a desert.
Apr 30 2011 8:12PM
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O.G.Surachai
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Apr 30 2011 9:09PM
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Ethan.G
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you have nothing on mine haha, the other eye was only on the top half but also completely blood red. it was like this for a month and a half and there is still a little yellow in my eye. it happened on dec. 24th

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Apr 30 2011 9:45PM
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E.C.
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i read "pooped a blood vessel" so i thought you ment you pooped so hard you popped one in your eye
Apr 30 2011 9:45PM
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Obi-Wan-Jenobi
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now that is intense. If i were you id use that to like scare someone or something.
Apr 30 2011 10:39PM
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Milksteak
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That is BAD ASS. It's sick because it eventually goes away but in the mean time you look like a G.
Apr 30 2011 10:49PM
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CAPITA-DEVOURS
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holy fucvk
Apr 30 2011 11:07PM
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SeanTom
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>zombie

but seriously, those are ridiculous guys
Apr 30 2011 11:21PM
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.jersey
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that happened to my friend and it stayed like that for a month
Apr 30 2011 11:38PM
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Ethan.G
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Yeah it looked sick but I kind of felt like a freak haha
May 1 2011 12:41AM
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Travapple.
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hoooooly fuck
May 1 2011 12:50AM
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popNfresh44
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too high my friend, too high.
May 1 2011 1:49AM
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henrytargett
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on the bright side its a good excuse to not have to put in eye drops all the time. I swear if you use visine every day it starts to fuck up your eyes.
May 1 2011 1:52AM
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yuck
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ah holy shit your eye totally takes the cake

i hope my blotch goes away cuz i have prom in 2 weeks... but you cant really see it unless you pull up my eye lid so thats good.
May 1 2011 11:30AM
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Ethan.G
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Yeah you should probably be fine if its only on the top part you couldn't tell on my other eye that was just on the top half
May 1 2011 1:30PM
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B-runge
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that is fucking terrifying looking

you could have scared the fuck out of people
May 1 2011 1:35PM
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Jahrassicpark
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haha that's what I thought it said too
May 1 2011 1:38PM
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